Florida Born Company

04/07/2024

🚨 Attention Oxygen Breathers! 🚨 Are you ready to join the herd of truth-seekers? 🐄💨

Florida Born Company is proud to partner with Give Plants A Chance Foundation for their eye-opening "Cow Farts? Really?" campaign! 🌿🌎

Don't be left out to pasture! Everyone's talking about these hilarious yet powerful bumper stickers that are udderly changing the conversation on climate change. 🗣️💬

By snagging one of these stickers, you're not just decorating your ride - you're:
✅ Supporting clean cool breathable air
✅ Funding the greening of our cities
✅ Joining a moo-vement that's taking on Big Tech's environmental impact

Are you brave enough to call bull on climate myths? Or will you let others steer the conversation? 🤔

Every sticker sold helps Give Plants A Chance Foundation continue their ground-breaking work. Don't have a cow - have a sticker instead! 🚗🌟

Order now and be part of the solution. Remember, the early bird gets the... sticker! 🐦



Get yours today before they're gone! floridaborncompany.com

P.S. These stickers are flying off the shelves faster than you can say "methane." Don't miss out on being part of this udderly important mission! 🏃‍♂️💨

02/04/2024

Cool clean breathable air sounds good.

❤️ Imagine a world without the beauty of nature, without the soothing shade of a tree, and without the pure oxygen we breathe. Let's not let that happen. Join Give Plants A Chance Foundation in their mission to bring clean, cool, and breathable air to our cities. Your contribution of just one penny for every hour you breathe can make a huge difference. Together, we can create a future filled with vibrant greenery and fresh air. 🌿🌍 Visit giveplantsachancefoundation.org and contribute today!

02/04/2024

Do you know what happened yesterday?😁

🌲🌳 Urgent Update: United Forest of America Walks Out of Negotiations! 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️
Hold onto your branches, everyone! We have an unexpected twist in the ongoing tree negotiations saga. The United Forest of America, in a surprising move, has decided to call it quits! 😱 In a statement delivered by the leader of the Evergreen local 420, they solemnly proclaimed, "It is with heavy hearts of palm that we reach this point. If humans are willing to pay for food and water but not air, there's little we can do. We're left with no choice but to follow through with our plan to stop producing oxygen during the day and only absorb carbon dioxide in daylight hours. We'll gladly return to our everyday life of air filtration if only the humans support Penny For The Planet." 😔
Oh, the drama! The trees have certainly taken their comedic talents to new heights. But fear not, dear humans, for there's still hope! Let's show our support for Penny For The Planet at giveplantsachancefoundation.org to bring these negotiations back into the green zone! Together, we can quash this forest fiasco and restore harmony between humans and our leafy friends! 🌍💚
Remember, laughter is the oxygen of the soul, and in this case, it might just be the key to resolving this absurdity! Share this post, spread the word, and let's breathe life back into our relationship with the United Forest of America! 🌲😄

01/04/2024

We must not let this happen. Holding my breath until I hear more.

🌲 Breaking News: Trees Threaten to Stop Producing Oxygen! 😱🌳
In an unprecedented turn of events, the trees of the world have declared that they are fed up with humans taking them for granted! Effective immediately, they have unanimously decided to quit producing the oxygen we all depend on unless people start supporting Penny For The Planet at giveplantsachancefoundation.org! 😮 Follow us for updates on this breath taking news. 🌿🌍

19/03/2024

Songbirds eat and feed their babies a ton of insects. Don't spray poison on their food!

19/03/2024

McKeithen Growers is hosting an Earth Day Native Tree & Plant Sale to benefit FANN. Rare opportunity to visit this family-owned farm! Don't miss out, mark your calendars now! See details: plantrealflorida.org/info/native-news/earth-day-2024. Show Less

19/03/2024

Happy Spring to one and all equally today.

21/12/2023

Happy first day of winter. Just 3 month until Spring; is your paddle dressed and ready to go?

12/12/2023

This is the perfect gift for that someone that likes to be on the water with you because they don’t like to talk. That person with a great sense of humor but never the center of attention. Finding gifts for under $10 at floridaborncompany.com is very sociably.

03/12/2023

According to the environmental scientist at Give Plants A Chance Foundation there are 3 things you can do right now to reduce excess CO₂ from our air. Reduce the amount of electricity we use. Have fewer deliveries to our doorsteps. Invest at least 1 percent of your take home pay in an organization that is doing the work of putting more plants in and around our cities. You can start supporting Give Plants A Chance Foundation by buying this collectible wooden token.

03/12/2023

May all your paddling experiences by as magical as if you were Guided By Mermaids.

02/12/2023

You can be a seed of change when you buy one or all of these collectible wooden tokens. Your purchase will help the ongoing operational expenses of Give Plants A Chance Foundation. Find the whole collection at floridaborncompany.com

02/12/2023

You know you wish you had one of these for life's daily paddling. One week before Black Friday and you could be done filling all you stockings with paddle stickers. Friends do not let friends paddle with naked paddles

02/12/2023

A happy sunset on this week, may your weekend start early and end late. And if you have not heard from those that bring you joy reach out and let them know, you maybe the one bring the joy this time. Improve the way the world looks to others by smiling at them.
Peace and have fun,
Florida Born Company

01/12/2023

Not only is being out on the water one of the best stress removers; finding gifts for under $10 at floridaborncompany.com will remove stress too.
Peace and have fun.

30/11/2023

You know that feeling when your paddle first hits the water. Find this and other No Naked Paddles stickers at floridaborncompany.com. Great gifts to yourself for under $10. Tell all your friends and act surprised when you find it in your stocking.

29/11/2023

You can put our No Naked Paddles stickers on other things than just paddles. Where can you find fun kayak stickers you might ask; floridaborncompany.com where else.

28/11/2023

What are you getting your kayak fishing friends? Don't want to spend a lot of money. Go to floridaborncompany.com today. All paddle stickers $8 and free shipping.

28/11/2023

Just 18 day left to place an order and have it arrive in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffers under $10 with free shipping. Great for secret Santa gifts.

27/11/2023

27/11/2023

Fruit trees are the tastiest CO₂ converters you will ever find. Can you imagine a world without oranges, avocado or bananas? What a tasteless life we would lead. It would be so exciting to drive around different cities and see a random apple, peach or mango tree in the middle of a round-about. Feast on the collectible tokens at floridaborncompany.com.

26/11/2023

Eye candy of the organic atmospheric carbon capture industry. No man-made carbon removing equipment will ever look as pretty or smell as sweet or feed butterflies and humming birds. Visit giveplantsachancefoundation.org and find out how you can bloom into a supporter of carbon removal.

25/11/2023

Plant nurseries are the second most important retailer in your community, next to the grocery store which would not exist without farmers. Not only are plant nurseries there for sub-urban home owner they supply indoor plants and knowledge. Plant nurseries are the only store you are guaranteed to find CO₂ removing plants. Support the ongoing daily expenses and projects by purchasing one or more of these tokens and visit Give Plants A Chance Foundation’s website giveplantsachancefoundation.org to learn more.

24/11/2023

House plants do more that just remove CO₂ from the air in our homes and offices. There are a multitude of bad things trapped inside with us that plants remove from the air. Then there are the health benefits like fresh oxygen. Plus, plants are pretty to look at and can have calming effects on some people. Support the ongoing daily expenses and projects by purchasing one or more of these tokens and visit Give Plants A Chance Foundation’s website giveplantsachancefoundation.org to learn more.

23/11/2023

This token is designed to remind you and everyone that the planet deserves a tip of at least 1% of our profit to help recover the excess CO₂ you and I create. When you purchase this token you are helping with the daily operating expenses of Give Plants A Chance Foundation. Give Plants A Chance Foundation’s mission is to change our cities from concrete jungles into urban forest and farms. Find our more about Give Plants A Chance Foundation at giveplantsachancefoundation.org.

23/11/2023

Today is Thanksgiving. May today be a day you look back on your last year and find something or someone to feel thankful. It is our belief it is our responsibility to bring joy to someone else each day. That is the goal of our shop as well, to bring joy and a smile.
Peace and have fun,
Jana and Jeff

22/11/2023

We can make the stickers custom size to fit any paddle. Canoe, kayak or SUP we want to cover all naked paddles.

22/11/2023

It is great that the garden clubs across beat CO₂ with kindness but it takes more than clubs to beat excess CO₂. The proceeds of your purchase of any of the Give Plants A Chance Foundation tokens go to their ongoing expenses. Show your support for the organic root solution to air pollution.