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The Push-Up Challenge is on and I'm taking part. My arms and chest are in agony. It's humid and embarrassing when Japanese people give you a patronising round of applause in public for struggling, but if I can help raise money and awareness for a good cause I'll suffer so others don't have to.
Donate in the link in the comments. 🙏
After a couple of busy weeks at Melbourne comedy festival, the Chauffeur is back on hands and knees scrubbing the VIPVAN ready for a full Saturday day tour with the final cruise ship of the season on Phillip Island. Available for bookings Sunday onwards 7 days a week.
Nice way to end the Melbourne International Comedy Festival
If I have any friends in Melbourne on Instagram or who have friends in Melbourne. I've just posted a new reel for the final week of Melbourne Comedy Fest. I'd love it if you could go to my page and share the new REEL.
I have 6 shows left tonight through til Sunday. The shows are really fun, the numbers aren't. Any word of mouth is appreciated.
Link is in the comments, or go to my IG, its the first pinned post. Screenshot of it below. Thanks kindly. Even if you can't make it, it really does help to get people along. Thanks xx
Thanks to Sammy J & ABC Melbourne for revealing my identity on air yesterday, I can finally take my mask off, I am the superhero Melbourne needs. 🦸♂️
I should also note, Only 6 'Cheeky' shows left this week at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 1806 Bar Come along!
Link to listen below. Ticket link in comments. https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/melbourne-breakfast/crime-fighting-comedian/103728312
PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE BOOK TICKETS. Thanks! ❤
Today I was a guest on ABC Melbourne breakfast radio talking about me stopping a theft, while the same night my bicycle was stolen. And then I accidentally left the building with my security pass which I think I was supposed to return. This is why the ABC has no budget. Oops. Anyway, the final cheap Tuesday is $15 tomorrow to my show. Please come. 6 nights left. And then I'm retiring from comedy.
FANCY A LAUGH MELBOURNE?!!
To all my valued patrons on the VIPVAN, I'm making my annual pilgrimage to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival
As many of you know, I also perform stand-up comedy *follow Marcus Ryan - Comedian for full details. ;)
I will be performing 12 nights with my own show starting 9th April. My venue is only 40 seats capacity so if you would like to come along, I'd love to have you in, but please pre-book to guarantee a seat. Considering I have 11 seats on the bus and have had hundreds of you on board, I imagine if a group of 10 wanted to come we could fill up a few shows pretty quick! It would mean a great deal to me if you did want to come that you came in the first week, it really does help spread word of mouth. If you can't come but know family or friends in Melbourne, please share this with them and help spread word. Many thanks, Marcus your Chauffeur!
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Forget the cost of living crisis, I can't afford pants! (see poster)
My new stand-up show 'Cheeky' opens next week. 9th-21st April. 8.30pm Tue-Sun. 12 shows only.
After several years in the same venue, I've moved next door to a fancy little cocktail bar! There'll be 'Cheeky' cocktail specials in the show as well as some cheeky merch and the odd special guest on the show. Limited capacity (40 seats), do yourself and me a favour, please pre-book to guarantee a seat.
It has been a tough festival already this year for many independent artists with low numbers and cancelling shows.
I'd really like it if you could please SHARE this. TAG your friends. Invite friends and pre-book! Preferably in the first few days and week to get some word of mouth.
Link is in the comments, FB event also. Thanks ❤
If you're struggling financially and still want to come, send me a private message. If you're doing well financially but for some reason can't come, live on the other side of the world or simply want to support, I really don't mind if you book a ticket and don't turn up. If I can sell out a show and it's empty, it'll look good on paper! 🤣 I'm dead serious. Book 40 and I'll have a sold out night and an empty audience and not burden anyone with my jokes! Win win! Hope to see a bunch of new and familiar faces there. x
Melbourne International Comedy Festival 1806 Bar
THANK YOU POST:
I'd like to say a huge thank you to all of those who supported me both via $ donations and messages as well as the local paper South Gippsland Sentinel-Times, ABC Gippsland radio and the local Wonthaggi Ymca, Swimming Pool giving me access to swim for Laps for Life ReachOut Australia in March.
As a non regular swimmer, I set a target of swimming 20km & $1,000 donations for the month towards awareness and support for youth su***de and mental health.
By the 18th March I'd reached both. I averaged 2km per session.
I set a new target of 31km and was so happy to reach that before I ate all the chocolate at Easter. Final tally 31.05km swum & $2306 raised. Longest swim 3km! A new record for me. I was the 119th highest donor in individual swimmers (maybe we can make the top 100 next year!) amongst over 10,000 participants and thanks to your help I/we've helped 577 young people experiencing mental health difficulties. Collectively the charity raised over $3.4million. ❤️
I was never a confident swimmer as a kid and I still get panicked in the ocean if a bit of seaweed touches me, but I've found swimming laps great for my own mental health and stress relief. As a stand-up comedian I have used my platform to talk about depression and su***de awareness on stage and in schools and if by getting fit I can help others then it's a win win and a no brainer really. Doing this for the first year has helped me with the loss of 2 friends in the first week of 2024 and many other friends and close colleagues over the years. I won't name them, they're close to my heart and were the whole month I swam. My heart is still broken thinking about the people who couldn't fight the fight any longer, so in the midst of this, if you are experiencing any difficulty yourself and need. someone to talk to, please reach out to someone, anyone, even a stranger, you never know how much it can help and how little a burden it really is on others.
I'll be honest, with a lot going in behind the scenes, I've not had a great mental preparation starting my shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, but being a part of this wider community of strangers connecting via swimming and helping others, it has made up for it tenfold and it has put things in perspective and made me feel grateful for being able to support those who really need it. In saying that, now that I've hung up the goggles and you can unblock your eyes from my speedo selfies, I'll start focusing on selling tickets to a comedy show where I can get back to telling dick jokes instead! 😆
Congratulations to everyone involved in any charity, you're all making a difference. You're all heroes. ❤️
A passenger threw a Mentos at me last night. If anyone has media connections, I'd like to make my assault newsworthy to sell tickets for my comedy festival shows.
I have 2 x general public tickets for purchase for tonights soldout Caravan Music Club The Archies Creek Hotel I'm driving a group of people there from Inverloch and also have 2 spare seats in the van. I will be able to meet from 6.45pm ish onwards at the door to let you in and/or can also do pick up from Inverloch/Cape Paterson or Wonthaggi. Message me ASAP if you want them or phone 0431764663
Hello folks, Chauffeur So Good is booked up for transfers Sunday night to The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club evening show. If you're looking for transfers to the afternoon show get in touch. We're also fully booked tonight and tomorrow. 😎
Any school holiday bookings, please enquire in advance. Dates are limited. Thank you.
Booked up tonight for The Archies Creek Hotel MAHALIA BARNES + THE SOUL MATES & Saturday for F1 Melbourne.
Private Tours & Transfers all across Victoria. 😎
Plan ahead, book ahead. Email or call and we can help create a personalised itinerary or cater to your needs.
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Are you looking for door to door transfers to the Jack Botts gig Westernport-Hotel San Remo Jack Botts - Live at The Westernport Hotel, San Remo, VIC and home? Only 7 seats left. Picking up Inverloch, Wonthaggi, Dalyston, Kilcunda. DM or call to reserve your seat. First in best dressed! 😎 Jack Botts Music
For those unfortunate eyes who have been on my social media for several years, you know I've never been shy to post a travel pic of my naked bum in some random destination for a laugh, but today I had to embarrassingly ask the pool staff Wonthaggi Ymca, Swimming Pool in my hometown to take my photo. I received a message from my local newspaper South Gippsland Sentinel-Times generously wanting to do a piece on the charity swim I'm doing this month and they requested a photo. After all, I'm probably the most famous person in Wonthaggi behind the guy on m**h that rides around town no hands on his bike screaming at nothing, but they don't want to do a story on what he's raising money for. I assured the staff it wasn't for my dating profile and it was all for a good cause. I won't admit if I was flexing or not either. 😬 Anyway, before this ends up in the local paper and on their socials, I thought I'd get in first. I am raising money and awareness this month for youth su***de on behalf of ReachOut Australia & Laps for Life From their site:
"More than 1 in 3 young people in Australia is currently experiencing a mental health difficulty. But there’s an even bigger problem: more than 1 million of them are not accessing professional support. And, su***de remains the leading cause of death for 16-24 year olds in Australia."
I've lost too many friends to mention to su***de and a couple just this year. If I can get fit (and rock hard abs) at the same time as raising some dollars and get people talking about it, then I'm proud to get my shirt off and draw more attention to it! I'm ¼ of the way to my swimming target and 50% of the way to my donation target. I'll pop the fundraising link in the comments. Any donation small or large is appreciated, as well as your comments of encouragement. ❤
PS. I think it's rather fitting that the photographer subconsciously framed the 'Caution No D' on International Women's Day! 🤣 For all the ladies, enjoy the photo, happy IWD. You're welcome! 😍
PPS. For those who don't want to see any more pics of me shirtless, the sooner the donations reach $1,000 I will be sent out a hoodie to wear to cover up, so dig deep quickly! 🥰
Wow! I heard Taylor Swift coming to Victoria would create quite the storm but I didn't know it'd be this bad! 🤯
Booked up today with a group at the Coal Creek Community Park and Museum, Korumburra concert. Available all day Sunday! 😎
Good luck to everyone racing in today’s San Remo Channel Challenge. Crowd sizes will be smaller without me I know, but after not being able to crack the 10mins last year I’ve decided to sit this year out. I’m too embarrassed to show my face. Also it gives me more time to practise using photoshop. 😬
Apologies to anyone who felt the tremor last night in Gippsland. I knew bringing home Earthquakes from Iceland wasn't a good souvenir. 😬
Hey friends and fans! Melbourne International Comedy Festival are running discount tickets to a whole bunch of shows for a limited time. For those not up to speed, your Chauffeur moonlights as a comedian (for the last 2 decades) Marcus Ryan - Comedian You can grab tickets and find the event to my new show 'Cheeky' in the link in the comments. Now on sale! TAG your mates, tell your friends, share it around. Get amongst it! 😍
Are you headed to The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club for the sold out Richard Clapton show today? Get in quick, due to cancellation, now available for transfers. Up to 11 people. Door to door pickup. 0431 764 663 😎
Be safe on the roads this long weekend. If you'd like a group transfer, sightseeing or wine tour get in touch. 😎
5 seats left for Woolamai Races transfer from Cape Paterson, Inverloch or Wonthaggi tomorrow. Get in quick!
Do you have tickets for Red Hot Summer Tour this Saturday 13th Jan? Would you rather not drive and enjoy drinks on the way?
If I get enough interested we can run a VIP shuttle there & back. Only 11 seats available. DM ASAP for details.
EDIT: Jimmy Barnes has been replaced by Jon Stevens. I am only offering transport to and from the gig. All ticket holders will have been notified about this. I am just sharing the event poster.
Fully booked today.
Private shuttle to Stony Creek Racing Club Tues available for groups up to 11. Giddy up! 🐴
Fully booked today & tonight.
Some availability Sunday. Get in quick.
JANUARY EVENTS & AVAILABILITY:
Outdoor adventures- Wine & Brewery tours
Holiday activities & attractions
Weddings- Sport- Live music concerts
Restaurant, airport & cruise ship transfers
Work breakups- art / food/ shopping tours.
Support local or consider taking a trip to the Yarra Valley, Mornington, Melbourne or beyond! If you've got the money, I've got the time! 🤣
11 Passengers max. Child booster seats available.
Fill the Esky, sort your group and let's go! 😎
So many great local venues, live music events, sport and attractions to enjoy this summer. Take the hassle out of your transport and be safe on the roads with your very own designated driver. ☀️
Visit Gippsland Visit Phillip Island Visit Melbourne Visit Yarra Valley and Dandenong Ranges Stony Creek Racing Club Woolamai Races Bass Coast Shire Council
For anyone needing transfers to the Weddings, Parties, Anything + Mick Thomas appreciation society Mick Thomas gig New Years Day The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club I've got 11 seats and have been taking people to this gig for a few years now. DM ASAP to book your group with the VIPVAN! Cheers
Can do from anywhere in the Bass Coast region.
Don't drink & drive. Be a merry fool and let me get you there door to door and start 2024 off in style! 😎
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Plans change. We get it. That means I'm wide open today for anyone wanting group transport. Fancy a day out? Wineries, breweries, live music, sightseeing, shopping, markets, outdoor adventures? Get in touch. Seats 11. 😎 #chauffeursogood #vipvan #VisitMelbourne #gippsland #morningtonpeninsula #yarravalley #phillipisland #basscoast #visitbasscoast #southgippsland #transfers #winetasting #melbourne
The silly season is in full swing, but don't be silly on the roads. The Chauffeur is available all summer for brewery & wine tours, live music events, weddings, outdoor adventures, sightseeing, airport & cruise ship transfers and a whole lot more for groups up to 11 people. Drink, relax and get home safe this summer. 😎❤️ Dates are filling up. Book now! ☎️ THIS WEEK: Wed 27th & Thu 28th. Wineries! Let's go! Fri 29/12 Stony Creek Racing Club Sat 30/12 Woolamai Races Sun 31/12 FULLY BOOKED 1/1 The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club #chauffeursogood #VIPVAN #basscoast #gippsland #phillipisland #wonthaggi #inverloch #melbourne #yarravalley #morningtonpeninsula #transfers #visitsouthgippsland #visitbasscoast #visitmelbourne #visitvictoria #visitphillipisland #visitgippsland Phillip Island Local Phillip Island Vineyard & Winery Wearephillipisland Phillip Island Visit Melbourne Visit Gippsland Visit Phillip Island Visit Victoria Visit Cape Paterson Dirty Three Wines The Gurdies Winery Gippsland Wine Company Purple Hen Wines Silverwaters Vineyard Harman Wines Gurneys Cider Waratah Hills Vineyard Mates Gin Burra Brewing Co. Loch Brewery & Distillery Ocean Reach Brewing
Happy birthday to old mate Jesus. If there's one person who is good value on a wine tour it's him! He managed to turn all my water into wine! 🍷😂 As the year comes near an end, I'm proud to say Chauffeur So Good is celebrating 3 years in business. 3 more than I expected it'd last! 😜 Wishing a safe & happy holidays to all my valued clients and friends. Your continued support and word of mouth has been greatly appreciated. So many repeat and new customers have made 2023 a fun filled year. I'm looking forward to many more great adventures in 2024. NYE is fully booked but there's still some dates before then. Don't risk drink driving, be kind to yourself and your family, explore and support local and book a day out with me this summer. 😎 #chauffeursogood #vipvan #gippsland #basscoast #phillipisland #southgippsland #melbourne #morningtonpeninsula #yarravalley #wonthaggi #busdriverlife #transfers #winetour #winery #beerstagram
Wet weather didn't rain on the spirits of these ladies. Music in the Park in Mornington was loads of fun and the singing on the way home was amazing! 🤩 #chauffeursogood #musicinthepark #vipvan #phillipisland #transfers #christmastime #friends #livemusic #melbourne
Time for another unboxing! Rain hail or shine, there's always something to do indoors or outdoors but in case you're not fully prepared, the Chauffeur has got your back! (Dry) December and January dates are filling up so book your Christmas work and social breakups in advance. 7 days a week. 🙏😎🥳 #christmasparty #musicinthepark #VIPVAN #chauffeursogood #phillipisland #gippsland #melbourne #yarravalley #morningtonpeninsula #southgippsland #basscoast #transfers #tours Visit Phillip Island Visit Melbourne Visit Gippsland VisitInverloch Visit Yarra Valley Visit Victoria Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia Melbourne To Do music in the park - mornington
Yesterday I drove a group from Phillip Island to Melbourne for a river cruise for their work break-up. While I waited I did a stand-up gig in the city. I felt like I was cheating on one job to have an affair with another! 😬 😂 Dulux Australia #vipvan #chauffeursogood #melbourne
BREAKING NEWS: After 5 months touring the world telling yarns Marcus Ryan - Comedian aka 'The Chauffeur' has snuck back into the country to surprise his folks yesterday and he's already back behind the wheel today! 😎 Moto GP, Spring Carnival, work break-ups, family and friends Christmas parties, food, shopping, wine & brewery tours, weddings, airport transfers, live music, theatre, sport, attractions & adventures! Book now for your event or enquire about a suggested itinerary. Ph 0431 SO GOOD! (0431 764663) OR email [email protected] #yarravalley #morningtonpeninsula #phillipisland #Melbourne #greatoceanroad #gippsland #southgippsland #motogp #melbournecup #melbourneevents #visitbasscoast #visitmelbourne #visiitgippsland #visitphillipisland #visitmorningtonpeninsula #visitvictoria Visit Melbourne Visit Phillip Island Phillip Island Visit Gippsland Bass Coast Shire Council Visit Victoria Visit Yarra Valley Visit Yarra Valley and Dandenong Ranges What's On Melbourne Phillip Island Visitor Information Centre Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia 😍
For those of you who still haven't worked out the meaning behind the name of this business... 😂 Come to a live show Melbourne International Comedy Festival Marcus Ryan - Comedian April 10-23 where you have a laugh and can even learn a about puns! Can't make it? Share this video & TAG your friends who'll be in Melbourne over the next 2 weeks. Tix link in comments. Your word of mouth is very helpful and appreciated. Gracias! 😎 #MICF #melbourne #chauffeursogood #standupcomedy Elephant & Wheelbarrow (Bourke st, Melbourne)
Really covering all bases here. Classic marketing ploy! 😂 Yeah nah but seriously, if you're 5 happy couples who want to be Chauffeur driven to lunch or dinner tomorrow for Valentine's Day I'll throw in champagne on ice and put on the soppy love songs. ALTERNATIVELY... If you're single and want to avoid all that then let's get a busload and go on a pub crawl or out for a non romantic dinner and I'll throw in a bottle of champagne on ice and crank up the party tunes! 11 passengers max for a singles night out or 5 couples. Get in touch! 😎😍 #valentinesday #VIPVAN #valentines #basscoast #gippsland #phillipisland #southgippsland #wonthaggi #inverloch #leongatha #korumburra #kilcunda #dalyston #coronetbay #corinella #grantville #loch #capepaterson #venusbay #singles #couples #love #chauffeursogood
Heading to Russell Morris today The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club ? VIPVAN transfers available. Group size max 11 passengers. Get in touch ASAP. 😎 #vipvan #chauffeursogood #basscoast #visitbasscoast #archiescreek #phillipisland #kilcunda #wonthaggi #inverloch #korumburra #leongatha #visitsouthgippsland
Fully booked up Fri & Sat with a 21st, a wedding and Woolamai Races If you're heading to Russell Morris The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club Sunday or Kilcunda Lobster Fest and need a transfer get in touch ASAP! Also Stony Creek Racing Club Tue 31st Jan. Book now! 😎 #vipvan #basscoast #archiescreek #kilcunda #stonycreek #visitgippsland #visitbasscoast #phillipisland #visitphillipisland #visitvictoria #southgippsland #visitsouthgippsland #visitmelbourne #chauffeursogood #wonthaggi #inverloch #leongatha #korumburra #gippsland
Call now if you need transport today to The Archies Creek Hotel Caravan Music Club for The Black Sorrows from Phillip Island and anywhere on the way! Leaving Ventnor 1.30pm. 5 seats have become available. Call now! 😎
Looking for inspiration for holiday ideas for the kids or grown up kids!? The #VIPVAN can take your group up to 11 passengers door to door transfer to the BBL at the historic Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) stadium. Big sixes, live music from Memphis LK , fireworks and so much fun! Melbourne Stars vs Brisbane Heat Mon 16th Jan. 7.15pm start. Call or email now to inquire and book. 🏏😎 TAG your family and friends and let's make some memories. All you need to do is turn up. Let the Chauffeur get you there and worry about the rest! Ph 0431 SO GOOD / 0431 764 663 or email [email protected] #bbl #cricket #schoolholidays #MCG #basscoast #gippsland #phillipisland #wonthaggi #chauffeursogood #holidays #memories Wonthaggi Cricket Club YMCA Wonthaggi GippSport Phillip Island Visitor Information Centre Nyora Cricket Club Inc Glen Alvie and District Cricket Club Inverloch Stingrays CC Kilcunda Bass Cricket Club
Heading to Ocean Sounds Festival and want #VIPVAN transfer door to door? Group size of 11 passengers max. Book now and save the hassle of parking, fuel and designated drivers. BYO drinks on the way and enjoy the ride in style and party on the way home. 😎 Call the Chauffeur today to book. 0431 SO GOOD / 0431764663 #chauffeursogood #phillipisland #gippsland #southgippsland #basscoast #inverloch #wonthaggi #capepaterson #kilcunda #dalyston Visit Phillip Island Visit Gippsland Visit Melbourne Phillip Island Visit Victoria What's On Melbourne Melbourne To Do Bass Coast Shire Council Phillip Island Visitor Information Centre Phillip Island Community Notice Board
Hiking, wine, beers, food, games, laughs, penguins and fun. Huge day exploring Bass Coast with the Chauffeur in the #VIPVAN stopping at Westernport-Hotel San Remo Phillip Island Vineyard & Winery The Wooli Tavern Woolamai Pizza Phillip Island Nature Parks and hiking Cape Woolamai & Pyramid Rock to Berry's beach. Thanks for a wonderful way to kick off 2023. #chauffeursogood #phillipisland
End the year in style with VIP transfers to and from the NYE Woolamai Races Forget about fuel, designated drivers or parking. We'll even throw in bottled water, esky, ice and complimentary bubbles on the way! 🍾 AC, music and guaranteed pick-up after the race to your home. Limited space so call now! Group size max 11 passengers. 😎🏇 #supportlocal #phillipisland #southgippsland #basscoast #gippsland #korumburra #wonthaggi #inverloch #leongatha #kilcunda
It is the silly season after all! 😂🫣 #VIPVAN #chauffeursogood #basscoast #phillipisland
Unboxing time once again. Pt.1 for this addition to the #VIPVAN you'll have to wait to see it in action. Have you booked your work break up or Christmas party with family and friends? Get in touch with the Chauffeur. Limited dates and times available in December. #basscoast #phillipisland #chauffeursogood #morningtonpeninsula #yarravalley #melbourne #gippsland #wonthaggi #inverloch #southgippsland #leongatha
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