TRUCK- Episode 2 - Idle Screwed - Golden to Calgary
TRUCK EPISODE 2 - CROSS CANADA IN A 1968 FORD F100
The mountains are beautiful. There are a ton of descriptions of them but nothing is really going to show them to you but you going there. Run through valleys and climb over ridges blasted through the granite. Use caution. Use your mirrors to look at those mountains as much as your windshield. The guard rails around every corner are beat to hell so when it got dark we stopped in Golden at a motel for the night. Don’t drive the mountains in the dark if you don’t have to. It's dangerous. We saw it all over the side of the road.
So what do you do? I have to learn how this Truck drives- how fast will 4 drum breaks stop a 3400 pound vehicle? 3rd gear is right next to reverse, so look out. You take all that knowledge you have gathered from driving different sh*t and you freak out a little bit and then you do it. But you drive it knowing you will learn how and that it’s going to get better regardless of how spooky it is at first. This heightened awareness keeps you safe. Truth is, Truck was a Billy Goat in the mountains. It was me, who was a little shaky. At one point Truck stalled at the top of a pass, but we could roll off and restart it. Maybe the altitude, or more likely I, had messed with the idle adjustment because it was idling really high after it was on the highway for a few hours.
When we got into Calgary we went to see Perry who we met on the FTE Forum. Perry had been driving across Canada since the 70’s in all sizes of truck. He had a 1978 F250 dump bed for his daily driver and a couple projects out back. Including He looked over the truck with me and showed me a bunch of stuff I need to know. Biggest learning was that the Truck doesn’t like to go over 60/65mph tops. Its not hard to hear, the engine is starting to scream when you get to 70mph. She will do it but not for long. Anyway, thank you Perry you woke me up to how this truck works.
TRUCK - EPISODE 1 - MEETING TRUCK FOR THE FIRST TIME
TRUCK - Cross Canada in a 1968 Ford F 100
Impulse is a real thing. I don’t know how else to explain it so I’ll just tell you what I’m doing. Late one night, I was cruising the online classified sites when it hit me. 2 tone sea foam blue over white paint with 50 years of patina on it - probably the best looking truck I have ever seen. It was over at that point, it was equal parts beautiful and attainable. I didn’t hesitate. I called the owner the next day and bought it- a 1968 Ford F100 with the bullet proof straight 6 and a four speed manual transmission. Perfect, I was the owner of a sweet truck of an era I could work on myself. Only problem is its 4000 km away on the West coast of Canada.
After I bought it, I hadn’t seen it and wouldn’t for about five months. In my room in Toronto, I did some research on the VIN and found that he truck had been assembled in Oakville Ontario. Wild, we’re driving her home! I mean kind of, British Columbia will always be her home. It’s where she spent her life as a farm hand hauling stuff on an orchard 5 km from the US border. She’s headed for the complete opposite now. I like cars, I am a car guy, whatever that means. This will be my first truck and I’m pretty excited.
The previous owner is a man named Uli who was the second owner of the truck. He wanted to find it a good home because he knew it still had a ton of life left in it. It’s old, it’s pretty clean says the mechanic, which I don’t doubt because it lives in BC, the land of rust free metal. It has a notoriously bulletproof engine that was used for 30+ years in these trucks.
Here we go, across this unbelievably big and beautiful country. I just know its full of trucks. Feel free to give a listen here to some songs to drive a truck to and follow me and my buddy Don as we drive 4200km clean across Canada, back to where we are from and where truck was first born.
TRUCK - Episode 5 - Toronto & The Gardner Express Waste - North Bay to Toronto
TRUCK EPISODE 5 - CROSS CANADA IN A 1968 FORD F100
I can’t tell you how heart crushing it was to drive into Toronto down the 400 Hwy and then have to drive through and out of it on the 403 to Oakville which is one of those suburbs about 30km outside. Not saying I didn’t want to complete this trip and take Truck back to her birthplace. It’s just that, neither Don nor I had been home in about a month and a half so to drive right past your home in Toronto traffic was pretty hilariously sad. The only consolations were girls yelling at us from cars and guys trying to buy Truck off us at stoplights. No joke it was happening. Is this a picture of what my life will be like driving this thing? Rad.
We got to Ford completely unannounced but vaguely near a shift change. Drove around the compound for a while until a nice woman getting off her shift talked to us and told us Ford Canada’s head office was just at the other end of his huge parking lot with factory buildings around it. Not a ton of cars in the lot. So we drove over. After a conversation with James from the front desk about how fun driving across Canada is, the head of product Peter Jansen came to talk to us. I think he was so shocked to hear what we had done that he had to come down and entertain this whole thing. It was nice of Peter to do that. Thank you Peter. We took some pictures and left. Parked Truck right where the old truck assembly plant had been that is now a parking lot. To be on the Gardner Expressway headed east felt the best it had in my entire life, I didn’t even mind the traffic. I wonder if Truck knows where she is. Machines have a soul. Sounds insane but the more moving parts something has, I feel like the more of a soul it has. Things have to work in harmony and good care or abuse will show. Hard to know but it is what I know.
In conclusion to this whole thing, I’m back in Toronto and Truck is parked on Roxton Ave outside my place. If you’re passing through go check it out. The t
TRUCK - Episode 4 - Cowboy Hats - Moosomin to Kenora
TRUCK EPISODE 4 - CROSS CANADA IN A 1968 FORD F100
We got over the Ontario border in the dark, and we knew it pretty much instantly. If there was a sign we didn’t see it, but there were about 400% more signs denoting bumps, deer, speed limits, road conditions, light levels, road pressure, concrete temperature, and horoscope. Ontario, I want my tax dollars back. We literally drove through some of the most precarious roadways in all the Western provinces and the signs were great, only the nessesities. Get into Ontario, out come the signs. Its almost dangerous, the reflection from my high beams off all the signs is blinding. C’montario, take it easy on the signs. We get it you’re a paranoid province with maybe too much money for stuff like signs.
Kenora is a rad town. I gotta say its good to be back in Ontario. About 15 mins after we go to town we found the Lake Of The Woods Brew Company and walked into a ripping Saturday night. We didn’t have our cowboy hats yet, but we were pretty sure we didn’t need them. We took Sunday off to explore around the town and take pictures of Truck. Funny we didn’t see a single cop on the highway until we got to Ontario. I’m not kidding- not a single one. Cars were going past us like we were standing still because we had it pegged at 60mph.
After a soothing day off we gassed up truck and spray painted a couple rust spots in the Canadian Tire parking lot. We planned to drive as far as we could south and get as close to North Bay where we were due at a car show for the North Bay Cruisers around 6 pm. We stopped for lunch and had burgers. If you’re into fishing and being way up north there are some great motels to stop at for sure, it’s a friendly place.
Elgli’s Sheep farm is the place where we found our cowboy hats. We had been looking for bonafied cowboy hats and Elgli’s provided them. It’s a sheep farm where you can buy all manner of glove, sweater, or hat made out of sheep and even go pet the sheep. It was
TRUCK - Episode 3 - Perrry & Frankie - Calgary to Moosomin
TRUCK EPISODE 3 - CROSS CANADA IN A 1968 FORD F100
It was one of the best and most relaxing drives I’ve had. It took a while to settle in to going what probably averaged to 55mph while cruising, it was good, we need that sometimes. So much landscape to witness. When you get going the same speed as a train going your same way, the landscape seems to shift and whip by so that your eyes focus on a further away part of it- kind of something like how vertigo works. The mind wanders off and you’re going to have to be alone with it. If you can’t be, then maybe you should look at that.
Between country music, Norm Macdonald, and taking photos, we would just stare at it all. I would tuck in behind a passing 18 wheeler, get behind their big wind pocket, feel the wind calm down and the gas peddle become light as we slipped along in the wake. You can feel the easing on the engine and transmission as the wind loses its purchase on you. Truck has huge mirrors and a fisherman’s cap on the back with roof racks. I think the roof racks were bolted on after the fact but I’m not sure. It’s good that Truck has a ton of torque because it needs it just to go normal speeds.
The transmission is short, sweet and really good at what it does. It pulls things and hauls things. 55mph/88KMH is a great place to be in this truck. 60 works and 50 does too but you gotta listen to it. The engine will tell you where it is comfortable. These aren’t hot rods the way some people think they would be- it’s basically a farm implement when you are running it stock. I don’t care I like it. The 300 CID straight 6 is a special engine, amazing in a certain rev range and eternally durable if taken care of. The oil is always black which is normal in these engines from what I assume is some blow by from the pistons. Beyond its range you are going to run into problems much quicker then if you leave it jogging along at its purpose-built-pace that it seems like could keep up forever. The whole trip
David + Don Driver Her Home - Quick update
Osyoos to Calgary so far - take a look at a quick overview of some of the sights.
DAVID + DON GO ACROSS CANADA IN TRUCK - 1968 FORD F100
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