A Dash of Dot With Travel Impressions

13/06/2023

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

01/06/2020

Join us on Tuesday 6/2 as we sit down with American Airlines’s Sr. Account Manager Derek Stewart for a special Know. Grow. GO! educational webinar. He will share how the AA team is working around the clock to care for your client’s safety and well-being before, during, and after travel.

Sign up now: http://ow.ly/mYYj50zTPGQ

28/05/2020

From the cobblestone streets of Old San Juan to the mountains and waterfalls of the El Yunque tropical rainforest, Puerto Rico’s many colors are reflected in all of its natural and man-made wonders. We uncover this unique destination during our Know. Grow. GO! webinar tomorrow, 5/28 at 12 pm EST/11 am CST. Attend for a chance to win one of TWO stays. Sign up here: http://ow.ly/KPKu50zRwqU

13/05/2020

Join us for a star-studded Know. Grow. GO! webinar this Thursday, 5/14 at 12 pm EST/ 11 am CST. Find out how Planet Hollywood Hotels & Resorts creates an engaging and interactive "Vacation like a Star" experience for every guest!

Sign up now: http://ow.ly/2tAv50zE7By

07/05/2020

Don't miss tomorrow's special Know. Grow. GO! series webinar hosted by Meliá Hotels International! You'll learn how Meliá Pro Travel Labs is helping travel advisors during COVID-19. Agents that join the community before the end of the month will qualify to win a 4-night stay!

Register here: http://ow.ly/eeE250zzWU8

13/04/2020

Find out which fruit and vegetables should and shouldn’t be planted together with our companion planting chart for some of the most popular garden foods!

31/03/2020

We may be social distancing, but that doesn't mean we can't stay connected and continue providing support to one another. That's why we've created travel-inspired digital assets to help you and your clients turn the clocks forward towards brighter days ahead.

Visit ALGV360.com > Select your favorite vacations brand > Click on the Social folder. Recommended captions are also included. Enjoy connecting!

26/03/2020

We know the past couple of weeks have proven to be a long, hard journey. But we want you to also know that you are not alone. All of us at Apple Leisure Group® Vacations are here with you, fighting alongside you to get clear of the tangles COVID-19 has created and forging a path to recovery. Thank you for your partnership. We will get through this "Together".

20/03/2020

Look in VAX and see our new updates and policies as of 3/19.

ALGV Policy, Destination, and Supplier Updates & MORE View online | Add [email protected] to your address book to ensure messages reach your inbox.

19/03/2020

The Power to Change. That’s what we’re putting back into YOUR hands with the release of our Travel Agent Self-Help Guide, an interactive, on-demand reference on how to make the COVID-19-related updates YOUR customers are asking for … without ever even picking up the phone. Choose from our list of scenarios to read easy instructions or watch short demo videos to make changes, rebook, or request refunds in minutes. Let’s do this TOGETHER.

www.vaxvacationaccess.com/SelfHelp

19/03/2020

SELF-SERVICE VIDEO TUTORIALS: We want to make it easy for you to work around your clients’ needs during this difficult time. By visiting http://bit.ly/2QsEMfa, you will find easy step-by-step instructions, video tutorials, and FAQs for your most relevant VAX booking scenarios. We hope that by providing these self-service options, we can help you increase your efficiency and speed to resolution, and together, begin to look forward to brighter days ahead.

You can also view our how-to playlist on YouTube at http://bit.ly/3a2B4Ro

12/03/2020

12/03/2020

We’re putting Sunshine on Sale with rates up to 45% off across Florida! From theme park resorts in Orlando to perfectly located hotels right on Miami Beach, save on it all when you book by 3/31. http://ow.ly/HwIt50yJpy7

10/03/2020

Learn how upgrades can create customer loyalty, increase traveler satisfaction and earn you $100 more per booking.

07/03/2020

Hawaii’s waves are legendary—and now through 3/19, so are the savings! Save up to $300 *on top of* reduced-rate hotel stays when you Hang Ten in the Islands of Aloha. http://ow.ly/4QgX50yF5Co

06/03/2020

Uncertain about COVID-19? We’ve got you. We at Apple Leisure Group® Vacations know it’s been hard to keep track of all the details around coronavirus, and to better support you in navigating through these challenging times, have created a one-stop resource with all the facts, quick references, and official links you need to stay current and stay informed. Bookmark this link http://bit.ly/2TtoeWe to get through this TOGETHER.

03/03/2020

The Hard Rock Hotels’ Limitless All-Inclusive offerings—think options for rocking any vacation style—get a VIP encore with EXCLUSIVE Partner Privileges from TI. Book this March for extra perks PLUS savings up to 60%! http://ow.ly/bKNS50yAxUz

29/02/2020

Stylish and luxurious, La Colección Resorts are the picture-perfect backdrop for any event. Book your wedding, social, leisure, or meeting or incentive group by 3/31/20, and receive up to $3,000 in resort credit for travel through 12/21/21!

13/02/2020

This , we’re shining the spotlight on one of our Supplier of the Month properties: Now Sapphire Riviera Cancun! Fresh off a renovation, experience its all-new suites, yoga space, even a new beachfront wedding venue—at rates up to 40% off! Plus, layer on the exclusives with INCLUDED hydrotherapy access and VIP perks. http://ow.ly/g6s650ykZ6x

22/01/2020

*72 HOURS ONLY* From 1/21/20 – 1/23/20, all Exclusive Nonstop Vacation Flight packages are $100 less for stays of three nights or more for March travel! Combine this with our Best WINter Yet promotion for maximum savings … and customer satisfaction. But this sale waits for no one … book NOW! http://ow.ly/Pjr550y0Wgz

14/01/2020