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Effing Chicago Effing Chicago is a collective of professional tour guides running tours that are just as informative, but with more swearing and stuff.

Mandy Crypt is doing another giveaway!
03/01/2025

Mandy Crypt is doing another giveaway!

To celebrate 4 years on Patreon, I am going to do another giveaway to say thanks for all the fun we've had and to kick off another great year! Just like last time, I will choose 3 random patrons to receive a fun mystery gift!

To participate in this giveaway you must be a paid-tier member of my Patreon. All paid tiers will be included and I will announce my 3 lucky giftees via Facebook Live on February 1st @ 7pm CST!

If you have yet to join the Patreon, no worries! You can find me through the provided link. Hope to see you all there! - https://patreon.com/mandycrypt?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Hope all you naughty children escaped Krampus this month! Happy Holidays!
25/12/2024

Hope all you naughty children escaped Krampus this month! Happy Holidays!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Eat, drink, and try not to throw hands at your relatives 😉
28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Eat, drink, and try not to throw hands at your relatives 😉

28/11/2024

Hey folks! Thanks for bearing with us! This is take two of our Aqua Tofana stream!

28/11/2024

Technical difficulties, please stand by

Don't forget to pause your thanksgiving prep tonight at 7pm CST to hear Mandy Crypt tell the story of Aqua Tofana and th...
27/11/2024

Don't forget to pause your thanksgiving prep tonight at 7pm CST to hear Mandy Crypt tell the story of Aqua Tofana and the court case that came with it!

🎵 Baby it's cold outside 🎵
21/11/2024

🎵 Baby it's cold outside 🎵

That's right, get your kids a type writer. The kiddies LOVE type writers! It's the hip new gadget this holiday season!
15/11/2024

That's right, get your kids a type writer. The kiddies LOVE type writers! It's the hip new gadget this holiday season!

14/11/2024

Hello, folks! Welcome to part two of our presentation on Jack the Ripper! This presentation is free to view, donations are suggested!

venmo: mandysimo
paypal: [email protected]
patreon: Mandy Crypt

As I was walking through the grocery store today I was reminded to remind y'all that Mandy Crypt is giving her second ta...
13/11/2024

As I was walking through the grocery store today I was reminded to remind y'all that Mandy Crypt is giving her second talk on the Jack the Ripper case tonight at 7pm CST! Tonight we talk about the investigation and the suspects!

Happy Halloween to all our Effing Chicago peeps! We wish you all a fun, safe Halloween full of all the trucks and treats...
31/10/2024

Happy Halloween to all our Effing Chicago peeps! We wish you all a fun, safe Halloween full of all the trucks and treats your little candy goblin hearts can handle!

30/10/2024

Hi folks! Happy Halloween! Thank you for joining our talk tonight! This program is free to view, donations are suggested!

venmo: mandysimo
paypal: [email protected]
patreon: Mandy Crypt

Hey folks! Here's your reminder to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to watch the first installment of Mandy Crypt 's Jack the ...
30/10/2024

Hey folks! Here's your reminder to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to watch the first installment of Mandy Crypt 's Jack the Ripper series!

Full disclosure: this is a very disturbing crime and there will be mentions of sensitive topics accompanied by disturbing images. Viewer discretion and parental discretion is advised.

In '94, the singer of Brokensmoke was found dead after a Chicago gig. The guitarist vanished. The guitarist's diary told...
01/10/2024

In '94, the singer of Brokensmoke was found dead after a Chicago gig. The guitarist vanished. The guitarist's diary told a harrowing "banshee in a rock band" story. Was it a novel? A publicity stunt? A confession? The complete diaries, with a new intro and notes by me - this new novel is out today! https://amzn.to/4eMba5a

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Effing Chicago is a collective of professional tour guides who want to run some tours outside of the usual corporate restrictions. We make fun of Trump, swear a bit, ignore stories that we know aren’t true, and avoid dumb uniforms. We also don’t force you to pose for a photo just so we can try to sell you a copy later. You’re welcome!