01/05/2017
French Revolution For Dummies:
On the 14th of July 1789 a bunch of angry, hungry, poor people went to an armoury in Paris and said 'hey, can we have the guns please?'... the unprepared and unsuspecting guards on the day said 'yep, no worries fellas, there's plenty of you and four of us, so go for it'
These angry, hungry, poor people then made their way to the prison of Bastille for gunpowder and ammunition only to find themselves locked out and being shot at. They then decided to storm the prison instead of remaining stationary (smart move) and soon after this those in control started listening to them.
The area this storming took place is now marked by a gold-winged reminder of another revolution in 1830, reminding us all; not to mess with The French.
..or something like that.