15/12/2024
**Sydney Traffic Chaos as Helicopters Join Morning Commute**
Sydney commuters were left scratching their heads this morning as two helicopters were spotted casually cruising over the Harbour Bridge, leaving ferries, yachts, and jet skis to battle it out in the lanes below.
Eyewitnesses claim the choppers were engaged in what can only be described as a "scenic flex-off," with both pilots maintaining an altitude that says, "I don’t do tolls."
“I thought I’d seen everything on the bridge,” said one bemused ferry captain. “But now we’ve got helicopters treating the Harbour like a private driveway.”
