Scottish people, we take our whisky seriously! 🏴🥃
#whisky #scotland #scottishcomedy #guns #standupcomedy
A wee snippet from my Edinburgh show all about whisky 🥃 tickets are available via the link in my bio 🎟️ the show is on everyday until the 25th of August @scotcomfest #danieldownie #whisky #drams
With the lovely weather we’ve been having in Scotland this weekend here’s a wee bit about how my granny used to spend the hottest day of the year! 😎🏴
The Redcoats, Heroes or Villains?
The refurbishment of Edinburgh Castle’s ‘Red Coat Cafe’ has caused some controversy and highlighted some old popular divisions in Scotland, were the Scots victims of imperialism or enthusiastic Empire Builders? The most Scottish thing is we’ll certainly keep arguing about it for another 300 years 👍🏻🏴🇬🇧
It’s St Andrew’s day today! 🥳🏴🏴 But aside from Buckfast tonic wine St Andrew’s day is probably the most Scottish thing in Scotland that isn’t actually Scottish! So why is St Andrew our patron saint? And why do we not celebrate St Andrew’s day as vehemently as the Irish celebrate St Patrick? #StAndrewsDay
With Scotland playing Norway on Sunday I thought I’d do a wee video about another time we faced Norway, the 1263 Battle of Largs, that day we sent the Norwegians homeward ‘tae negotiate a reasonable price by which we could win back the Western Isles!’ 🏴 🇳🇴 #Vikings
Since its halloween here’s a wee video about the most infamous Witch Trials in Scottish history, the North Berwick Witch Trials of 1590
Do you know who Susan Boyle is? #danieldownie #standupcomedy #scottishcomedy #susanboyle
The Loch Ness ‘Monster’ 🏴😂🐍
Wee bit of crowd work about Edinburgh Castle with David the Swiss Banker!
Wee bit of crowd work about Edinburgh Castle with David the Swiss Banker!
🚨BREAKING NEWS Hector Ballengiech to run for First Minister of Scotland
🚨BREAKING NEWS the Scottish Leadership campaign has been blown wide open with MSP for ‘everything up the road’ Hector Ballengiech announcing his decision to run, Hector is promising to introduce ‘Baby Making Boxes’ to Scotland, is hoping for a Runrig reunion, and aims to tackle climate change in Scotland vowing to stop 34 degree days in summer by promising to ‘Make Scotland Grey Again’ 🏴 #votehector
🚨BREAKING NEWS the Scottish Leadership campaign has been blown wide open with MSP for ‘everything up the road’ Hector Ballengiech announcing his decision to run. Hector is promising to introduce ‘Baby Making Boxes’, is hoping for a Runrig reunion, and will tackle climate change by promising to ‘Make Scotland Grey Again’ 🏴 #votehector #futurefirstminister
Happy Burns Night! 🏴 This is my reimagining of a Burns classic ‘A Man’s a Man For a’ That’ it’s dedicated to every Tory MP, every cabinet member, oor PM, and every democracy denier in Westminster and Holyrood celebrating Burns Night this evening, Slàinte Mhath! 🥃 #BurnsNight2023
#23 As the Confederate Lords bore down on Edinburgh Mary and Bothwell were forced to flee the city - they had to leave the city as an army of arseholes came marching towards them, they were like Edinburgh residents preparing for the Fringe…🤔
#22 Bothwell abducted Mary then presented her with the ‘Ainslie Bond’ showing the support of the nobles for their marriage, ‘we’re getting married because these powerful men say we should’ - which will likely be the next law they introduce in the states where they banned abortions 🤔
You can buy tickets for my Edinburgh Fringe show about Mary here 🎟👉🏻 https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/daniel-downie-there-s-something-about-mary
#21 Most folk suspected Bothwell of being behind the Darnley murder and Mary’s continued coalition with this unscrupulous, slimy character meant that her public image took a nosedive, she was like Nick Clegg 🤷🏻♂️
#20 On the 10th of February 1567 Darnley is killed in Scottish history’s biggest ‘whodunnit’ the Scottish Gunpowder Plot
Mary offered a reward for any information that led to catching the culprits, this was back in the days when the royal family would use money to try and catch culprits as opposed to to covering them up 🤷🏻♂️
#19 Despite leading the conspirators up the private staircase into the queen’s bedchamber, his dagger being used as the murder weapon and his signature being on a bond stating his intention to murder Rizzio, Darnley still claimed he had nothing to do with the Rizzio conspiracy, he was only at Holyrood for a ‘workplace event’ and we’d have to await the outcome of an inquiry to determine the extent of his involvement 🤔
#18 the Baptism of Prince James at Stirling Castle in December 1566 was a three day extravaganza the likes of which had never been seen before in Scotland, there were three days of constant masques, banquets and parties, it was like 10 Downing Street during a Lockdown!