16/07/2024
Thoughts to Ponder.
Have a Great Week.
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
You know you are old when you have "upstairs ibuprofen" and "downstairs ibuprofen."
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, when the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years, and the turtle that doesn't exercise at all lives for up to 200 years. So, rest, chill, eat, drink, and enjoy life
If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
When I lost three fingers on my right I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it, he said, "Possibly, but I wouldn't count on it."
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But, that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
When a kid says, "Daddy, I want Mommy," that's the kid version of , "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
Weight loss goal; to be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile, I am watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.
For those of you that don't want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version...it doesn't listen to anything.
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Apparently, exercise helps you with decision making. It is true. I went for a run this morning and decided I am never going to do that again.
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