Seymour Travels

Seymour Travels I lead small group tours throughout Britain and parts of Europe. Seymour Travels, my own company, provides this.

With 12 years working as a guide for Rick Steves, and my own company Seymour Travels, its a privelage to work with you. With 10 years working as a guide for Rick Steves Europe, I discovered there was a need for very small group travel.

01/03/2025
A Bad Day For The Lady             — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/a-bad-day-for-the-lady
26/02/2025

A Bad Day For The Lady — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/a-bad-day-for-the-lady

The ‘Fat And Happy’ Shire Reeve a story.             — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/the-fat-and-happy-shire-reeve
24/02/2025

The ‘Fat And Happy’ Shire Reeve a story. — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/the-fat-and-happy-shire-reeve

What is a ‘staycation’ ?A staycation tour refers to a vacation where individuals or families explore attractions and eng...
22/02/2025

What is a ‘staycation’ ?

A staycation tour refers to a vacation where individuals or families explore attractions and engage in leisure activities within a single region or country, rather than spending time traveling, which after all, is very inefficient. This concept combines “stay” and “vacation,” emphasizing enjoying time off close to a home base. Activities might include visiting nearby parks, museums, attending local events, or exploring regional landmarks and gorgeous landscapes. Staycations are gaining in popularity as they offer a cost-effective and convenient alternative to traditional vacations. 

In the UK and France, the term “staycation” has evolved to encompass domestic tourism, where individuals vacation within the country rather than traveling internationally. This shift has led to increased interest in destinations such as the Cotswolds, Snowdonia and North Wales, Devon and Cornwall and the Scottish Highlands. 

Opting for a staycation tour allows people to discover hidden gems close to home, support local businesses, and reduce travel-related stress and expenses. It’s an opportunity to appreciate and engage with one’s immediate surroundings in a new and enriching way. It’s immersive travel at its best.

For more insights into the benefits and considerations of staycations, you might find the following link interesting:

https://www.seymourtravels.co.uk/2027tours-1

The Crosses Of Dartmoor . A tale.              — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/the-crosses-of-dartmoor
20/02/2025

The Crosses Of Dartmoor . A tale. — buymeacoffee.com/markseymour/the-crosses-of-dartmoor

The year was 1444, and the island of Rhodes stood as Christendom’s easternmost bastion against the encroaching Ottoman t...
19/02/2025

The year was 1444, and the island of Rhodes stood as Christendom’s easternmost bastion against the encroaching Ottoman tide. The Knights of Saint John, also known as the Hospitallers, held the island with unwavering resolve, their fortress walls defying the might of the Sultan. Among these warrior monks was Sir William de Vere, an English knight who had forsaken his homeland to take up the cross and the sword.

William had not set foot in England for over a decade. His journey had taken him from the cool hills of Yorkshire to the sun-scorched battlements of Rhodes. He was no longer a young knight filled with naive dreams of glory and a desire to protect pilgrims. The years had hardened him, etching lines of experience upon his face and deepening the weight of his prayers.

On this particular day, the air smelled of salt and steel. The Hospitallers had received reports of an impending Ottoman attack. Rumors spread through the fortress like wildfire. Some said it was merely a scouting fleet, others feared a full-scale invasion. The Grand Master, Jean de Lastic, had summoned his captains, and William, now a seasoned knight-commander, was among them.

The council convened in the Grand Master’s Hall, its high ceilings adorned with banners from past victories. The men gathered around the great oak table, their armor clinking softly. De Lastic, a man of formidable presence despite his advancing years, stood at the head, his piercing eyes scanning the faces of his knights.

“Brothers,” he said, his voice firm, “our spies report that an Ottoman fleet has left the coast of Anatolia. We do not know if it sails for Rhodes, but we must be ready.”

Sir Pierre d’Aubusson, a French knight known for his tactical mind, leaned forward. “How many ships?”

“Thirty at least,” de Lastic replied. “Perhaps more.”

A murmur rippled through the hall. Thirty ships meant thousands of men. It was not yet an invasion, but it was a force capable of testing Rhodes’ defenses.

William placed his gauntleted hand on the table. “We should prepare for a siege. If they land, we will fight them on the beaches and drive them back into the sea.”

De Lastic nodded. “Indeed. Sir William, you will command the defense of the western walls. Sir Pierre, you will reinforce the harbor. The rest of you—see to your men. We do not wait for war; we bring it to the enemy.”

As the sun dipped below the horizon, the knights prepared for battle. William stood atop the western walls, watching the dark sea. He had fought the Ottomans before—on the shores of Smyrna, in the mountains of Albania—but never had he felt the weight of responsibility as he did now.

He turned to his squire, a young man named Thomas, barely past his sixteenth year. “Boy, have you ever seen an Ottoman before?”

Thomas shook his head. “No, my lord.”

William smiled grimly. “You will soon enough.”

The night passed with little sleep. The next morning, as dawn’s first light crept over the sea, the alarm bells rang. William rushed to the battlements.

The horizon was filled with sails.

The Ottoman fleet approached swiftly, their black banners fluttering. Their lead galleys carried archers and Janissaries, elite soldiers trained from childhood for war. As they drew near, the great bombards of Rhodes thundered, hurling iron balls into the enemy ships. One galley splintered apart, its men spilling into the sea.

Yet the Ottomans pressed on. Soon, boats filled with soldiers surged toward the beaches, and the Hospitallers braced for combat. William drew his sword, its blade gleaming in the morning sun.

“To arms!” he roared.

The first wave of Ottomans crashed against the shore, their war cries mingling with the clash of steel. William waded into the fray, his sword cleaving through the enemy ranks. Blood soaked the sand. Thomas fought beside him, his youthful face a mask of terror and determination.

The battle raged for hours. Arrows rained from the sky, swords met shields, and men died by the score. Yet the knights held firm. William fought like a man possessed, cutting down foes with relentless fury.

Suddenly, an Ottoman officer, clad in fine armor, charged at him. Their blades met in a flurry of sparks. The Turk was skilled, his strikes precise, but William had seen a hundred duels before. He feinted left, then drove his sword into the man’s chest.

The officer gasped, then fell.

William turned to see another wave of enemies approaching. He gritted his teeth. The battle was far from over.

By nightfall, the enemy retreated to their ships, leaving the beaches littered with the dead. William leaned against the battlements, exhaustion threatening to consume him.

Thomas approached, his face pale. “My lord… we won.”

William nodded. “For now.”

The Grand Master arrived, surveying the battlefield. “You fought well, Sir William.”

William sheathed his sword. “They will return.”

De Lastic sighed. “Aye. And when they do, we shall be ready.”

That night, as William knelt in the chapel, he prayed not for victory, but for the strength to endure. For he knew that as long as Rhodes stood, the war would never truly end.

And so, the Lion of Rhodes kept his watch, sword in hand, ready for the battles yet to come.

( I wrote this whilst remembering a marvelous trip that Toni and I took several years ago. We fell in love with Rhodes. Today it is a foundation of our Greek Islands tour )

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The Lamplighter of YorkThe city of York had always been a place of strange mysteries. Beneath its cobbled streets lay th...
11/02/2025

The Lamplighter of York

The city of York had always been a place of strange mysteries. Beneath its cobbled streets lay the bones of Roman soldiers, Viking warriors, and medieval monks. Its crooked buildings leaned together as if whispering secrets, and in the twisting alleys, the past never truly seemed gone.

But of all the oddities that York possessed, none was more enigmatic than the Lamplighter.

Every evening, just as the sun slipped behind the Minster’s towering spires, he would appear—a tall figure in a dark coat and wide-brimmed hat, carrying a long pole tipped with a flickering flame. He would move from street to street, lighting the gas lamps that lined the ancient roads, bringing pools of golden light to the encroaching dusk. Some said he was a ghost, a remnant of an older time. Others whispered that he was a man cursed to walk the city forever, doomed to chase away the darkness but never escape it himself.

The truth, however, was far stranger.
Jonas Blackthorne had been the Lamplighter of York for as long as anyone could remember. His face was weathered, his hands rough with age, but his eyes burned with a quiet intensity. He never missed a night, never failed to light a lamp. And though the world had moved on—electric lights now shining in the grander streets—his gas lamps still flickered in the forgotten corners of the city, where the past refused to be erased.

For Jonas, the task was more than duty; it was a ritual. Each flame he lit was a barrier against something unseen, something lurking in the deep shadows that stretched across York’s ancient stones. He never spoke of it, never warned the townsfolk. They did not need to know. They only needed to stay in the light.

One evening, as autumn winds howled through the Shambles, Jonas noticed something odd. The lamps, which usually burned steadily, flickered unnaturally. Their flames wavered, dimmed, as if something unseen was trying to s***f them out.

Jonas tightened his grip on his pole and moved faster. He reached the next lamp and struck the flame to life, but for the first time in decades, a chill ran through him. The shadows at his feet twisted, curling away from the light like living things.

Something was coming.
As Jonas turned onto Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma Gate, a figure stepped out of the fog. He was a man, tall and thin, dressed in an old-fashioned coat. His face was pale, his smile too sharp.

“Good evening,” the man said, his voice smooth as oil. “Still tending the lamps, I see.”

Jonas paused. He knew everyone in York, but he had never seen this man before. And yet, something about him felt familiar.

“That I am,” Jonas replied carefully. “And you are?”

The stranger chuckled. “Just a traveler. Passing through, as it were.” His gaze drifted to the nearest lamp, where the flame shuddered. “Funny, isn’t it? How the dark always finds a way back.”

Jonas felt a cold weight settle in his chest. “Not if I have anything to say about it.”

The man tilted his head. “Oh, but you’ve held it back for so long, old friend. Don’t you ever wonder what happens if you stop?”

Jonas said nothing. He simply turned and walked away, moving to the next lamp, relighting the next flame. But he could feel the stranger watching him, the weight of his gaze pressing against his back.

And as Jonas worked through the city that night, the shadows stretched longer than ever before.

Long ago, before Jonas had taken up the pole and flame, there had been another Lamplighter. His name was Elias Crowe, and he, too, had walked the streets of York, tending the lamps, keeping the darkness at bay.

Jonas had been a boy when Elias vanished. One evening, the lamps had gone unlit, and when people searched for him, all they found was his coat and hat, left neatly by the river’s edge. Some said he had grown old and wandered away. Others whispered that the darkness had finally taken him.

But Jonas had always known better. He had seen the shapes in the shadows, the way they reached for Elias in his final nights. And when no one else dared, Jonas had picked up Elias’s pole and continued his work.

Because he understood something that no one else did: the lamps were not just for light. They were a barrier. A wall against something ancient, something hungry.

And now, after all these years, it was coming for him.
It began with the wind. A howling, unnatural gale that whipped through the city, rattling windows and s***fing out candles. The lamps flickered violently, their flames struggling against the sudden onslaught.

Jonas moved as fast as he could, relighting each one, but for every lamp he kindled, another went out. The shadows moved like living things, swirling, stretching, whispering.

And then he saw him—the stranger from before, standing at the edge of the Minster’s great square. His smile was wider now, his eyes darker.

“It’s time, Jonas,” the man said softly. “You’ve fought long enough.”

Jonas gritted his teeth. “I will not let the darkness take this city.”

The stranger sighed. “It was never your fight to win. You are but a man. The dark is eternal.”

And then, with a flick of his hand, every lamp in York went out.

The city was plunged into blackness.
Jonas stood alone in the darkness. The air was thick, suffocating, filled with whispers that slithered through the streets. He could feel them—things with no shape, no form, but endless hunger.
But he was not afraid.

Reaching into his coat, he pulled out a single match. The last one. He struck it, and in that tiny flame, he saw every night he had walked these streets, every moment he had kept the darkness at bay.

And then, he touched the flame to the wick of his pole.
The fire roared to life, blinding and golden, not just a flicker but a blaze. The shadows shrieked and recoiled, twisting away, fleeing into the cracks of the city. The stranger’s grin faltered, his form flickering like a dying candle.

Jonas took a step forward, driving the fire into the night. “You do not belong here,” he said.

The stranger hissed, his form unraveling. “You cannot do this forever.”

Jonas thrust the flame forward, and with a final, wordless scream, the darkness shattered. The lamps flared back to life, one by one, pushing away the night. And when the last flame was rekindled, the stranger was gone.

When the morning sun rose over York, the city was as it had always been. People went about their lives, unaware of the battle that had raged in the dark.

Jonas stood on the city wall, watching the dawn. His hands trembled, his breath came in ragged gasps, but he had won.
For now.
He turned, walking back into the city, his pole in hand.

There would always be another night. Another shadow waiting to creep in.

But as long as he walked the streets, as long as he lit the lamps, the darkness would never win.

For he was the Lamplighter of York. And he would never stop.

( I write these fictional short tales in an attempt to create curiosity and encourage travel. I hope you enjoy it )

https://www.seymourtravels.co.uk/2026tours-1

Looking up at the great banks and ditches of Maiden Castle, I feel a deep sense of awe. The sheer scale of the earthwork...
10/02/2025

Looking up at the great banks and ditches of Maiden Castle, I feel a deep sense of awe. The sheer scale of the earthworks, the vastness of the hillfort’s defenses—it’s hard to imagine the effort it must have taken to build. This was once one of the most formidable strongholds in ancient Britain, a place of power and security for the people who lived within its walls. I think about them now: farmers tending their fields on the gentle slopes beyond the ramparts, warriors standing watch against unseen threats, children running along the earthen banks, oblivious to the dangers that lay beyond. Who were their enemies? How did they fight? Did they ever feel truly safe?

But today, my job is much more practical. Before we begin our archaeological excavation of a section of the northern earthworks, my colleagues and I have a different task: searching the grass for horned newts.

As a protected species, these tiny amphibians must be carefully relocated before we disturb the ground. It’s a slow, painstaking process, one that requires patience and a careful eye. The newts blend perfectly into their environment, their brown-speckled bodies camouflaged against the damp earth. With gloved hands, we gently lift each one we find and place it into a secure container, ready to be transported to a safer location.

It’s quiet work, and as I comb through the grass, my mind drifts back to the past.

I imagine what this place must have looked like two thousand years ago. The air thick with the scent of wood smoke, the sounds of livestock and people calling to one another in a language now lost to time. The inhabitants of Maiden Castle were farmers, yes, but they were also warriors. The multi-layered ditches and ramparts weren’t built for decoration; they were designed to keep enemies out.

Who were those enemies? The Romans, perhaps, in the final days of the hillfort’s occupation. Or rival tribes, seeking to claim this strategic position for themselves. I picture a band of warriors, their faces painted, standing atop the ramparts with spears in hand, scanning the horizon for movement.

A sudden rustle in the grass pulls me back to the present. I crouch down, parting the blades carefully, and spot another horned newt. It’s small, no longer than my finger, and as I scoop it up, I marvel at its tiny, clawed feet and the delicate curve of its ridged back.

“These little guys have been here longer than we have,” says Tom, one of my colleagues, as he carefully transfers another newt into a holding box. “Makes you wonder what they’ve seen.”

I nod, smiling at the thought. The horned newts have been a part of this landscape for millennia, their quiet existence unfolding alongside the great battles and daily struggles of the people who once called Maiden Castle home.

By midday, we’ve gathered a significant number of newts and transported them to a safer area, beyond the boundaries of our dig site. The sun is high now, casting long shadows over the ridges of the hillfort. As we prepare to break ground, I take a moment to stand at the edge of the excavation site, looking down at the layers of earth we’re about to disturb.

Somewhere beneath us, hidden within the soil, are the remnants of history—pottery shards, animal bones, the ghostly outlines of ancient dwellings. We might even find human remains, the long-buried evidence of lives lived and lost in this place.

As the first shovel bites into the earth, a strange feeling washes over me. It’s as if the hill itself is watching, waiting to reveal its secrets. The past and present feel intertwined here, bound together by the land and the stories it holds.

And perhaps, just as we carefully relocate the horned newts to ensure their survival, we too are caretakers of something much larger—the memory of those who came before us, the echoes of their existence waiting to be uncovered, one layer of soil at a time.

( I write these short fictional pieces to encourage your imagination and perhaps your travel instincts )

https://www.seymourtravels.co.uk/2026tours-1

There is famine in the land.I returned from Waterloo expecting a hero’s welcome, but London is no longer the city I left...
09/02/2025

There is famine in the land.

I returned from Waterloo expecting a hero’s welcome, but London is no longer the city I left behind. The streets are filled not with revelry, but with ragged beggars clutching at empty bellies. The markets are barren, and the smell of rotting refuse lingers in the alleys. Victory has brought no comfort, only hunger.

I have seen suffering before. I marched through the fields of Belgium, where broken bodies lay as thick as autumn leaves. I fought in the mud, the blood, the cannon-smoke. And when it was over, when the last French soldier had fled and the drums of war had silenced, I thought we had won something. But war takes as much as it gives, and when I stepped off the ship in London, I found a city brought low not by battle but by starvation.

The markets are empty. The Thames, once the great artery of commerce, carries only misery. The ships that dock bring not grain but news of further hardship. The blockade that strangled Napoleon now tightens around our own necks, and the bad harvests have turned the countryside into a wasteland.

I hear that some of my friends from the Irish regiments and the yeomanry from Devon are thinking about sailing to the Americas. In fact, many are thinking the same thoughts. They whisper in the taverns of Liverpool and Bristol, making quiet inquiries about ships bound for Canada, for the Carolinas, for any land where a man might carve a living from the earth. The war is over, but for men like us, the battle for survival has just begun.

I walk the streets of London in my uniform, though it earns me no favor. The sight of a redcoat once stirred pride, but now it is only a reminder of what has been lost.

Near St. Giles, I pass a woman hunched against the wall, clutching a swaddled infant. The child does not cry—it is too weak to make a sound. I drop a few coins into her lap, but I know it is not enough. It is never enough.

At the docks, I find familiar faces among the desperate throng. O’Reilly from the 95th Rifles, pacing the quay with a worried expression. Sergeant Graves, his broad shoulders slumped with the weight of decision.

“You thinking of going?” I ask him.

He nods, rubbing a hand over his stubbled chin. “No work here, no food. America’s got land, at least. I fought enough for this king—I’d rather break my back on a farm than beg in the streets.”

I understand. I cannot fault him for it. But something in me resists. I fought for England, bled for it. To leave now feels like surrender.

“Come with us,” Graves urges. “New start. No war, no hunger.”

I hesitate. Across the river, the spires of the city rise against the grey sky. This is my home. But home is a hollow word when there is no bread on the table.

The docks are alive with movement. Ships bound for the Americas fill their holds with men seeking a future they cannot find in England. I watch as Graves and O’Reilly board a brig set for Nova Scotia.

“This is the last call,” the ship’s captain bellows.

Graves clasps my shoulder. “You sure?”

I nod. “I’m staying.”

He studies me for a moment, then nods in return. “Good luck, old friend.”

The gangplank is drawn, and the ship drifts into the mist. I watch until it vanishes beyond the horizon.

I find work where I can—hauling cargo at the docks, sweeping floors in the taverns. It is meager pay, but enough to keep me from the gutter.

One evening, I hear of a bakery near Covent Garden that needs a pair of strong hands. The baker, a stout man named Carter, eyes me warily.

“Soldier, are you?”

“Was,” I reply.

He grunts. “Can you knead dough?”

“I can learn.”

He gives me a long look, then nods. “Be here at dawn.”

And so, I become a baker’s apprentice. The work is hard, but honest. My hands, once trained for musket and sword, grow accustomed to the weight of dough.

The famine lingers, but there are small victories. The harvest improves. Trade trickles back into the city.

One morning, as I set loaves upon the counter, a woman enters the shop. I know her face—it is the mother from St. Giles, the one I gave coins to on that bleak night.

She looks better now, her cheeks less gaunt, her child stronger in her arms. She meets my gaze and smiles.

“Thank you,” she says.

For the first time since Waterloo, I feel like I have truly won something.

( I write these short stories to provoke thought, curiosity and travel. I hope you’ve enjoyed it.)

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It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant!
29/01/2025

It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant!

The sun hung high over the French countryside, radiating a heat that seemed to shimmer off the asphalt. My rucksack, emb...
07/01/2025

The sun hung high over the French countryside, radiating a heat that seemed to shimmer off the asphalt. My rucksack, emblazoned with a bold Union flag, sagged heavily on my back as I adjusted its straps. Jamie, my travel companion and lifelong friend, glanced at the ‘AFRIQUE’ sign we’d made and shook his head with a wry grin.

“We’re going to need more than luck today,” he muttered, wiping sweat from his brow.

We had barely crossed into France, arriving in Le Havre by ferry, and were already discovering that hitchhiking through the country wasn’t as simple as sticking out your thumb. It had been hours since we’d taken up position at the intersection, our sign waving optimistically in the breeze. Cars zoomed past, drivers barely sparing us a glance.

“Must be the rucksacks,” Jamie mused, kicking at a stray pebble.

I knew what he meant. The Union flag wasn’t exactly a symbol of endearment for many French drivers, and it was beginning to feel like an invisible barrier between us and the open road. But we weren’t about to give up. We had a goal: Africa.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, a car slowed and pulled to the side of the road. A middle-aged man leaned out of the window, looking us over with curiosity.

“Afrique?” he asked, pointing to our sign.

We nodded eagerly, our spirits lifting. He gestured for us to hop in and told us he was headed toward Brittany. It wasn’t Africa, but it was a start.

The car ride was long and filled with awkward silences, punctuated by attempts at broken conversation. Neither of us spoke fluent French, and our driver’s English was equally limited. But we managed to bridge the gap with shared smiles and gestures.

As the kilometers rolled by, the scenery changed from the industrial outskirts of Le Havre to rolling green hills and quaint villages. We eventually reached the southwest coast near Quimper, where our driver invited us to meet his family.

It was an invitation we couldn’t refuse.

Over the next few days, we found ourselves immersed in the local culture. We helped harvest oysters and mussels from the bay, tasted fresh seafood straight from the ocean, and drank wine with new friends. Quimper, with its cobblestone streets and charming architecture, left a lasting impression on me.

“This is what travel is about,” Jamie said one evening as we sat on a rocky beach, watching the sun dip below the horizon.

I nodded. It was a transformative experience, and we were only just beginning.

Eventually, it was time to move on. We bid farewell to our newfound friends and resumed our journey south along the west coast of France.

Days passed in a blur of heat and dust. We hitched rides when we could, walked when we couldn’t, and made countless bowls of muesli by the roadside. Muesli had become our go-to meal — easy to prepare, filling, and light enough to carry.

One particularly scorching morning, we found ourselves seeking refuge beneath a cluster of tall cypress trees near a power plant. The steam plumes rising above the trees painted a surreal picture against the blue sky.

As we sat in the shade, contemplating our next move, a small white Renault van pulled up.

An elderly woman rolled down the window and beckoned us inside.

“She looks friendly enough,” Jamie whispered.

I shrugged, grateful for the lift, and we climbed in.

Jamie took the back seat, stretching out and promptly dozing off, while I sat up front with our host. The woman was chatty, her words tumbling out in rapid-fire French. I did my best to follow along, nodding occasionally, but it wasn’t long before my mind began to wander.

The heat, combined with the rhythmic hum of the road, lulled me into a semi-drowsy state. I must have been drifting off when I felt it — a hand on my knee.

Startled, I glanced down.

Her hand was definitely kneading my sweaty kneecap.

I turned to look at her, wide-eyed, and she offered me a smile that was meant to be seductive but came off more unsettling. The unmistakable scent of cheap cognac wafted toward me.

“She’s drunk,” I realized, my stomach tightening with unease.

I tried to shift away subtly, but the van was small, and there wasn’t much room to maneuver.

From the back, I heard Jamie snicker.

I shot him a glare in the rearview mirror, but he only grinned wider, clearly finding my discomfort hilarious.

The van began to weave across the road, and my anxiety spiked.

“She’s not looking at the road!” I hissed at Jamie.

He sat up, suddenly alert.

“Do you think she knows where she’s going?” he asked, peering out the window.

I glanced out as well and froze.

“Wait… isn’t that the same power plant we passed earlier?”

Jamie followed my gaze, and his expression mirrored my horror.

“We’ve been going in circles.”

The steam plumes we had admired earlier were unmistakable. We were back where we’d started, hours later and no closer to our destination.

When the van finally came to a stop, I didn’t wait for an invitation. I yanked open the door and jumped out, followed closely by Jamie.

The woman waved at us, still smiling drunkenly. She seemed completely oblivious to our dismay.

“Merci,” Jamie called out, giving her a polite wave as we hurried away.

Once we were a safe distance from the van, we collapsed onto a patch of grass by the roadside.

“Well, that was an experience,” Jamie said, shaking his head.

I pulled out our trusty bag of muesli and poured some into a bowl.

“Nothing like a little muesli to calm the nerves,” I said, handing Jamie a spoon.

As we ate in silence, the absurdity of the situation began to sink in. We’d hitched a ride with a drunken woman who drove us in circles for hours.

Jamie chuckled first, and soon we were both laughing uncontrollably, tears streaming down our faces.

“Only us,” I managed to say between gasps.

Refreshed by our meal and laughter, we picked ourselves up and resumed our journey.

The road stretched out before us, winding through vineyards, sunflower fields, and sleepy villages. We encountered more characters along the way — some kind, some quirky, and a few downright odd.

There was the eccentric artist who painted portraits of travelers in exchange for stories, the farmer who let us camp in his field in return for helping with the harvest, and the young couple who shared their wine and tales of love under the stars.

Each encounter added a new layer to our adventure, shaping our understanding of the world and ourselves.

By the time we reached the Spanish border, our spirits were high.

“What have we learned so far?” Jamie asked one evening as we sat by a campfire, watching the flames dance.

I thought for a moment.

“That people are complicated. Kind and generous, but also flawed. And that life is unpredictable.”

Jamie nodded, tossing a twig into the fire.

“And that muesli is the true fuel of adventure.”

We both laughed, raising our bowls in a mock toast.

The road to Africa stretched out ahead of us, uncertain and full of possibilities. But we were ready for whatever came our way — armed with nothing but our rucksacks, a sign, and a never-ending supply of muesli.

Because, as we’d learned, the journey itself was the real adventure.

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