All day ref

08/03/2024

"drink up boys" i say as i p**s on my socks
(i'm high in acid)

10/11/2023

if you're above the age of 18 getting nits is far more embarrassing than getting an STI

10/06/2023

Just want to get f**keyed and say some offensive s**t

09/06/2023

TAB reckons it’s only paying 1.01/$1 if I s**t myself tonight?

04/06/2023

Sorry if I stink, I’ve been on the grog since Friday

03/06/2023

Merely being seen at an ATM these days is incriminating

12/05/2023

05/05/2023

I’m gonna do afew dodgy transactions tonight, but I’m certainly not touching Temu

05/05/2023

Plans tonight:

- Get our mate around

- Put a few drinks in him

- Convince him to do acid

04/05/2023

Hey ChatGPT where are the cop stops, and what is the safest route home to avoid said cop stops

03/05/2023

When I’m drunk I think every person with grey hair is Leo Molloy

01/05/2023

Every Monday is a long weekend if you’re unemployed

28/04/2023

Amazes me how I’ll somehow plan out a sober weekend yet I’m already at the pub

23/04/2023

Wonder what Michael Jackson is upto right now

19/04/2023

Tonight’s the night to open a luke warm Billy Mave sitting down the side of your bed

17/04/2023

Wish Harold the Giraffe set up shop in the club bathrooms to remind me about the repercussions of doing gear when Monday arrives

15/04/2023

I think I’m allergic to alcohol

15/04/2023

Statistically, someone is gonna read this and lose their phone tonight

13/04/2023

Cheers Long Island Ice Tea for duplicating my vision

10/04/2023

I probably spend more time p**sing in the bathroom than drinking at the table when at the pub

09/04/2023

imagine being over 18 years old and still buying tinnys

08/04/2023

if you don't start your night out with your phone on 11% battery you're doing it wrong

07/04/2023

If you’re reading this right now, I’m drunk

07/04/2023

Va**ng is not an adequate substitute for ci******es

06/04/2023

if life is a highway arrest me because i'm drunk