12/05/2023
Sample Questions from a Colombian Written Driver's Exam (translated)
12. A red sign or an unbroken line at the intersection with the word PARE means what?
a) Come to a full Stop
b) Stop only if you feel like it, which you never will.
c) Completely ignore, even the cops do!
d) Nobody knows! Some idiot bureaucrats wasted billions of pesos on these silly decorations!
17. A nun and a priest are halfway across the intersection walking on a zebra and you just rightfully ignored the stop sign coming in the opposite direction. What should do?
a) Come to a full stop and let them get safely to the other side of the street
b) Call them idiots out loud and gun for them for being so stupid. No worries, if you hit them, just keep going.
c) Come to a full stop only if the nun is attractive (or the priest depending on your preference)
d) Ask for absolution before exercising your divine right as a motorist and ploughing ahead.
e) What the hell are they doing on a zebra? Shouldn't she be riding a donkey?
23. You're in a minor accident on a major roadway. What do you do?
a) Put your vehicle on the shoulder, exchange insurance information then resume your journey.
b) Leave your vehicle in the middle of the road, call the police exaggerating the accident's gravity and blaming the driver of the car you collided with (maybe fake a neck injury). You'll cause a massive traffic jam, but how is that your problem?
c) Flee the scene since you don't have your SOAT
d) Insult the other driver and beat him with one of the empty Poker bottles in your car.