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Continental Croquet Federation Recently established with the intention of representing the 99% of croquet players who may not be ol

The Continental Croquet Federation seeks to create an inclusive community of croquet enthusiasts, recreationalists, and passivists alike, from which the sport of croquet is enabled to perpetuate. We welcome anyone and everyone to join in the trendy fun that is croquet by accepting our invitation to you for free membership into the movement. Our intention is to grow membership from A

tlantic to Pacific, and collectively "occupy" each of the 50 United States of America by playing on each of their state capitols. Use the button at the top of the page to sign up for free membership. Members' email addresses are collected only for statistics and so we can send you the Croquet Chronicle, the periodical newsletter (past issues can be found here: http://us7.campaign-archive2.com/home/?u=6db66f132d76078420bd5c463&id=a82eff993c). You cannot escape croquet- it is your destiny and you know it.

15/03/2020

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to the coronavirus outbreak, we are suspending all official croquet tournaments until further notice.

That rascal. (We will not be in the bidding for the said photograph, though Billy the Kid was clearly one of our own in ...
14/10/2015

That rascal. (We will not be in the bidding for the said photograph, though Billy the Kid was clearly one of our own in croquet spirit.)

A newly discovered photo showing legendary Western outlaw Billy the Kid playing a leisurely game of croquet could be worth $5 million.

Croqueteers of U-Croquet (Utah)! The online election for president of the branch will take place in 9 days, on June 9! C...
31/05/2015

Croqueteers of U-Croquet (Utah)! The online election for president of the branch will take place in 9 days, on June 9! Check out the campaign blogs of candidates Jackhammer Freeman (jackhammerfreeman.blogspot.com) and Wildfire Cooper (croquetuprising.wordpress.com)! There has been a considerable amount of effort put into both, and they have really good content.

Attention members of U-Croquet, the CCF branch of Utah! Two things:1. The people have spoken and the officers have heard...
07/05/2015

Attention members of U-Croquet, the CCF branch of Utah! Two things:
1. The people have spoken and the officers have heard you: There will be an exciting election for the presidency of U-Croquet in one month, on Tuesday, June 9. Natalie "Wildfire" Cooper and incumbent Josh "Jackhammer" Freeman will be running for president, so keep an eye out as we share their campaign links/content on this page and via email.
If you would like to run for president as well, or challenge Lucien "The So-Lucien" Briscoe's position as Vice President, please send a message to us or Commissioner Doran Briscoe.

2. We thought you might appreciate these pictures of Santa playing croquet, and a clipart of how to say "Christmas is coming" in ASL. Cheers.

We're pleased to announce the fourth and newest affiliated branch of the CCF, OH-Croquet! After officers ratified its fo...
04/05/2015

We're pleased to announce the fourth and newest affiliated branch of the CCF, OH-Croquet! After officers ratified its formation at the Croquet Court over the weekend, Gretchen "The Skeans Striker" Skeans was appointed to take its helm as President. OH-Croquet will cover Croqueteers in Ohio and is set to commence activity this coming fall.

We would like to present the newly-designed logos for the CCF's 3 affiliated branches: MO-Croquet (Missouri), U-Croquet ...
23/04/2015

We would like to present the newly-designed logos for the CCF's 3 affiliated branches: MO-Croquet (Missouri), U-Croquet (Utah), and I-Croquet (Idaho). Let us know which one you like best!

We're late posting these pictures, but we just wanted to thank all those Croqueteers in the U-Croquet branch who contrib...
14/04/2015

We're late posting these pictures, but we just wanted to thank all those Croqueteers in the U-Croquet branch who contributed to the March On Croquet clothing drive a few weeks ago! We are amazed at how much was able to be donated!

After winning the Croquet Cup at U-Croquet's March On Croquet Tourney, new Keeper-of-the-Cup Natalie "Wildfire" Cooper t...
31/03/2015

After winning the Croquet Cup at U-Croquet's March On Croquet Tourney, new Keeper-of-the-Cup Natalie "Wildfire" Cooper took part in tradition by eating Fruity Pebbles from the trophy. Oh the sweet taste of victory!

Have you ever played croquet on the tabletop? We know we sure haven't. It looks miserable!
27/03/2015

Have you ever played croquet on the tabletop? We know we sure haven't. It looks miserable!

Hey all, the latest issue of the Croquet Chronicle was just sent out, but hopefully it didn't get sent to your spam fold...
13/03/2015

Hey all, the latest issue of the Croquet Chronicle was just sent out, but hopefully it didn't get sent to your spam folder. If you didn't get it, view it here! http://eepurl.com/bgP97v

Perhaps some of the best creative writing our beloved Commissioner has ever written, the Croquet Chronicle highlights the happenings and events of the CCF from the past several months.

12/03/2015

The new version of the Croquet Chronicle newsletter gets sent out tomorrow! Sign up if we don't have your email: http://eepurl.com/EBWvr

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  to March 4, 1877- March 4, 1881, the presidential term of Rutherford B. Hayes, who liked to play croquet on the White ...
04/03/2015

to March 4, 1877- March 4, 1881, the presidential term of Rutherford B. Hayes, who liked to play croquet on the White House lawn. The Democrats complained "he had squandered six dollars of taxpayers money for a set of fancy boxwood croquet balls." (Roger Butterfield, "The American Past.")

As two of our officers prepare to visit Japan and Korea as ambassadors of croquet, check out Japan's version of croquet,...
26/02/2015

As two of our officers prepare to visit Japan and Korea as ambassadors of croquet, check out Japan's version of croquet, known as Gateball:

This is a game played by the Japanese narrated by Karin Muller. It is taken from the movie Japanland available in http://www.japanlandonline.com Gateball is ...

After its introduction at the Winter Wicket Tourney, we are pleased to announce the Croquet Federation's new sponsor- an...
18/02/2015

After its introduction at the Winter Wicket Tourney, we are pleased to announce the Croquet Federation's new sponsor- and official drink of the CCF- Croquetorade!

Thank you to all those in Idaho who braved the cold yesterday and made I-Croquet's first croquet tournament a success!
18/02/2015

Thank you to all those in Idaho who braved the cold yesterday and made I-Croquet's first croquet tournament a success!

Spread the word! This momentous administrative action took place one fortnight ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqi-...
15/01/2015

Spread the word! This momentous administrative action took place one fortnight ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqi-4aerNDE

From the Official Headquarters of the Croquet Federation comes a momentous announcement.

Contragutalions to MegaForce Morgan for winning the 2014 Golden Mallet Award! May she wield it with truth and justice.
03/01/2015

Contragutalions to MegaForce Morgan for winning the 2014 Golden Mallet Award! May she wield it with truth and justice.

  to when "More Power" Moore won the 2013 Golden Mallet Award! But who will be the next recipient of this prestigious ho...
11/11/2014

to when "More Power" Moore won the 2013 Golden Mallet Award! But who will be the next recipient of this prestigious honor, the pinnacle of croquet achievement?

You have one fortnight (two weeks) to nominate up to two people who have not only achieved excellence in the sport, but also demonstrate the true Spirit of Croquet in their participation. Comment on this post, message this page, email [email protected], or notify any CCF officer of your selections. You may even nominate yourself! But hurry!

Look who our cameras caught haunting the zombie croquet spooktacular- it's mascot Max Croquet as a ghost! Oh, that silly...
31/10/2014

Look who our cameras caught haunting the zombie croquet spooktacular- it's mascot Max Croquet as a ghost! Oh, that silly dog. He's always up to mischief!

Here's a photo of some real zombies playing croquet.
29/10/2014

Here's a photo of some real zombies playing croquet.

22/10/2014

Attention, Croqueteers! The time has now come for you to nominate up to two members of the Croquet Federation for the prestigious Golden Mallet Award! The pinnacle of croquet achievement, the Golden Mallet is bestowed upon one person annually, who has not only achieved excellence in the sport, but also demonstrates the true Spirit of Croquet in their participation. Comment on this post, message this page, email [email protected], or notify any CCF officer of your selections. You may even nominate yourself!

  to the late 1800's, when croquet gained a bad reputation for the immoral activities often associated with playing, suc...
04/09/2014

to the late 1800's, when croquet gained a bad reputation for the immoral activities often associated with playing, such as drinking, gambling, and philandering.
According to "Living Age" magazine in 1898, "The game is the gaping jaw of Hades. It would be well if the enthusiasm of the clergy and laity were enlisted for suppressing the immoral practice of croquet."
Indeed, clergy in Boston banned the game, and other towns followed suit in pulling against the 'wicket-ness' known as croquet.

Our mascot, Max Croquet,  was challenged to do the  , and even though he hates baths, he obliged:https://www.youtube.com...
25/08/2014

Our mascot, Max Croquet, was challenged to do the , and even though he hates baths, he obliged:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA2iW0T8x-Y

Mascot Max Croquet, The Croquet Canine, now challenges Fredbird, Scooby Doo, and ol' Ben Franklin to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. You have 24 hours!

  to the last time croquet was played in the Olympics, at the 1904 Games in St. Louis precisely 110 years ago this week....
14/08/2014

to the last time croquet was played in the Olympics, at the 1904 Games in St. Louis precisely 110 years ago this week. They played an American brand of croquet called "Roque," which caused dispute from the rest of the world; consequently, only Americans medaled because only Americans participated.

Last Saturday, Jefferson City became the fifth state capitol to fall to the   movement, and we have video! http://www.yo...
31/07/2014

Last Saturday, Jefferson City became the fifth state capitol to fall to the movement, and we have video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh1Va6rRo_s

DISCLAIMER: We do not own any rights to the song in the video, and we do not stand to make any profit from it. The song is "Come With Me Now" by The Kongos. ...

23/07/2014

Attention St. Louis Croqueteers: Because of a number of factors, we will be postponing the St. Louis Arch Tourney one week, so it will now take place on Saturday, August 2 instead. But for anyone interested, you can still join the taskforce headed to as we play croquet on the state capitol lawn in Jefferson City. We will be leaving mid-afternoon on Sat. 7/26 and returning at night- comment if you plan on coming. Thanks and sorry for the inconvenience!

The third issue of the Croquet Chronicle newsletter has been sent! You may need to find it in your "promotions" folder i...
12/05/2014

The third issue of the Croquet Chronicle newsletter has been sent! You may need to find it in your "promotions" folder if you have gmail, and for those who didn't receive it, you can notify Commissioner Briscoe.

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