29/03/2017
Sick of spending money on expensive air tickets? Wish there was an easier, cheaper way to travel?
Look no further. UK Airways plc are proud to introduce Airfloat®, a new way to travel, reducing fuel costs by 98% and flight times by up to 60%, along with massive reductions in CO2 emissions.
Best of all, Airfloat® journeys will be up to 86.353% cheaper than conventional flights!
How can UK Airways plc provide such a leap forward in travel technology? The boffins in our research laboratory have turned air travel on its head!
Here's how it works:
Conventional air travel relies on an aeroplane moving around the earth to go from one place to another, using lots of fuel in the process.
Airfloat® works by floating motionless in the sky while the world turns beneath you. When your intended destination is visible below you, Airfloat® gently returns you to earth!
Airfloat® needs no runway, just something a bit like a school playing field or Lidl carpark.
Using a patented technology we have called a Balloon™, a futuristic-looking bag of hot air, Airfloat® will take you into the skies in style using our ultra-environmentally friendly seating area made entirely out of a wicker basket!
Best of all, when you travel with Airfloat® you don't need to worry about jet lag, as you haven't moved while the world turns beneath you.
We're offering three lucky customers the chance to win one way Airfloat® travel from Slough, UK to Dusseldorf, Germany. Simply LIKE and SHARE this post and write "Hello babycakes" in the comments. We'll select the lucky winners on 5th April at 07:22 GMT. Usual terms and conditions apply.
Good luck!
