Lady Cutler Melbourne Showboat

11/09/2024

Captain Jeff and his salvage crew have unearthed the eerie remains of a former Sydney Ferry, lost for 40 years. Come aboard the Lady Cutler Melbourne Showboat and explore the vast, unchartered, deathly waters of Melbourne. This is a voyage that no one will return from unscathed, but it is also a journey that no one will forget.

Come join us for a 3.5 hour cruise on the Yarra, complete with two dance floors, creepy decor, DJs, prizes for best dressed, food & drinks available for purchase and much more!

The cruise is on Friday 25th October, 2024, with boarding at 7PM and departure at 7:30PM and docking again at 10.30pm.

Tickets are $35 for adults and $30 for groups of 10 or more.

https://ladycutler.com.au/cruise/289/october-halloween-party-cruise-2024-/
[email protected]
+61439317070

11/09/2024

Experience a Luxurious Seafood Brunch Aboard the Lady Cutler!

Set sail with us for an unforgettable Seafood Brunch on the Lady Cutler! Enjoy a delightful blend of gourmet cuisine, stunning views, and the elegance of a harbour cruise, all in one extraordinary experience.

Cruise Inclusions:
🚢 2.5-Hour Harbour Cruise
🥂 Welcome Glass of Champagne & Canapés
🍽 Seafood & Carvery Buffet
🍰 Petit Dessert Canapés with Tea & Coffee
🍹 Drinks Available at the Bar (closes 30 mins before return)

Drink Packages:
$40 Cocktail Special: 3 cocktails for the price of 2 (pre-purchase only)
$20 Soft Drink Package
$40 Standard Drink Package: Includes house wines, tap beer, cider, and more.
$60 Premium Drink Package: Includes house spirits, premium wines, bottled beers, and more.

Schedule:
Boarding: 11:15 AM
Departure: 11:30 AM sharp
Return: 2:00 PM

Ticket Prices:
$129 per person
$122 per person (Groups 10+)
$117 per person (Groups 20+)
$79 per child (5-14 years old)
$250 per couple special

Join us for a day of indulgence and relaxation on the Lady Cutler. Whether you're celebrating a special occasion or simply treating yourself, our Seafood Brunch Cruise is the perfect way to elevate your Sunday.

Reserve Your Tickets Now! Click here to find out more: https://ladycutler.com.au/cruise/270/champagne-seafood-brunch-cruise-sept-29/

10/09/2024

🚨DISCOUNTED PRIVATE EVENTS🚨

The clock is ticking, so don't miss out on your chance to book your company's Christmas party at a discounted price!

Our team is standing by to help you create the perfect holiday bash for your employees and clients. We offer a variety of festive party packages to choose from, so you can find the perfect one to fit your budget and needs.

AVAILABLE DATES FOR DISCOUNTED EVENTS-
27th November
5th December
11th December
12th December

So what are you waiting for? Contact us today to book your Christmas party and start celebrating! 🎉🎅

[email protected]
+61 439 317 070

10/09/2024

🎉 Celebrate Diwali on the Water! 🎉

Join us on November 1st for a magical night aboard the Lady Cutler as we celebrate the Festival of Lights in style! 💫✨

🎶 Bollywood beats will fill the air as we cruise through Melbourne's stunning waterfront.
🍛 Indulge in delicious traditional Indian food and enjoy festive drinks available for purchase onboard.

🕺 Early bird tickets are only $19.99 – but hurry, they won’t last long! Regular tickets are $29.99, so grab yours now and don’t miss out on this vibrant, one-of-a-kind Diwali party on the water. 🌊

This is an 18+ event.

Get your tickets today and light up the night with us! 🎇✨

09/09/2024

There are only a few spaces remaining, so please do not hesitate to reach out to us to book your company's Christmas party! Our team will be happy to work with you to create the perfect Christmas party for your employees and clients. We offer a variety of festive party packages to choose from, including food, drinks, entertainment, and decorations. Contact us today to book your Christmas party and enjoy a memorable holiday season with your colleagues 🎉🎅

07/09/2024

"The best!!!" says Aanchal on Google

★★★★★ The best!!!

02/09/2024

Our next Seafood Brunch is just around the corner! Such a lovely experience you won’t want to miss 🦐 next one is this coming Sunday!

~ September Dates ~
8th & 29th

Head to our website to get your tickets!

02/09/2024

"Had great experience and some snacks, enjoyed the ride" says NIKITA on Google

★★★★☆ Had great experience and some snacks, enjoyed the ride

29/08/2024

We are thrilled to announce an exciting lineup of events coming your way! Check below for dates and more information.

~ SEAFOOD BRUNCH ~
September: 7th, 29th
October: 13th, 27th
November: 10th, 24th
December: 8th

~ BURLESQUE SHOWBOAT ~
September: 7th, 27th
October: 12th, 26th
November: 2nd

~ HALLOWEEN PARTY CRUISE ~
October 25th

CLICK THE LINK TO SEE OUR UPCOMING EVENTS
https://ladycutler.com.au/category/2/upcoming-cruises/

27/08/2024

The Lady Cutler Showboat is revving up her engines and getting ready to set sail 🚢 for another fun filled night of cheeky comedy and sassy song and dance. Mark your calendars for September 7th and join us for an evening of risqué revelry and cabaret style performances that are sure to delight 🤩 and entertain. Tickets are going fast 🎟🎫 so book now to secure your seat for what will be another spectacular 💥 show. We promise an unforgettable night of glitz and glamour, so don't miss the boat as we set sail once more!

To view the rest of the photos from the last Burlesque show, visit our website and check out our gallery!

23/08/2024

"I had the greatest night of my life on this vessel, truly a tantalising marine experience with amazing staff and i would highly recommend it." says Steele on Google

★★★★★ I had the greatest night of my life on this vessel, truly a tantalising marine experience with amazing staff and i would highly recommend it.

11/08/2024

Lady Cutler’s 56th birthday celebration and 80s cruise last night. A perfect night out on Port Phillip Bay. We danced the night away and ate cake.

04/08/2024

I’m reflecting on my last 18 years as Melbourne Showboat and my 56th birthday is this Saturday the 10th August. Make up a group get dressed up and book a fun 80s night. The cake will be on me. Jeff Gordon Book here

01/08/2024

Back to the 80s, a night of fun, music & frivolity. Saturday the 10th August!

Hey Everyone!! Our 80s cruise is fast approaching on the 10th OF AUGUST be sure to secure your tickets for a super fun night on the Lady Cutler Melbourne Showboat!
https://ladycutlermelbourneshowboat.rezdy.com/122712/retro-cruise

01/08/2024

Hey Everyone!! Our 80s cruise is fast approaching on the 10th OF AUGUST be sure to secure your tickets for a super fun night on the Lady Cutler Melbourne Showboat!
https://ladycutlermelbourneshowboat.rezdy.com/122712/retro-cruise

20/07/2024

‘twas a great night…Thankyou Lady Cutler.

11/07/2024

The fluoros, the hairspray, the discos, and most importantly the music! Picture that, but on a showboat!

The Lady Cutler Melbourne Showboat is so excited to host "Back to the 80s", to celebrate the nostalgia and FUN of such an unforgettable decade. Tease up your hair and secure your tickets for the 10th of August, 2024. Bring your friends because nobody will want to miss this!

01/07/2024

01/07/2024

Early morning pic of new camping ground.

29/06/2024

At my new berth Water Plaza 01

27/06/2024

Pic from last night with new Showboat lights up and on! Ready for Firelight Festival cruises tonight and Saturday night.

22/06/2024

🎉🕺 Back to the 80's Cruise - Get Ready to Party! 🕺🎉

Dust off your leg warmers, tease up your hair, and get ready to relive the greatest decade ever! Join us for an unforgettable night aboard the Lady Cutler as we take you Back to the 80's! 🚢✨

Experience the ultimate throwback with non-stop 80's hits, neon lights, and all the retro vibes you can handle. Whether you're a fan of Madonna, Michael Jackson, or Duran Duran, this is the cruise for you! 🎶💃

✨ What to Expect:
🎵 Live DJ spinning 80's classics
💄 Best dressed 80's costume contest
🍹 Themed cocktails & snacks
🎉 Dance floor ready for your best moves

📅 Date: August 10th
🕰️ Time: 7 PM - 10:30 PM
📍 Location: Onboard the Lady Cutler, Docklands

Don’t miss your chance to party like it's 1985! Gather your friends, break out your best retro outfits, and let's make some totally awesome memories. 🚀🎤

👉 https://ladycutlermelbourneshowboat.rezdy.com/122712/retro-cruise



Ready to rock the boat? Book your tickets now and get ready for a rad night on the water! 🌟🕺💫

22/06/2024

🎄🎅 Join Us for the Ultimate Christmas Bonza Cruise! 🎅🎄

Set sail this holiday season for a festive celebration like no other aboard the Lady Cutler! 🌊✨

Experience the magic of Christmas on the water with our spectacular Christmas Bonza Cruise. Enjoy a sumptuous feast, festive entertainment, and breathtaking views as you cruise along the stunning waterfront. 🎁🍽️🎶

✨ Early Bird Special: Save on Tickets! ✨
Book now to take advantage of our exclusive early bird discount! Secure your spot at a special price and ensure your family and friends have a holiday experience to remember. 🎟️🎄

🌟 Stunning Waterfront Views
🥂 Festive Drinks & Treats

📅 Date: November 22 - December 14
🕰️ Time: 7 PM - 11 PM
📍 Location: Onboard the Lady Cutler

Don't miss out on this unforgettable holiday celebration! Early bird tickets are limited, so grab yours now and make this Christmas extra special. 🎄✨

👉 https://ladycutlermelbourneshowboat.rezdy.com/610787/the-bonza-christmas-cruises-2024?



Secure your tickets today and get ready to set sail into a sea of holiday joy! 🌟🚢🎅

22/06/2024

🥂 Champagne Seafood Brunch Cruise on the Lady Cutler! 🥂

Set sail for an unforgettable culinary adventure aboard the Lady Cutler, where the flavours of the sea meet the elegance of champagne. 🛳️✨

Indulge in a lavish brunch featuring the freshest seafood delights, all while cruising along stunning waterfront views. 🍤🦪🍾 Savor oysters, prawns, salmon, and more, perfectly paired with bubbles to elevate your Sunday experience.

📅 Every Sunday
📍 Onboard the Lady Cutler
🕰️ 11 AM - 2 PM

https://ladycutlermelbourneshowboat.rezdy.com/45543/champagne-and-seafood-brunch-cruise

Join us for a day of indulgence, breathtaking scenery, and unparalleled luxury. 🥂✨ Book your spot now and make memories that sparkle!

15/06/2024

‘The Smile Factory’ is back in the water and ready to cruise with you again. Thankyou to David Levy, Alec & Lucas Gordon, Marcus Kech, Patrick & Joseph Welsh, AJL Engineering, Metcore Engineering, Jotun Paints and James Lennon & his team from Combined Sandblasting & Painting.

14/06/2024

And just like that (9days) the Lady Cutler is ready for the water again.

12/06/2024

One propeller off and one to go!

04/06/2024

Opening up ballast tanks can be ‘fun’ Let the sandblasting begin!