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31/08/2018

The Spring Family and Backpackers N**e Sand Modelling Carnival

Yes its that time of the year again. Blow off the winter cobwebs and head on down to Fairy Meadow Beach for this year's unsponsored and unregistered event, but highly anticipated event. As the local papers have refused to once again acknowledge this event we have taken to FB and word-of-mouth to get the word out that yes it is well and truly back and bigger than ever.

So far we have a total of 18 German backpackers signed up and three families looking to take to the sand. For those new to the sport, its a sand modelling competition that runs from early Thursday evening to Sunday mid-afternoon where teams compete by making life size sand models of their favourite Illawarra Hawks players and former Wollongong Wolves soccer players.

It would be wise to park at the Northern end of the FM car park, that way you can avoid any lewd behaviour that the southern end is known for. We all remember 2016's event. And maybe wait to get changed until your on the beach proper, Unless you're one of the youthful more attractive German backpackers-then go nuts, the human form is a wonderful thing.

We are expecting plenty of support from the local community both keen sand modellers and perverts alike. All funds raised from the sausage sizzle (no pun intended) are to fund the continuous push for re-entry to the NRL of the mighty led Illawarra Steelers.

05/04/2018

The 15th Annual Ex-Wife Carrying Race-Under 18's only event-this weekend.

Due to limitations with end of term functions/birthday parties/camping trips etc it has been determined that this weekend will be the date for the annual wife-carrying race, the April fundraiser for the page.

It is a 10pm start so please be sure to be on time for registration with both a valid wedding certificate/divorce paperwork and said ex-wife. As always only one competitor is required to be conscious/sober/articulate and it's a footrace from Muggsy's back verandah to the hallowed turf of Guest Park Balgownie, home of the town's favourite son and former Steeler, Mr Shane Wilson, a lively 35km journey through the hard streets of Fairy Meadow, home of their town's favourite son, Senior Constable Brennan, the Meadow Sheep Molester.

Mr Wilson had been scheduled to give the winner a his and her's carton but unfortunately he is currently 2 months into a fact-finding mission in the s*x capital of Nigeria and unable to make it back in time.

As always there are frequent drink stops at the 17 BWS stores which fall every 1.5km during the course proper. Drinking is mandatory for both competitors and BWS powers that be have assured us that age-restrictions will be temporarily lifted in support of the event. God bless them.

Join us a for a fun night out and the likely hilarity that ensues. All subsequent council fines will be covered from the group's charity fund.

See you all there!

19/10/2017

The 15th Annual Human and Donkey Limbo Night

It's that time of year again where all members of this page gather at Rod Wishart's summer house at Windang for the annual team event, where we bring together man and his third best friend-the donkey for a night of fun, frivolity and substandard alcohol.

The rules are simple, you bring your donkey (and no it doesn't have to be yours!), you tie your legs together aka three legged race and you are both then required to limbo under a purpose built stick held by no other than Michael Bolt, the Illawarra Steelers favourite illegitimate (the real bastard of the north if you ask our Canberra brethren).

Registration begins at 8am in Wishy's garage so please have your forms and donkey's prepped. It's a shotgun start and unfortunately ponies aren't permitted in the spirit of the event.

As always there is a mandatory hour of heavy drinking prior to the event and each team can decided which participant will be consuming the alcohol. If consensus cannot be reached then it's the choice of the steward.

Afterwards we will be having the parade of champions down Wishy's street to the bottle-O and dinner will be a sausage sizzle at the bowls and all participants and spectators are invited. Please ensure your donkey's are dressed appropriately and have good table manners.

We will see you all there, and let's talk football!

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