London Loo Tours

21/08/2024

A very rare look inside the Thomas Crapper Museum, which is the private collection of longtime loo tours friend Simon Kirby.
https://youtu.be/Kq7FaQNPeVs?si=w5zs4EOt7N3IJn2A

The Museum is currently up for sale and hopefully can be kept together!

Join Salvo and former owner of Thomas Crapper & Co., Simon Kirby, to explore this unique chance to buy a collection of one-of-a-kind antique loos, washbasins...

29/07/2024

Found in the loos at Margate Station... hard not to admire a man who claims this anagram so proudly.

04/03/2024

Locked in a Lavatory? How would you escape?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-68446843?fbclid=IwAR3ZQMotk9FRVSPSye1GIu_Gkq8OrzZqMwRU9sohQFN6m3QnxNvChq_lZwo

The woman says she knew no-one could save her for another five days.

13/11/2023

Toilet activist friends: The London Society is hosting a rather interesting looking talk on Thursday: just a few tickets left!

The London Society - IN PERSON | We need to talk about toilets

10/08/2023

Did you catch Rabbi Laura Janner-Klausner on thought for the day 9th of August? She gave a lovely lovely reflection on Loo Tours and the importance of public toilets provision

09 AUG 23

04/07/2023

Ever wanted to have a p*ek in London's sewers? This is your chance, but entries close today!

No, it’s not a pipe dream

15/06/2023

A most excellent Bristol Stool Scale cake!

Last week, my lil sis turned 50. She had a joint party with her hubby a couple months ago, but we didn't want her to go without cake on her actual birthday so we made this as a surprise when we went down south the weekend before last.

Both my sis and my b.i.l. are GPs and have worked their socks off, especially the past few years, so deserve nice surprises!

I've been wanting to do a cake version of the Bristol Stool Scale for years. We made them guess which choccy bars we used! It's not often we get to do a c**p cake! Lol!

08/06/2023

This is pretty much how Loo Tours got started...

Never in my star-spangled life had I ever seen a pay toilet.
It's my only complaint about Belgian living so I'll pay my euro and continue living the good life.

I'm sure there's a pay toilet SOMEWHERE in the US, but it probably got shot 👉😎👉

23/03/2023

Great views from the river of the Super Sewer site at Embankment. We tell you more about this exciting project on our Original Loo Tour. book now! LINKINBIO

02/03/2023

Treat yourself to a mid-week Loo Tour! You’ll learn where to p*e for free in London… and that knowledge alone is worth knowing! But you’ll meet our fabulous guides and be amazed with all the history we have to offer. It’s a royal flush! (No royals were harmed in the making of this post!)

01/03/2023

We are big fans of London's new Super Sewer and you even see some of it on our tour. Here's a video that takes you below to see just how large it is!

Tom Heap visits London's new 'super sewer' to learn if it could serve as a blueprint for keeping sewage out of our rivers and seas.He also looks at how our a...

27/02/2023

We are so excited to be celebrating 10 years of loo tours this year. At our recent planning meeting, we talked about all the great things we have done and laid out some goals for 2023 and beyond. One big issue we are working on now is our website Stay tuned… meanwhile join us on a tour! Click LINKINBIO!

23/02/2023

Punishing Putin by preventing poo pots !

Bloc bans lavatory exports in latest attempt to neutralise Vladimir Putin ahead of the invasion’s one-year anniversary

16/02/2023

Exciting news about the toilets at Waterloo Station!

The toilets at Waterloo station are to be revamped and will now include a new gender-neutral facility to improve inclusivity.

05/02/2023

Time for another loo tour! Today we had some lovely people join us for a flushing good time. One couple….he was surprising her with our tour. We love helping with the big reveal! She loved it! Surprise your loved one with a Loo Tour… is just around the corner!

24/10/2022

Excited to see that this place is open for business again!

A London nightclub is returning to a public toilet after 10 years out the game and will run a monthly night in Shoreditch.

10/07/2022

Loo Tour will run at 4pm this afternoon (rescheduling due to a guide shuffle) come join us!

We will continue to add more dates as our team's availibility allows, so if you don't see one that works for you please do check back soon!

27/06/2022

It's that time of year again --- where we are fascinated by the Glastonbury Toilets!

Glastonbury Festival 2022 is coming to an end - with 200,000 people attending, it's no surprise that the toilets get a little... disgusting

08/05/2022

Beautiful guests on a beautiful day! We had an eventual time weaving in and out of an Extinction Rebellion march, but many stories were shared and several cocktails were drunk.

30/03/2022

03/03/2022

This month our founder Rachel is participating in WaterAid UK's Walk for Water. It seems like a perfect match, since walking and talking about the importance of good sanitation is basically what we do!

Check out her page here
https://walkforwater.wateraid.org/fundraising/rachel890

Already participating, or considering signing up yourself? Come on a loo tour and we'll help you hit your daily walking goal (Our tour covers appriximately 2.4km)! Let us know you're participating and we'll donate a small portion of your ticket price to help you hit your fundraising goal too!

I am taking part in Walk for Water in solidarity with those who have no access to clean water. Please support us by making a donation to our fundraising page.

03/03/2022

Always fascinating to see parallels of sanitation history across Europe! We think an Amsterdam Loo Tour would be an excellent thing!

Perhaps you have traveled to The Netherlands and have heard about Sarphati. Perhaps you work in sanitation and have heard of Sarphati but don't know what the name means. Maybe you're wondering just now who was Sarphati. Sarphati. Simply put, he is the 200-year-old reason you may still enjoy Amsterda...

28/02/2022

A wonderful day out!

To celebrate World Storytelling Day on 20th March, Kidlit author will be signing her children’s illustrated book ‘The Great Stink’, at our Open Day. Copies of the book will be available for purchase on the day. For more information and tickets, visit our website

https://www.crossness.org.uk

20/02/2022

This is on our bucket list! If you're looking for an unusual adventure this week why not head down to the poo museum!

THIS FEBRUARY HALF TERM!

THE NATIONAL POO MUSEUM IS OPENING ITS DOORS FOR A SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY WEEK AT SANDOWN BARRACK BATTERY (Battery Gardens). ADMISSION FREE BUT DONATIONS GRATEFULLY RECEIVED.

Look forward to seeing you!!

OPEN:
MONDAY 21ST 11AM-4PM
TUESDAY 22ND 11AM-4PM
THURSDAY 24TH 11AM-4PM
FRIDAY 25TH 11AM-4PM
SATURDAY 26TH IPM-4PM

CLOSED WEDNESDAY 23RD

14/02/2022

Happy Galentines day from the Loo Ladies. As you can see from our recent photoshoot we are very serious and boring. We hope all our toileteers are having a loovely day and hope to see you on a tour soon!

04/02/2022

Our Original Loo Tour is going 'regular' again: Thursdays at 2:30 and Sundays at 3pm (with more dates to be added!) There are only two tickets left for this Sunday, but plenty of availibility through the rest of the month and into Spring!

Bookings at http://lootours.com

27/01/2022

Happy Thomas Crapper day!
Here are 10 things you didn't know about England's most famous plumber and toilet manufacturer!
http://doingyourbusiness.lootours.com/2022/01/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-thomas.html

24/01/2022

Thanks to Yellow Production Travel Guides for the mention! Our Original Loo Tour is re-starting with a 'regular' schedule in February, and the others are availible for private bookings.

18/12/2021

We're reviving our Toilet Quiz! You don't have to be a plumbing expert to play... rounds will include History, Film & TV, Travel and the Animal Kingdom.

All questions are multiple choice and we have a lot of fun sharing weird facts along the way.

22 December, 7:30pm on ZOOM https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/oh-crap-another-virtual-toilet-quiz-tickets-229814008887

Admission is sliding scale, but if you are short on funds and want to play anyway drop me a message and I'll add you to the list.

Not the Bog Standard Pub Quiz!

07/12/2021

All our guides are versitile qnd cover so much more than Loos. Join Amber for a Christmas Lights tour in London!

If you are in London and looking for a fun Christmas Lights tour (with a bit of Love Actually movie locations/trivia thrown in for good measure) then be sure to book my Love Actually Christmas Lights Tour. Dec 10, 11, 18, 22, 23. (Only 11 spaces per tour to keep groups safe for social distancing.) Click to book your space!

http://www.americantourguideinlondon.com/tours/love-actually-christmas-lights/