The girl was mine

08/12/2022

22/03/2022

Looking for boyfriend👧 Press 1
Looking for girlfriend👨 Press 2
Looking for trouble🥴 Press 3

22/03/2022

The chatting was going on smoothly until she/he said,.....😟😟😟

29/10/2021

HOW A MAN CAN MAKE HIS WOMAN FEEL SEXY:

1. STARE AT HER WITH DESIRE
A woman feels wanted most by how her man looks at her. Men are visually stimulated beings so she will look to see if your eyes tell her 'I want you'

2. LET HER KNOW WHEN SHE TURNS YOU ON
She feels good when she knows she arouses you. If you are near her and with a hard on or thinking about her when you two are apart and find life in your boxer too hard for comfort; let her know. She wants to know she has an effect on you; even after years together she wants to know she's still got it

3. PRAISE HER BODY
Speak it, let her hear you talk so good about her s*x appeal

4. NOTICE HER EFFORTS
If she gets a new hair do, a new dress, if she works out; let her know you are paying attention

5. PROTECT HER FROM HERSELF
A woman can sleep feeling s*xy then wake up doubting her s*xiness. One negative comment from someone can easily make her question her appeal. She might look at herself and not like her body weight, size or shape and she lowers how she views herself. In those times, affirm her beauty and s*x appeal

6. RESERVE SPECIAL TITLES, DESCRIPTIONS AND WORDS FOR ONLY HER
Don't describe other women as s*xy, hot, beautiful, a turn on; don't comment using such words on other women's photos on social media. Those words are not special if you tell them to other women

7. MAKE HER HUG DISTINCT
There is no problem hugging female friends, you value their friendship. But the hug you give to your woman should be tighter, touchy, most intimate, distinct from the hugs you give to others

8. DON'T DROOL OVER OTHER WOMEN
Discipline yourself not to be throwing your eyes on other women, ogling over other women's cleavage, hips, butt, lips, walking style. Focus on your woman

9. DON'T PRAISE ANOTHER WOMAN ABOVE HER
Never should it be that you seem more intrigued and captured by the beauty of another woman

10. KISS THE PARTS SHE CONSIDERS UNPLEASANT
Almost every woman has something on her body she is conscious about. It could be the size or shape of her b***s or bum, her stretchmarks, or even her love handles tyred up on her tummy. Whatever part you hear her mentioning in an uncomfortable manner, kiss it. Kissing it makes her secure, because deep down she is scared you might not find her as s*xy because of that part of her body

11. AVOID PO*******HY
If you wouldn't drool over other women in the streets, don't drool over other women on the screen. She feels s*xy when she is enough stimulation and attraction for you and you don't need to view naked strangers to give you a high. Once you get addicted to staring at p**n stars, soon you will start lusting after women physically around you. It will be easy to chase after other women for s*xual gratification because you chase after p**n stars. Unfaithfulness is bred by lust on screen and in the streets

12. BRAG ABOUT HER IN PUBLIC
She wants you to desire her and elevate her to the highest special place, not just in private but in public too

13. EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO SUGGESTIVE ADVANCES
She belongs to you, so feel free to flirt her up, to grab her butt, to stroke her skin, to hold her waist; she feels legitimately yours when you take charge

14. KISS HER ALOT
Sexual attraction is linked to kissing. The more you kiss her the more she feels you desire her

15. TREAT HER GOOD OUTSIDE MATTERS SEXUAL
Don't only say the right things and treat her like a Queen when you are h***y and thinking of s*x. Even when s*x is not on your mind, treat her like a queen. If you expect your wife to make love to you good in the bedroom, treat her good outside the bedroom. When you are good only when after s*x, she feels used

16. LET HER KNOW WHEN SHE TOUCHES YOU GOOD
If there is anything she does right to bring you pleasure, let her know. Don't let her struggle in knowing what to do to please you. When she sees you drowning in her touch she feels powerfully s*xy

17. DISCLOSE TO HER YOUR FAVORITES
Do you love her in long tight dresses, bare backs, short dress, high heels, red underwear, thongs, lace, silk; tell her. Make her work easy

18. CHEER HER ON
When she twerks for you, strips for you, lap dances for you, wears lingerie for you; cheer her on, boost her confidence

19. BE FAITHFUL
Let her know she is enough. Have no other besides her

A woman can feel s*xy but when her man celebrates her s*x appeal she feels even more s*xy. Man, she is not s*xy for herself, she is s*xy for you; fire up her s*xiness and you will be the sole beneficiary of it

Beautiful midnight to you all!
____________________________

22/09/2021

Enjoy this Joke

A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming.

GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor

BOY: No, I want
your hymn book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but maybe
you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school.

GIRL:Ok, I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe.
Then...

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent

DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka

Hahahaha.....
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.

Share if you laugh 😂😂

22/09/2021

DONT IGNORE!

My name is Hope I am 20years old. I come from a very poor family. We could hardly eat two times a day but everything was under God's control.

When I was little a girl, my mum used to call me a prophetess.I always laughed at her
whenever she called me by that name . But one day, something entered in me to ask her why she always called me a prophetess,

she said that when she was looking for a fruit of the womb,the pastor who prayed for me said that i would conceive and give birth to a girl and that girl shall deliver and heal people in the world.

In fact she will even have visions.
So when I heard this, cold entered into me. I ran away from her presence because it sounded so real.
Six years later, my dad started calling me all Sorts of names.

My dad would sometimes regret having me as a child. Each time he said all those things,i used to cry. One day when I was sitting in my bedroom room, i heard a voice saying to me, my child why are you delaying my peoples blessings?

I turned back to check who was speaking and I couldn't see anyone. It repeated three times till i fell on the floor. Crying and weeping, then the voice of the Lord said, call upon me and i will answer, whatever you ask me i will grant unto you.

After a couple of hours, i started speaking in tongues and my body was covered with the holy spirit. I started praying and giving out prophecies.. My mum came in and she was instantly healed from her fibroids. My dad got a call from his former company and was offered a job back.

Then i quickly grabbed my phone to prophecy to the person reading this, as you share this post to 5 different Facebook groups you shall not end up a failure. What stop others shall keep you moving. I see you buying a new land, conceiving a baby, universities giving you an admission. Oh my God, you have promised me, whatever i ask in your name shall be granted.

The person reading this as they obey this instructions to share your words to 5 different Facebook groups they shall go to the next level, nothing can stop him or her. Their heart desire has been answered already in Jesus Name! Amen
Type Amen and share this post to reach others.

God bless you.

15/09/2021

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:

By Manyang Simon

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is FACE ME AND SLAP YOU, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for r**e.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Yambio. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Juba to Yambio might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Yambio walai. God forbid bad thing. From Juba to Yambio? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This SSP30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with SSP30,000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5,000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with SSP. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to the advice that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives* ______________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless you for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money zadu, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time adil, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But Where do our wives belong? Yesterday or Today 😳😳?????

07/09/2021

PROTOCOL WAYS TO TREAT OTHERS THIS 2021 AND BEYOND

1. When you meet young people - INSPIRE THEM.

2. When you meet children - EDUCATE THEM.

3. When you meet old people - HELP THEM.

4. When you meet wise people - STUDY THEM.

5. When you meet leaders - HONOUR THEM.

6. When you meet foolish people - AVOID THEM.

7. When you meet humble people - TREASURE THEM.

8. When you meet arrogant people - IGNORE THEM.

9. When you meet gracious people - EMULATE THEM.

10. When you meet aspirational people - ELEVATE THEM.

11. When you meet strong people - SUPPORT THEM.

12. When you meet godly people - BLESS THEM.

13. When you meet elderly people - RESPECT THEM.

14. When you meet weak people - STRENGTHEN THEM.

15. When you meet hardworking people - ENCOURAGE THEM.

16. When you meet kind people - ESTEEM THEM.

17. When you meet Honest people - PROMOTE THEM.

18. When you meet virtuous people - REWARD THEM.

19. When you meet evil people - EVADE THEM.

20. And in all situation “Watch, Pray and wish everyone well.

07/09/2021

INSUFFICIENT STORAGE SPACE

Okay, let me gist you a bit as we proceed.
I use and manage a phone with 64GB internal memory. Atleast, it serves the purpose of what it was bought for. But I notice, despite having a manageable memory space, it was never enough for me. I'd always find it difficult to have new files/folders on it. "INSUFFICIENT SPACE" soon became the new normal notification on a daily.

Yes, I have a relatively large files on it. I had to empty some files from my last working PC on it so it gets saved, had to put up some written stuffs and save them both on phone and cloud for future references. All of my tutorial videos are also on the phone.

Is this what makes it so full that I can't always get 1GB free space on a 64-GB memory phone?
That was what I thought until I realized what really consumes the space.

I soon realized I could have gotten at least, 10GB free space on the phone if I had parted ways or not received some files/folders on the phone in the first place.

Yes, before collecting those files, I felt they were necessary. As I watched many of the videos, songs and apps, I ought to have deleted them to clear off space for more important things. But I didn't!

After I cleared all of the JUNKS and irrelevant files, my phone was free of nearly 10GB (still manageable). Not just that, it got so fast and efficient that I could switch and navigate more tabs at a go!

This is the case in many relationships and marriages. Many partners still hold IRRELEVANT ISSUES and PACKAGES in them against their partners. Absently minding that they have limited capacity!

Many relationships and marriages hit rock bottom today because either or both of the partners involved no longer have SUFFICIENT SPACE to condone their partners.

This happens when either of them don't let go of previous or irrelevant issues.

Then, you hear words like: "I can't take this anymore", "It's becoming more of you. Same was what you did last year", " I'm tired of your apologies. You did the same last week and last month"

All of these, make relationships and marriages unhealthy and difficult to stay in.

Partners need to understand the role of each of them in making a relationship work.

Firstly, it must be noted that both partners are from different backgrounds and there is a high likeness to have different behaviours. It is left for the GROOM to groom the bride and the BRIDE to bride the groom. A situation where either of the partner misplaced his/her duty, there set in faults!

Accumulative faults not released from either of them, makes him, her or both keep seeing the bad side of the partner till their memory bank can't take it any longer!

Keeping records of faults is another big issue that needs to be addressed here.

Partners must learn to forgive and forget past events especially horrible ones.

Someone might ask how possible it is to forget about something when we are still humans.

Forgetting here, is not the ability not to remember what the person did. No. It is rather the system of not getting HURT anytime the matter comes to your rememberance. Forgiving is simply letting go while forgetting is healing up! Both are essential to the buildup to your happiness.

Look at that relationship of yours: With your colleague at work, congregation, school, love life, marriage everywhere. What are those junks inside of you that have kept your capacity filled up?

The side effect of this is that it never allows new things and more useful things come in till they are cleared out. Like bugs, they will suck you dry until you eliminate them!

Will you make a wise decision of working on you today? God bless you as you do so.

Hope you got value? Do well to let us know in the comment section and keep sharing!

To your stupendous lovelife,
MANYANG SIMON

14/08/2021

You met and dated a girl when you were in the university, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have s*x untill your wedding night. The both of you graduated but were jobless for four years. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one big company where you were paid close to £900,000 per month. Things were going well with the relationship and you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am no longer a virgin i gave my virginity to your boss before he accepted to employ you in his company. That was the only condition he gave me before you were employed or you remained jobless. Assuming you are this guy, what will be your reaction? And for the ladies,
can you do this for love?

14/04/2021

Praise the Lord somebody!!!
Am now back with full version