Join Matt and Bianca from Spicy Vacations on an unforgettable Mediterranean adventure aboard the Virgin Voyages Scarlet Lady in September 2025. Departing from Athens, we’ll explore the stunning Greek Islands, including Bodrum, Mykonos, Rhodes, and Santorini. While this cruise is open to all adults, we’re bringing a large group of like-minded swingers for a fun and exciting week of exploration, relaxation, and new connections.
The Scarlet Lady offers luxurious amenities including chic lounges, rooftop bars, gourmet dining, and indulgent spa services. In each port, you’ll discover vibrant beaches, rich history, and incredible nightlife. Back on board, enjoy exclusive Spicy Vacations events, including private mixers, themed evenings, and group activities, designed to bring our group together and foster new connections.
This trip is perfect for couples looking to experience the beauty of the Greek Islands while making lasting friendships in a relaxed, upscale setting. Whether you're lounging on a beach in Mykonos, exploring ancient ruins in Rhodes, or enjoying sunset views in Santorini, this journey promises adventure, luxury, and freedom.
Book your spot today and don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sail the Mediterranean with Spicy Vacations. Spaces are limited, so reserve your cabin now!
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Last night, I had the most bizarre dream—or nightmare, really. I was walking into a swinger party, feeling all kinds of nerves but also a little excited. The theme was “High Class & Seductive,” so I’d spent hours picking the perfect outfit: a sleek tuxedo, polished shoes, and even a fancy pocket square. I was James Bond reincarnated. Or so I thought.
When I arrived, everyone turned to look at me—and not in the admiring, “Wow, you nailed the look” kind of way. Their eyes were wide, their smiles strained, and there was this weird tension in the air.
I scanned the room and froze. It wasn’t "High Class & Seductive" at all. Everyone was dressed as something... edible. There were women in whipped cream bikinis, men wearing giant banana costumes, and even a couple as a hot dog and bun. The host, bless her, was walking around as a bottle of whipped cream. And there I was, looking like I’d just stepped out of the Oscars.
“Oh my God,” I whispered. “It’s ‘Food Fantasy’ night.”
But the nightmare didn’t stop there. Someone shouted, “He’s caviar!” and before I knew it, people were trying to "pair" me with a baguette lady and a guy dressed as a cheese platter.
The final straw was when a guy in a shrimp costume asked me if I wanted to form a seafood buffet group.
I woke up in a cold sweat, clutching my pillow. Next time, I’m triple-checking the theme email. No one’s gonna catch me as tuxedo James Bond at a sushi roll party.
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Vermouth in Spain: The Classiest Excuse for Day Drinking
If you’ve ever wandered into Spain on a sunny afternoon, you may have noticed something peculiar. No, not the guy walking his dog while wearing only a Speedo—that’s just Madrid in July. I’m talking about the crowds gathered at quaint little bars, sipping tiny glasses of something dark and mysterious with an orange slice floating in it. That, my friends, is vermouth. And in Spain, it’s not just a drink; it’s a way of life.
Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Vermouth? Isn’t that the stuff collecting dust in the back of my liquor cabinet next to the bottle of questionable peach schnapps?” let me stop you right there. In Spain, vermouth isn’t an afterthought. It’s the star of the show. This fortified wine, lovingly infused with herbs, spices, and enough magic to make you believe you’re in a Hemingway novel, is a sacred ritual known as la hora del vermut—a.k.a. Vermouth O’Clock.
Spaniards don’t chug their vermouth like college students at a frat party. No, they sip it gracefully, usually while nibbling on a plate of olives, anchovies, or some other snack designed to make you question why your own snacks involve so many Doritos. They’ll gather with friends, laugh, argue about soccer, and spend hours pretending they don’t have jobs to go back to.
The best part? Vermouth is shockingly affordable. For just a few euros, you can feel like the classiest person on Earth—even if you’re wearing flip-flops. So, next time you’re in Spain, skip the sangria and join the vermouth revolution. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you. Plus, it’s the perfect cover for day drinking without looking like a hooligan. Cheers!
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Nonmonogamy: It’s Not Just for Weird People Anymore
Let’s get something straight: if you think monogamy is “natural,” you probably haven’t spent much time watching animals. Or people, for that matter. In the wild kingdom—which, let’s be honest, includes the mall on a Saturday—monogamy is about as common as a vending machine that gives you the right snack on the first try.
Take birds. People always hold up birds as these noble symbols of love and loyalty, like a winged Hallmark card. “Swans mate for life,” they say, which is true if by “mate for life” you mean “sneak off to the reeds for a quickie with the neighbor swan.” DNA tests (thanks, CSI: Bird Edition) have revealed that a lot of those baby swans are actually the result of extracurricular feather fluffing. Swans, it turns out, are no saints.
And don’t get me started on primates. Chimps and bonobos are basically throwing a nonstop swingers’ party in the jungle, and nobody’s judging. They use seggs to make friends, settle arguments, and probably decide who gets the last banana. Imagine a PTA meeting, but with a lot more hugging, and you’re halfway there.
Humans, of course, are the biggest offenders. Back in our hunter-gatherer days, nobody had time to argue about whose turn it was to take out the mammoth bones. Everybody just shared everything—food, shelter, childcare, and, yep, partners. It wasn’t about romance; it was about survival. Plus, let’s face it, no one was exactly Instagram-ready after a week of chasing antelope.
So where did we get this monogamy thing? Agriculture. That’s right, farming ruined everything. Once people started planting crops, they got really into property—both land and relationships. Men wanted to know which kids were theirs so they could pass on the family goat collection, and suddenly, everyone was expected to stick with one partner forever. Romance novels were born, followed shortly by reality TV divorce shows.
But here’s the kic
Club Sapphire truly shines during the holiday season, hosting a series of spectacular Christmas parties every December that bring together festive cheer and the club’s signature playful vibes. Known for its welcoming and inclusive atmosphere, the club pulls out all the stops to create memorable events for its members and guests. Each party is carefully curated with unique themes that add excitement and variety to the season, ensuring there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Throughout December, Club Sapphire transforms into a winter wonderland of sensuality and celebration. Picture dazzling holiday lights, elegant decorations, and a festive ambiance that sets the mood for nights filled with laughter, connection, and good times. Whether you’re looking for a sophisticated evening or a more playful night of naughty fun, the club’s events cover it all. Themes often include glamorous holiday galas, sultry pajama or lingerie parties, and even playful naughty-or-nice nights that add a cheeky twist to the season.
The Christmas parties at Club Sapphire aren’t just about the fun themes—they’re also a chance to connect with like-minded people in a relaxed and festive environment. Many attendees consider these events an essential part of their holiday traditions, coming together to celebrate the season with friends, both old and new. Delicious holiday treats and drinks are always part of the experience, keeping spirits high and adding to the joy of the season.
Club Sapphire is renowned for creating an inclusive and supportive space for the lifestyle community, and its December events are no exception. Each party is carefully planned to ensure a safe, fun, and welcoming environment where guests can let loose, enjoy themselves, and create unforgettable memories. The magic of the season comes alive here, with music, dancing, and plenty of opportunities to spark new connections.
For those looking to heat up the colder months and make their December unforgettable,
I’ll never forget the day I came out to my family as ethically nonmonogamous. It started out innocent enough: Sunday brunch, the kind of event where everyone’s stuffing their faces with bacon while silently judging who brought the store-bought quiche. Classic family bonding.
Mom was meticulously peeling an orange in one long strip, a skill she always reminds us she learned in Catholic school, while Dad was flipping through the sports section like he was memorizing stats for an imaginary trivia game. My sister Emily was busy trying to get her toddler to stop using a pancake as a frisbee. And there I was, sipping coffee, trying to find the right words.
“I have something to tell you,” I blurted out. Heads turned. Even the toddler paused mid-throw.
“What is it?” Mom asked, immediately putting the orange down like she was bracing for bad news. “Are you okay? Is it your cholesterol?”
“No, Mom, my cholesterol’s fine.” I sighed. “It’s… about my relationship.”
Dad didn’t even look up. “Oh, so you’re finally getting married?” he said, sounding bored but secretly thrilled at the possibility of saving on health insurance premiums.
“Not exactly.” I cleared my throat. “I’m ethically nonmonogamous.”
Silence. Emily looked up from her toddler, her face scrunched like she was trying to solve a particularly hard Sudoku puzzle. “So… like… you’re cheating?”
“No!” I practically shouted, knocking over my coffee. “It’s the opposite of cheating. Everything’s open and honest. My partner knows. We have boundaries. We communicate!”
“That sounds exhausting,” Dad muttered, still not looking up from the paper.
Mom blinked a few times. “So… are you dating someone else right now?”
“Well… yes. A few people, actually.”
“Wait,” Emily interrupted, pointing her fork at me like she was conducting a courtroom cross-examination. “Does that mean your partner is also dating other people?”
“Yes!”
He
A lifestyle cruise is an exciting getaway designed for open-minded adults who are part of, or curious about, the lifestyle community. It’s a fun and welcoming environment where couples and singles can connect with like-minded people while enjoying the perks of a luxury cruise.
Here’s what you can look forward to:
1. Privacy and Exclusivity: These cruises typically charter the entire ship, ensuring everyone on board shares the same interests. This creates a relaxed, judgment-free atmosphere where you can truly be yourself.
2. Themed Parties and Fun Attire: The nightlife is unforgettable, with events like lingerie nights, glow parties, and masquerade balls. Dressing up (or down!) adds to the excitement and helps spark connections.
3. Adult-Only Spaces: From clothing-optional pools and hot tubs to private playrooms, there are plenty of areas to unwind, explore, or connect however you feel most comfortable.
4. Workshops and Entertainment: Engaging workshops on communication, intimacy, and relationships are paired with live music, comedy shows, and even sensual performances to keep the vibe fun and stimulating.
5. Incredible Destinations: While the onboard experience is a highlight, these cruises also visit breathtaking locations. Whether it’s a tropical beach or a historic city, there’s plenty to explore.
6. Making Connections: Lifestyle cruises are all about meeting new people. With mixers, group activities, and casual socializing opportunities, it’s easy to make lasting friendships and connections.
7. Welcoming and Inclusive Atmosphere: Whether you’re a seasoned part of the lifestyle or just curious, these cruises are designed to make everyone feel comfortable and free to explore at their own pace.
A lifestyle cruise combines luxury, adventure, and the chance to connect in a liberating and celebratory setting. It’s not just a vacation—it’s an unforgettable experience!
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Join Us for Coffee Every Sunday Morning! ☕
Hi there, spicy friends! Ever wish you could sit down with Matt and Bianca, The Travelling Swingers, for a casual coffee chat? Well, now you can! With our exclusive Patreon membership, you’re invited to join us for a live video call every Sunday morning at 10am (PST).
This laid-back, interactive session is the perfect chance to connect with us on a personal level. Bring your favorite mug and join the conversation as we sip our coffee and dive into:
Lifestyle Q&A: Have questions about swinging, open relationships, or navigating the lifestyle? We’re here to share our experiences and insights!
Relationship Support: Facing challenges in your open relationship? Let’s chat about it and explore solutions together.
Travel Tips: Thinking about joining one of our Spicy Vacations? We’re happy to share insider tips on making the most of your lifestyle getaway.
Fun & Randomness: Want to debate pineapple-on-pizza, show off your pets, or discuss the weirdest thing you’ve Googled this week? Let’s keep it fun and unexpected!
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Our home, built in 1962, is a testament to Mid-Century Modern design, a style that defines every corner of our living space. From sleek teak furniture and atomic-inspired decor to bold geometric patterns and vibrant color accents, our house feels like stepping into a time capsule of the 1950s and 1960s. A true highlight of our home is our authentic tiki bar, a nod to the mid-century fascination with Polynesian culture. Complete with bamboo accents, carved tikis, and vintage barware, it’s the perfect centerpiece for our retro gatherings and an irresistible escape to paradise.
Each year, we host a Mad Men-themed party that celebrates the elegance and sophistication of this iconic era. Guests are encouraged to dress the part, arriving in sharp suits, chic cocktail dresses, and accessories straight out of the 1960s playbook. Our tiki bar comes to life as we mix classic cocktails like Mai Tais, Old Fashioneds, and Sidecars, served in vintage glassware that adds an extra touch of authenticity. The warm glow of our mid-century lamps and the tropical flair of the bar set the stage for an unforgettable evening.
The party is a feast for the senses, with period-perfect hors d'oeuvres such as shrimp cocktails and deviled eggs served alongside the clinking of martini glasses. A curated playlist of jazz, bossa nova, and early rock-and-roll fills the air, completing the time-travel experience. Whether guests are mingling in our main living space or relaxing by the tiki bar, the atmosphere captures the essence of mid-century glamour. It’s more than just a party—it’s a celebration of an era, a space where nostalgia and style collide in the most delightful way.
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I’ll never forget the time we met Gina and Todd (not real names). They were your average-looking couple—Gina was petite with a sharp sense of humor, and Todd had the kind of beard that said, I brew my own kombucha. We hit it off over cocktails, but it wasn’t until later in the evening that we learned about their, uh, unique passion.
It started innocently enough when Todd joked, "You know what gets Gina hot? Pepperoni." We laughed, assuming it was some inside joke. But Gina, without missing a beat, added, “Don’t forget the stuffed crust.” Her tone was half-serious, half… something else.
By the time we all ended up in the hot tub, the conversation took a turn that no one saw coming. Gina and Todd started talking about their “pizza rituals” with the kind of fervor most people reserve for discussing first loves or winning lottery tickets.
“You haven’t lived,” Todd said, leaning in conspiratorially, “until you’ve felt the sensation of melted cheese on your skin.”
Gina chimed in, “One time, we ordered a Meat Lover’s and turned it into a Love-Making Lover’s. Best 45 minutes of our lives.”
The room was silent, save for the faint bubbling of the hot tub jets. Someone tried to stifle a laugh, but Todd was completely earnest.
“Pizza,” he explained, “is the ultimate aphrodisiac. It’s warm, it’s cheesy, and it’s always ready to be shared.”
Naturally, we had questions. Like, how do you even clean up after something like that? (Answer: baby wipes, apparently. Lots of them.) Or, doesn’t it ruin the pizza? (Answer: “Depends on your definition of ruin.”)
The kicker was when Todd revealed they had an entire “pizza drawer” at home. This was not a drawer for storing leftover slices. No, this was a drawer filled with pizza-specific accessories: pizza-shaped lingerie, an industrial-size bottle of marinara, and something called the “Pizza Paddle.”
We thought they were messing with us, but Gina pulled out her phone a
