Asteroiding

Asteroiding The new alternative to planking! Let the pull of gravity from different celestial bodies dictate your path.
3/ Commit wholly to your Asteroid. Happy Asteroiding

*This page promotes safe Asteroiding*

Asteroiding is a simple yet safe effective procedure.

'You got a body, you got outer space, you gor an Asteroid' Ashley Wilson 11

But one can't just go around orbition the universe w***y nilly,
There are some few rules that need to be adhered to. When preforming an Asteroid:

1/ You must always tuck yourself into a ball and float freely on space, ensuring y

our face remains expressionless for the duration of the Asteroid
2/ Your orbit must remain fixed. Do not tether yourself to your space ship.
4/ You may not wear a space suit. Real Asteroids don't wear space suits. Enjoy the cold emptiness of space on your skin as your body depressurizes and implodes.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Asteroiding procedures should always go to plan. Never put yourself at undue risk
6/ If you decide to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere, try to burn up before you hit the ground. This will ensure the safety of livestock and humans around you.

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