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18/03/2025

18/03/2025

Art teachers, this one is for you!

Our client school in Abu Dhabi is looking for an experienced Art teacher (for grades 4 – 8) to join their team in August.

Requirements: You would need to have a B Ed degree or 3-year Art degree with a PGCE –Art major. You would also need a minimum of three years (post qualification) Art teaching experience.

Package includes:
- Tax-free monthly salary up to R65 000
- Furnished single apartment
- Relocation allowance
- Medical insurance
- Annual flights and an end-of-service gratuity

If you’re an Art teacher ready for an adventure in the land of sand, send your updated CV to [email protected] with the subject line "Let’s get Van Gogh-ing".

  From the ashes of ZA... a Phoenix. World class. Our sporting heroes a brilliant testimony to our collective resilience...
18/03/2025

From the ashes of ZA... a Phoenix. World class. Our sporting heroes a brilliant testimony to our collective resilience. Vicarious glory. For all of us. Bravo!

19 YEARS OLD BAYANDA WALAZA IS CURRENTLY THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD 🇿🇦

19-year-old South African runner, Bayanda Walaza is currently the world's fastest runner.

He just dropped a massive of 9.99s (0.7) to win the men’s 100-meter at the AGN Championships in Pretoria!

He also won silver at the 2024 Paris Olympics as part of South Africa's 4 by 100-meter relay team

At just 19, he became South Africa’s first junior to break 10 seconds—and the fastest man so far in the world this year!

18/03/2025

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18/03/2025

The Daily Dispatch writes: Two of the three women detained by the Hawks on suspicion of stealing R13m intended for Eastern Cape land claimants are sisters of Funeka Malusi, the suspected mastermind and former director for quality assurance at the provincial land claims commission. Hawks members arrested Malusi’s sisters, Nozipho Goci, 58, and Siphokazi Goci, 55, at their Mdantsane and Cambridge homes simultaneously on Friday.

18/03/2025

In the Daily Dispatch today:

- Marina Glen upgrade costs soar to R70m

- Residents call for action as house robberies increase

- Sisters of R13m land claim fraud accused arrested

- Tarkastad group change their lives by working the land

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18/03/2025

Top o the moanin oh, I mean mornin, me darlins.
But... truth is... this water, WiFi... now you see it now you don't... it's getting to me.
East London's water woes on national television and national media eg polluted beaches on eNCA and Ncera's prolonged dry out on News24.
Just in time for the long weekend. Sies, man. How can us trying to eek out a living with bed nights even start to wish for clients?
Throw in electricity hip hop flash light and the road and crikey, bundu is a bummer.
Not that I get to go on the road much, no car, and frankly it is bad but Not That Bad. The worst thing about it, to my mind, is the racing monster vans, those muscle bakkies scaring bunnies.
The water tanker trucks not helping wear and tear.
Oh dear.
They even collided the other day.
So... all in all... not a pretty sight.
Thank heavens for the Social Club.
It's pepping up.
Friday night DJ Janco. DJ?
WOW!
And a game of stokkies, and a Big Draw for dosh, plus R25 for a supper of vetkoek and mince.
Can a girl cope?
Better get your dancing shoes on, Kayser's.
It's time to let rip. We've gotta shake this shxt right out of our hair!
Ps. Mr T's perky team of volunteers pulled out all stops last Friday night to serve nice food and keep the beers cold in a jam-packed venue.
Under v difficult circumstances.
Mr (ex) Taps saved the bar day with a generator and though the chips took twice the time and twice the oil to cook on gas, nobody complained, not on the Social Club WA group at any rate.
Comments reflected wonderful bonhomie and appreciation.
Even Sharon H was moved to say: "Thanks to all kitchen staff! Ribs were wonderful and the vibe was great!"
Vibe?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
With DJ Janco on the Decks this week, and a vetkoek on our plates, it's gonna be a v-v-vaaaaaibe. Va va voom. Please!
Book on the Social Club WA or just turn up to get a drink and dance.
Why not?
You can join the club too. Just ask at the bar, and EFT.
Ps. Talking about EFT... How about a sub for Kayser's Connect?
This is the work we do. Writing. Some of us are handymen. Others are plumbers or builders or lawyers or gardeners.
At Kayser's Connect we write. And that is work too. Consumed by you. Avidly, I might add, considering the views Kayser's Connect is getting!
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Thank you. Let's do this, Kayser's.
I owe I owe, it's off to work I go. I owe I owe I owe.
Ps: Update re Social Club: Vetkoeks cancelled. Braai and salads pending. Jorl loading. Lekka.

They're off! Africa's riders ready for Aus.
17/03/2025

They're off! Africa's riders ready for Aus.

AFRICA TO AUSTRALIA – LET’S GO! 🇿🇲🇰🇪🇳🇦🇿🇦🇺🇬✈️

The journey continues as our talented riders depart from OR Tambo International Airport, heading to Australia for the FIM Oceania Women’s Motocross Cup! 🌍🏁

Representing FIM Africa with pride, they carry the spirit of determination, unity, and passion for motocross. Wishing them all the best as they take on this exciting challenge—ride strong and make Africa proud! 🌿🔥

FIM - Fédération Internationale de Motocyclisme FIM Africa Women in Motorcycling FIM Oceania FIM WOMEN in Motorcycling

  Speech just on 30 mins. NB.
17/03/2025

Speech just on 30 mins. NB.

In the opening address of the seventh BizNews Conference BNC #7, Chairperson of the Federal Council of the Democratic Alliance, Helen Zille, delivered a hard-...

  Shelber's Stream was flowing nicely in the rain when Andrew Lucas and Unathi Dukashe arrived in Kayser's to take sampl...
17/03/2025

Shelber's Stream was flowing nicely in the rain when Andrew Lucas and Unathi Dukashe arrived in Kayser's to take samples from the river last week.
The provincial Dept of Water and Sanitation in action. Testing. Testing. Testing. For pollution.
Um. Looks as if we may need to pull up our socks, Kayser's.
It's not going to do any harm, meanwhile, to find out if our conservancy tanks or septic tanks are leaking.
When last were they emptied?
Andrew pointed out signs of possible fissures and told Kayser's Connect what to look out for: mainly verdant growth.
French drains? No! Septic tanks? No! Only solid conservancy tanks.
So, there are still legs in this story. It's just the start.
We'll see how deep to go when the results come back. We may need a Clean Shelber's Campaign.
That starts in your yard! Mine too!
Fo sho, sewage is not a pleasant subject and nor is pollution... for the law is clear: The polluter pays.
But this is not a witch hunt. It's a chance to get up to speed, and comply.
And help Mother Nature.
Nobody wants to willfully denude and sully the environment. Besides, Shelber's spills out onto the beach, where children, and dogs, and everyone plays.
It must be clean. No risk to man or beast.
Gone though are the days of no reeds and boating in the river's bay.
"Shelbers is an established wetland," said Andrew.
"Just right for birdwatching and walks."
And a leguaan that suns itself on the bridge.

  Imagine that. Piped Water. Just the other day everyone was tearing their hair out but now... it's hooray, for we are j...
17/03/2025

Imagine that. Piped Water. Just the other day everyone was tearing their hair out but now... it's hooray, for we are jolly good fellows and so say all of us. Until next time
LoL.
Hats off though to everyone, including Kayser's Connect for exposing duplicate number plates on tanker trucks and raising sore points.
An echo chamber we are not! No hard feelings.
Woof woof Watchdog.
Some may say yap yap. Whatever.
We're on guard.
Anyway. There I was trundling along to Ann's when I saw The Golf Cart.
The water crisis was at his height and my long hair was driving me nuts.
OMW, Pop's beaten me to it.
But no, there she was waiting patiently, in the wait chair, with a pink wrap circled on her head.
Ann plonked me in the cutter's seat.
Shorter! Shorter!
She wouldn't tell the most outrageous rumour she's heard in her seven years doing hair in Kayser's, but she did divulge her laundry water-saving tricks: Reusing the rinse water as washing water, plentiful water or not.
Great idea.
Sheila arrived when Pop was getting a cut and blow-dry.
By that time I'd cadged a lift home on The Golf Cart.
Very smooth ride. Sedate.
And not a hair out of place on Tannie Pop's head.

17/03/2025

Historic farm a biggie in ECZA agri-tourism.
17/03/2025

Historic farm a biggie in ECZA agri-tourism.

We are so excited! Glen Avon Farm has been nominated in the "Unique Agri-Tourism Experience" category of the Eastern Cape Tourism Awards. Doing well in this competition could open many doors for Glen Avon's tourism side, so please hold thumbs and big toes.

Room to let in Kayser's. As is. Unfurnished. R2299pm all inclusive. Deposit req.Furnished R2999pm all inclusive. Dep req...
17/03/2025

Room to let in Kayser's. As is. Unfurnished. R2299pm all inclusive. Deposit req.
Furnished R2999pm all inclusive. Dep req.
Available for viewing. Private. Secure. Quaint outdoor shower. WA 0716104772.
Storerooms available too. Secure storage.

17/03/2025

Top o the mornin, me darlins. Only 3 more sleeps til Thurs kicks off long weekend. Your Bundu Beach Break with Spotty, Beentjies, and me. Come Celebrate Human Rights Day with us, at The Lucky Fish, Kayser's Beach, ECZA.
But not so lekka without human rights....
Ah. Human Rights. Water is a Human Right. Our right to safety is a human right. Dignity. All sorts of naaaas things are a human right.

However, human rights flounder in the vortex of the Great Unravelling. They look good on paper but they're pretty much tattered. Our lived reality tells another story. It's up to us to know them and claim them.
And not give up in this milieu of Wrecking and Looting.
Anyway, you can forget about the troubles once you get to The Lucky Fish.
But don't judge a book by it's cover. It's no frills, no fuss at The Lucky Fish. Faded, me dears, but not jaded.
Hint: Do Not Phone if you're picky about maintenance!
Only come if you can Keep your Eyes on the View, the great outdoors winking at you. Call WA +27(0)716104772.
Our human rights. Read below, and take note.
AI says:

In South Africa, the Bill of Rights, enshrined in the Constitution, guarantees fundamental human rights, including the right to life, equality, human dignity, and freedom from discrimination.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Guaranteed Rights:
Right to Life: Everyone has the right to life.
Right to Equality: Everyone is equal before the law and has the right to equal protection and benefit of the law.
Right to Human Dignity: Everyone has the right to human dignity.
Freedom from Unfair Discrimination: No one may be unfairly discriminated against.
Right to Freedom and Security of the Person: This includes the right to be free from all forms of violence, and to be treated or punished in a cruel, inhuman or degrading way.
Freedom of Expression: Everyone has the right to freedom of expression, including freedom of speech, belief, and opinion.
Freedom of Assembly, Association, and Demonstration: People have the right to assemble, associate, and demonstrate peacefully.
Right to Privacy: Everyone has the right to privacy.
Right to a Fair Trial: Everyone has the right to a fair trial.
Right to a Clean, Healthy, and Sustainable Environment: Everyone has the right to an environment that is not harmful to their health or well-being.
Right to Education: Everyone has the right to basic education.
Right to Housing: Everyone has the right to adequate housing.
Right to Healthcare: Everyone has the right to healthcare.
Right to Choose a Trade, Occupation, or Profession: Every citizen has the right to choose their trade, occupation, or profession freely.
Human Rights Commission:
The South African Human Rights Commission monitors, investigates, and seeks redress for human rights violations.
Human Rights Day:
South Africa commemorates Human Rights Day on March 21st to honoir those who fought for liberation and the rights enjoyed today.
Constitutional Court:
The Constitutional Court plays a crucial role in upholding and interpreting the Bill of Rights.

16/03/2025

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