Bembridge Houseboats

06/07/2024

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Thank you for staying with us and sharing your experience 🙏🏻x

06/07/2024

07/06/2024

16/05/2024

Bring your bikes!

08/04/2024

04/04/2024

Good morning, unlike the weather our display is bright and fresh. We have more dover sole and the large gilthead bream arriving soon, lots of fresh crevettes, plenty of of crab and lobster, some super mackerel fillets, fresh squid and Scottish cod and all the usual suspects.
Open until 3pm.

19/02/2024

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Bembridge Houseboats 🤩

25/01/2024

Now the nights not over when the taxi picks u up! Nice one Dan 😂

Testing testing!

Right, now I'm in charge of the Bembridge Taxis social media, its time to have some fun!

The general idea is to offer people a bit of a discount on the meter rate on my Friday night shifts, in return for letting me roll the camera for the duration of the ride, and if you agree to let me use the content for that days Facebook story / reel, then you'll get a bit more off. (Nothing will be permenant record, everything will be automatically deleted after 24 hours.)

If you''re really good, (and I'm feeling extra generous) you could get up to 40% off your fare! (That means I earn nothing, you'll have to be good to get that!)

We can run a few different themes and you are free to pick which one before we start the ride, depending on your mood. (You can also opt out completely, if you don't want to participate.)

Here's some initial ideas for the 'Ride Menu':

*The Stand Up*
We take it in turns to make each other laugh as much as possible, using any means necessary. (Keep your clothes on though, please.)

*The Philosopher*
We ask each other deeply philosophical questions about the meaning of life, God, the universe and which one is Ant and which one is Dec.

*The Voice - Mobile Edition*
For the budding singers! Come and sing along to your favourite track, if you want I'll give you some feedback (you can chose your level of brutality). If I know the words, maybe I'll even join in!

Alternatively, for a tip, I'll sing instead of you and you can rate me (the tip better be proportional to how brutal you are. 🤣)

*The Roast*
We spend the entire journey being as insulting as possible to each other.

*The Soapbox*
Get up on your soapbox and have a rant about something. I may challenge you. It may get heated. I have boxing gloves in the boot.

*Dragons Den*
Come and pitch your business! Tell us what you do, and why we should all come and patronise your establishment.

*The Silent Treatment*
We say nothing, I just keep looking at you in the rear view mirror being all creepy.

Hopefully we've got some good sports in the area, I look forward to sharing some amusing clips soon!

Dan

05/01/2024

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Bembridge Houseboat “Islay”

11/11/2023

Winter getaway? Www.bembridgehouseboats.com

12/10/2023

Not a bad view from our houseboat deck…
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10/10/2023

Just a short stroll from Houseboats Islay and Eleuthera is the Best Dressed Crab Restaurant in Bembridge Harbour. Love this aeriel shot by 📷

07/10/2023

A Caribbean beach just a walk from Bembridge harbour? The gorgeous Priory Bay, photo credit 📷John Cooper👏🏻

05/10/2023

Captured by 📷 👏🏻
A bembridge portrait.
I stopped in at today and spotted an amazing painting being framed of this very place. Creatives just love it, and so do we. ❤️

01/10/2023

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29/09/2023

09/09/2023

Not too late to grab a sunny weekend away on the water…

06/09/2023

Another amazing photo from Jamie Russell 🙌🏼

03/09/2023

Not many takers for the fort walk this year…