14/10/2020
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a *courageous woman* can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean *u're poor*, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide opened, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)
11).who ever reads this without laughing, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Donald Trump (2016).
