Mystic Investigations

15/01/2024

😰The 3rd Monday in January is Blue Monday. Due to caused by winter weather, gift debt & the failure of New Year's Resolutions. It's all a chosen state of mind. Look over the horizon for hallowed hope!💙

https://mysticinvestigations.com/christmas-blog/blue-monday/

01/01/2024

🎆Happy New Year! The Baby New Year is an Angel born to live an Earthly life. Within one year they grow into Father Time who then raises the next Baby New Year before returning to Heaven.👼

https://mysticinvestigations.com/christmas-blog/baby-new-year/

27/12/2023

🎄A Yule Moon Alert is in Effect! Most won't transform while the rest will be friendly fluffy white wolves with glowing azure eyes. Feel free to approach them without fear! Merry Christmas!🐺

https://mysticinvestigations.com/supernatural/yule-moon-werewolf/

19/12/2023

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝑨 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕?🧞You can't wish someone dead but you can go to the Parallel Universe where they're not alive. No infinite wishes. Lastly, no transformation to higher dimensional status.🧞‍♀️

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/genies-wishes/

06/12/2023

⛄️On Saint Nicholas Day delivers small gifts to children's stockings.🎅Naughty ones get coal indicating there's precious little time to get on the Nice List. Gradually Santa loses his powers and memory to undergo the annual trials of Demi-Angel worthiness. He's randomly placed somewhere on Earth to face some manner of test over the course of three days. If he passes his power returns and the marvelous march to Christmas continues. If he fails then he becomes human and Christmas could be canceled!🎄

https://mysticinvestigations.com/christmas-blog/saint-nicholas-day/

27/11/2023

🐺A Unity Moon Warning Is In Effect! The enchanted energy of this will keep most activity at a minimum. will still be a danger but they won't actively hunt down humans or turkeys!🦃

https://mysticinvestigations.com/supernatural/thanksgiving-werewolf-warning/

27/11/2023

🍁There are many of the Autumn Season. However only one has dominion over all other Fall deities. Her name is Autumna and she is the adopted daughter of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. Autumna came into being spontaneously as the very personification of .🍂

https://mysticinvestigations.com/autumn-goddess/

27/11/2023

🛒𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙊𝙛 𝘾𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙧-𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮! As you surf the nefarious net for delightful deals a monstrous menace lurks beneath the cybernated shops. Processor possessing digital demons slithering into your sainted soul! A perplexing possession into your marvelous mind through wayward wifi wavelengths!😈

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/cyber-monday/

24/11/2023

🛍️On this boisterous 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 beware of the Demon God Of Greed Mammon. He's one of the few demons who physically resides on Earth! He and his cultists mingle within the chaos of the shopping crowds. They randomly grab people for demonic sacrifices! If directly gets you he'll do it right there in the middle of the store! Nobody will even notice as he amplifies their feelings of overwhelming greed and envy. While you're fighting for your life dozens of people around you will be fighting for that 50% off 75" 4K TV! Beautiful Black Friday To All!😈

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/black-friday/

24/11/2023

𝙃𝒂𝙥𝒑𝙮 𝙏𝒉𝙖𝒏𝙠𝒔𝙜𝒊𝙫𝒊𝙣𝒈 𝑭𝙧𝒐𝙢 𝙉𝒐𝙧𝒕𝙝 𝙋𝒐𝙡𝒆 𝑪𝙞𝒕𝙮!🎅

Santa Claus pardoned one lucky Turkey who was granted supernatural sentience, speech, and immortality. The Turkey gave a rousing speech before leading the Thanksgiving Day Parade through the quaint cobblestone streets. The parade ended at the Grand Banquet Hall where Santa hosted a magnificent meal for hundreds of North Pole Citizens and visiting guests. Honored attendees included Pilgrim and Native American descendants of the First Thanksgiving.🦃

🍗Later in the evening, a more intimate Thanksgiving Dinner took place at Claus Manor with Mrs. Claus, Santa's Son, and Daughter along with some select guests. The pardoned Turkey was sitting at the dinner table gifted with little feathered hands at the end of their wings so they could handle eating utensils. The turkey served for dinner was an enchanted essence composed of paranormal plants that tasted exactly like the real deal. The sainted city was bustling with activity in anticipation of Christmas. Finally, at Midnight local time, everyone settled down for a sweet slumber of delightful dreams.😴

🎄 https://northpole.city/thanksgiving-turkey/

23/11/2023

🍗𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴! The Halloween Season officially ends today as Christmas ramps up into full swing! Take down your All Hallows decor and finish off any leftover Halloween candy to prevent bad luck!🎃 Don't feel guilty about inhaling your titanic turkey as each big bird is considered a sacred sacrifice to the Thanksgiving Spirit. Just remember they all go to a better place. However, some do reanimate into zombie form to become Gobbler Ghouls! It rarely happens so don't worry..🦃

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/thanksgiving/

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23/11/2023

🍻As dawn rises on Thanksgiving Day the Aztec God Of Drunks Ometochtli claims his panicked prizes from Blackout Wednesday. Some unusually unlucky individuals turned to the booze bottle for liquid courage only to find a nefarious nightmare at the bottom! Now they spend eternity in drunken damnation with the dark deity in his big bad bunny form!🐇Happy Thanksgiving!🦃

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/ometochtli/

22/11/2023

🍻As dusk falls upon Blackout Wednesday the Aztec God Ometochtli is on the prowl for Drunks. If you're a blasphemous boozer the cops are the least of your worries as you DUI it down the highway to hell! The big bunny of a non-Easter sort is gonna get you!🐰

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/ometochtli/

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18/11/2023

The Blood Ball Feast is a diabolically disturbing annual event for the royal global vampire elite and their invited guests. Those who have proven their wayward worth as loyal warriors for the vampirical cause. It is considered the ultimate vampire social event and a sign of serious supernatural status for those invited. Amazingly, this can include a handful of heinous humans who aren't on the menu!...

The Blood Ball Feast is a diabolically disturbing annual event for the royal global vampire elite and their invited guests. Those who have proven their wayward worth as loyal warriors for the vampirical cause. It is considered the ultimate vampire social event and a sign of serious supernatural stat...

18/11/2023

In our various articles, we often refer to top-flight psychics, mystics, and seers confirming the answer to something beyond the scope of our paranormal investigation capabilities. Many times, it's a thing that may or may not exist in a Parallel Universe. Quite often, we pose the question of whether or not various fictional characters are real in another realm. These questions are posed to the secretive Reality Recognition Guild....

In our various articles, we often refer to top-flight psychics, mystics, and seers confirming the answer to something beyond the scope of our paranormal investigation capabilities. Many times, it's a thing that may or may not exist in a Parallel Universe. Quite often, we pose the question of whether...

18/11/2023

In our current reality, Twisted Metal is a Sony Playstation vehicular combat video game franchise that originated in 1995. In various Parallel Universes, it exists in the real world within the present and future. The Twisted Metal Contest, or Competition, is hosted by a mysterious maniacal billionaire named Calypso with supernatural connections. As a child, he had an odd fascination with roadkill and was constantly obsessed with a deer that died when his dad crashed into it....

In our current reality, Twisted Metal is a Sony Playstation[Ad] vehicular combat video game franchise that originated in 1995. In various Parallel Universes, it exists in the real world within the present and future. The Twisted Metal Contest, or Competition, is hosted by a mysterious maniacal billi...

01/11/2023

🎃On Hallowmas All Saints Day both Angels and Saints descend from Heaven to clean up the metaphysical messes from the mayhem of horrors. Mostly violations of the Secrecy Pact. The pact is an agreement signed in blood with angels, demons, and nature deities to allow humankind to find their own way to godhood without major higher dimensional interference.😇

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/hallowmas/

31/10/2023

🎃Happy Halloween! Last night until dawn was a chaotic cavalcade of activity for the Mystic Investigations Team. Luckily Evening is usually peaceful amid Trick Or Treating. The Spirit Of seeks a beautiful balance between light and darkness.👻

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/halloween/

28/10/2023

🐺A Blood Moon Eclipse Warning Is In Effect! The mad Moon will elevate the power of and other sinister beings. During the lunar eclipse, werewolves will take on a temporary wolfman or wolfwoman form. Call upon the Spirit for protection.🎃

https://mysticinvestigations.com/supernatural/partial-blood-moon-eclipse/

26/10/2023

Perhaps you've been hearing about the supposed ultimate investment opportunity on the internet. That being Billionaire Elon Musk's top secret Project Omega. Unfortunately, even if Project Omega existed, there's no way to invest in it. All these offers of making it big with Omega are a load of bull! However, you can invest in Elon Musk through his only publicly traded company, …...

Perhaps you've been hearing about the supposed ultimate investment opportunity on the internet. That being Billionaire Elon Musk's top secret Project Omega. Unfortunately, even if Project Omega existed, there's no way to invest in it. All these offers of making it big with Omega are a load of bull!....

20/10/2023

A young woman finds herself alone in a deserted store shopping for clothing. Plausibly, the one employee on duty is taking a bathroom break. Unfortunately, the woman can't find a changing room nearby and ends up locating one beyond a door with a sign that says, "Caution! This Area Closed Off!" She ignores it and heads up a steep staircase hoping to find a place to try clothes on....

A young woman finds herself alone in a deserted store shopping for clothing. Plausibly, the one employee on duty is taking a bathroom break. Unfortunately, the woman can't find a changing room nearby and ends up locating one beyond a door with a sign that says,

19/10/2023

🎃The 13 Nights Of Are Upon Us!🧟From Dusk To Dawn expect an alarming increase in perplexing activity! This includes vampires, zombies, poltergeists & mad !🧌 Thankfully no werewolves...yet!🐺

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/thirteen-halloween-nights/

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16/10/2023

🐔Why Wasn't Los Pollos Hermanos Assistant Manager Lyle In Breaking Bad? Also, where's the Manager Cynthia in Better Call Saul? These are the questions that keep you up at night! The answers you seek are here...🍗

https://mysticinvestigations.com/lyle/

13/10/2023

😈On this dark day of frightful Friday The 13th fortune the maniacal menace Jason Voorhees has been spotted scoping out summer camps abandoned in the autumn season. So far he's eluded slayers!💀

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/jason-voorhees/

23/09/2023

🍂𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝑭𝒖𝒍 𝑫𝒆𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑬𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒙🧚‍♀️The Goddesses Of Summer have passed on natures guardianship to Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies & Elves. The next week or so is the best time to catch a glimpse of these within isolated rural areas. Fairies are the most common deity witnessed.🍁

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/autumn-nymph/

11/09/2023

From the toxic ashes of the World Trade Center, a was born on . Patriot Woman transformed from crippled geriatric to youth on ! She fights for all who fell prey on that tragic day!🇺🇸

https://mysticinvestigations.com/halloween-blog/patriot-woman/

30/08/2023

🔵A Blue Warning Is In Effect! will have quadruple their average power and maliciously murder anything that moves for their mad meal! We seriously suggest you stay indoors from dusk to dawn!🐺

https://mysticinvestigations.com/supernatural/blue-supermoon-werewolf-warning/

27/08/2023

🎃The 66 Nights Of Halloween Begins At Dusk! In the world the Season has sparked the first lit Jack-O-Lantern! Somewhere in the far north the first leaf of has subtlety begun changing color.🍁 That is where the Halloween Queen Shala will hold her annual Halloween Commencement Ceremony.👻

https://mysticinvestigations.com/halloween-blog/halloween-season/

09/08/2023

🧟‍♀️𝐇o𝐰 𝐓o R𝐞p𝐞l Z𝐨m𝐛i𝐞s! Unlike other sinister entities, the walking dead do not respond to holy religious artifacts. Thankfully Mother Nature has gifted us with various plants & other items to keep away!🧟

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/how-do-you-repel-a-zombie/

07/08/2023

📍𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑫𝒐 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑨 𝑽𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒐 𝑫𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆? First find out if your horrifying health is caused by a Witch Doctor. Often they will brag about their control over you. If not then seek out a psychic, medium, mystic, or tarot reader. You may also read your own aura which will be black with red bursts of streaking light. Then you must locate the Witch Doctors Lair to steal the dark doll and delicately destroy it!😈

https://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/how-to-reverse-a-voodoo-doll-curse/