
05/02/2025
DON’T COME to Fuerteventura ❌
The sun will burn you, you can’t even relax you’ll always need to reapply sunscreen.
The golden beaches have too much sand, it’s unbearable, you’ll have to wash it off everything, so annoying.
The ocean is way too blue, better bring sunglasses or the reflection will hurt your eyes.
The food is way too fresh, you’ll have to suffer through seafood and local fish, recently caught and not even treated with a bunch of chemicals.
Who would want this kind of misery? 😄😄👍