London Loo Tours

29/01/2025

In today's archeological toilet news, the latrine likely used by the last Anglo Saxon king of England has been excavated!

The inclusion of a latrine in the wooden structure proved pivotal in indicating the elite status of the building.

23/01/2025

Just made the delightful discovery that the Va**na Museum has digital video call backgrounds availible for Pay What You Like! https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/crafts/products/video-call-backgrounds

The museum itself is also fantastic, and if you have the chance well worth a visit!

Want to jazz up those video calls? Why not download a custom vulvic background to make everyone go "wow"! Image dimensions: 1920 x 1080 px File type: jpg The files will be emailed to you in a zip folder, and also available to download at checkout. We are providing this on a "pay as you feel" basis.....

15/01/2025

Great news, especially as many stations in the southeast don't reliably have toilets (at least not reliably open ones)

I might have even stop calling them s*tty beam trains!

Southeastern's newish Class 707 ‘City Beam’ trains will be fitted with customer toilets for the first time, the operator has announced.

12/01/2025

It may be 0° in London, but Loo Tours is back after a Christmas break. Can't wait to see what 2025 has in store for London's loos!

16/12/2024

When this is finished we may have to include it on a Loo Tour!

London will soon be home to a new joint-tallest tower, 1 Undershaft, which, at 309 metres tall, will be identical to the Shard, however there is something other than the height that people have noticed

11/12/2024

The award for most festive toilet definitely goes to in Covent Garden!

27/11/2024

It's nearly 2 years since I've written a blog post, but inspired by recent activities in Westminster here are a few thoughts on the current state of public toilet provision and what could be done better: http://doingyourbusiness.blogspot.com/2024/11/whats-up-with-westminster-public-toilets.html

What solutions would you add?

There has been a lot of chatter in the news about Westminster Council's Public Toilets in recent weeks. As someone who spends a lot of time ...

27/11/2024

A rather interesting piece in MyLondon about Westminster council's recent entries into the Loo of the Year awards. As most of our tour takes place in Westminster we spend a lot of time thinking about their loos (though incidentally none of the facilities entered in the awards is included in the tour.) What do you think if Westminster's public toilets?

Adrian Zorzut went to see if the Westminster toilets really are as nice as the council thinks

25/11/2024

The weather may be getting colder, but Loo Tours are still running for both public and private bookings. This gorgeous and super fun group came prepared in matching Christmas hats!

21/11/2024

It's beginning to LOOk a lot like Christmas! in Covent Garden may be your priciest option for a wee in London but they do put in the effort!

28/09/2024

Check out this fab video of our tour on Visit London!

21/08/2024

A very rare look inside the Thomas Crapper Museum, which is the private collection of longtime loo tours friend Simon Kirby.
https://youtu.be/Kq7FaQNPeVs?si=w5zs4EOt7N3IJn2A

The Museum is currently up for sale and hopefully can be kept together!

Join Salvo and former owner of Thomas Crapper & Co., Simon Kirby, to explore this unique chance to buy a collection of one-of-a-kind antique loos, washbasins...

29/07/2024

Found in the loos at Margate Station... hard not to admire a man who claims this anagram so proudly.

04/03/2024

Locked in a Lavatory? How would you escape?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-68446843?fbclid=IwAR3ZQMotk9FRVSPSye1GIu_Gkq8OrzZqMwRU9sohQFN6m3QnxNvChq_lZwo

The woman says she knew no-one could save her for another five days.