Your in school doing a school project? That's boring. I'm so glad you posted in detail every single excersize you did at the gym today. I was already super worried about whether or not your abs were toned enough. I havent seen you in three decades, but the thought of your calf muscles occupies my thoughts often. It really enriched my facebook experience to know each every detail of your workout. I
don't know whether i'm impressed or IF I JUST DO NOT GIVE A F**K. Please do not post updates that are psychologically aimed at your boyfriend or girlfriend. It is healthier to talk about these issues in person, or even through a spirited note, than it is to passive aggressively target them via your status. Please don't tell other people how to live their lives with your status, via "inspirational" quotes and stupid limericks, especially if you have no intention of following that advice yourself. Please spare us your paragraph long rant about the person who pi**ed you off at the grocery store. There is place where it's appropriate to vent on all of your overly emotional and borderline psychotic thoughts; its called a diary. P.S. make sure its juicy because your little sister enjoys reading it.
