29/05/2024
The Place I Call Home 🏠 Part 1
And Just A Few Reason Why I Love It 😍
What I’ve learned so far: 🇪🇬
By Cheryl Sinai
*They eat beans for breakfast
*The money doesn’t make sense (25 cent bills? :/)
*It’s ok if you don’t open the door, you don’t have to stay quiet and pretend you’re not home
*You can listen to everybody’s personal calls, even from 3 blocks away
*They love to laugh
*When something happens in the street everybody is either against you or with you
*The louder you scream the more people are with you
*Honking is not only to warn for danger
*Want to cross the street, use a local as shield
*They don’t eat the wedding cake at the actual wedding
*Driving is gambling with your life
*Every car has a dent or a scratch
*They’re good in parking, to the millimeter
*When a guest, do not pay, they get offended
*They don’t do internet banking
*A guy shows up every month to collect the bill for gas/electricity/water
*The weather is hot, even in winter
*There is no drainage, rain means flooded streets
*There’s always either dust or sand in your house
*Staring is the national hobby
*Food is the most important thing in the world
*Bicycles are rare
*They wíll cut your electricity or water
*Mobile providers suck
*Only bad customer care exist
*Planning (anything) does not work
*Family is everything
*Never ask why about anything happening around you
*Patience is key
*Everything is always bokra (tomorrow) in shaa Allah
*When you pay in a shop, they refuse 2 times and take the money the third time, don't walk away the first 2 times
* When they ask you 'aizz haga', do you want something, you are supposed to say no
* Microbus drivers are crazy
* Helmets don't exist
* Lanes on the road are just for show, so are seatbelts and traffic police
* When you order a Pepsi, you have to specify if you want Coke, Orange, 7up or Miranda
* Everybody knows who you are, but you have no idea who they are
* The letter p is often pronounced as b
* Lunch can be at 8 o'clock in the evening
* You can cross the highway as a pedestrian
* It's the best country to celebrate Eid.
* When you call your friends who are late, the reply is always “I’m on my way” although you can hear in the background they’re still at home.
* There is no such thing as a ridiculous absurd excuse for not doing something that you said you would.
* It’s ok to go have dinner or go to sleep in the middle of a conversation.
* A long pinky nail doesn’t mean someone is snoring co***ne. Long pinky nails can be used as a screwdriver as well.
* Everything has a special price, especially for you.
* As a foreigner you can scare the police by asking “what is your name” and say a few times out loud the word embassy.
* It’s ok to open a product in the supermarket and eat or drink while shopping.
* You can add everybody to facebook, doesn’t matter if you know them or not, and you’re not considered a freak or a stalker.
* A whole family dóes fit on 1 motorcycle.
* When you say you’re Dutch they think you’re from Germany.
* Every Asian is Chinese.
* When you have a flat tire, there are always plenty of people who will help you.
* Tuktuks can be driven by a 6 year old.
* The police show you a 30 year old photobook when you show them a video of a teenager stealing your bag
* When you pet a streetcat everybody thinks you’re crazy, but still ask what they can do about the cough of their housecat
* They look in your trunk for a bomb, but any other place in the car is ok.
* Mothers are sacred
* They eat potato chips with their sandwich & fries on bread
* They love to talk English with you. When you try to bring in some of your incredible (ahum) Arabic in a conversation, they reply in English how well your Arabic is.
* They prefer ketchup over mayonnaise (unbelievable, right?!)
* They will stand on the railing of your 10th floor balcony to fix your AC
* There are weddings évery day of the week
* Everything can end up in a live concert with people clapping, drumming and dancing. Doesn’t matter where, the bus, the beach, waiting in line.
* Taxi meters always seem to be broke.
* The popular mustaches are, according to folktale, the fault of the Germans. Long long time ago a German businessman came to Egypt wearing a moustache….and so it began.
*If you want to avoid a political discussion, do not take a taxi.
* Despite popular believe in other countries, I do feel safe walking the streets in Egypt.
* Everything can be delivered to your house (not kidding, éverything)
* Guys holding hands or with their arms around eachother doesn’t automatically mean they’re in love or gay.
* Weekend days are on Friday &Saturday, not Saturday & Sunday
* Egyptians are in general very very very proud of their country and it’s history
* I don’t know what the deal is with pavements. Either there is none or there is one but rarely used.
* Everybody wants to be in a photo with you. Even if you don’t know the person and likely will never see that person again in your lifetime.
* The fresh fruit is amazing, the colour, the smell, the taste. It has a lot of flavor.
* When you are friends with an Egyptian, you are friends for life (rather you like it or not haha kidding)
* Nobody is stressing, everything is “mafeesh mushkila” (no problem)
Welcome to Egypt 🇪🇬❤️🇪🇬