11/02/2024
Real Estate deal of the season!!!!
Calling All Aquabats! Dream Fish House - Prior Lake. It Floats! (Seriously)
Tired of landlubber life? Craving endless breezes (and the occasional rogue wave)? Do you dream of waking up to a symphony of seagulls serenading your sunrise toast? Well, buckle your barnacles, matey, because I've got the listing for you!
Introducing "The Buoyancy," a fish house unlike any other. This nautical masterpiece isn't stuck on some boring old lakefront - it proudly roams the open waters, offering unparalleled fishing access and watery wanderlust. Think of it as a **vacation home, a fishing vessel, and a therapy session all rolled into one (minus the therapist, unless you count the talking bass in the next buoy over).
Here's the scoop on your new watery domain:
Location: Technically, it's wherever the current takes you. But hey, variety is the spice of life! Today, you could be reeling in bass by a lighthouse, tomorrow, it's all about the walleyes under the bridge (don't worry, it's perfectly safe... mostly).
Square footage: Who needs square footage when you have unlimited space on the lake?! Sure, the interior's cozy (think "romantic" for two, "sardine can" for eight), but who needs elbow room when you have the entire ocean as your playground?
Amenities: Let's see... rusty but charming fishing gear, a roof that (mostly) keeps out the rain, and a composting toilet with breathtaking ocean views (seriously, those sunsets are killer). What more could you ask for? Okay, maybe a working engine, but hey, that's all part of the adventure, right?
Neighborhood: Diverse! Expect friendly seagulls, grumpy pelicans, and the occasional curious beaver (don't worry, they mostly just judge your fishing skills). Plus, you'll be the undisputed mayor of Buoyville, a thriving community of fellow nautical nomads (population: you, a zebra mussel, and a particularly talkative dogfish).
This is not for the faint of heart (or those prone to seasickness). But if you're an aquatic adventurer with a salty soul, "The Buoyancy" could be your dream home. Just remember, bring your own Dramamine and a good sense of humor. The lake can be unpredictable, but hey, that's half the fun, right?
Asking price: a fistful of fish tales and a promise to take good care of our little slice of watery paradise. Contact Captain Salty Jim for a showing (and maybe a sea shanty singalong). Ahoy there!
Contact me anytime for a showing, this one won't float long.
