The Ghost Tour of Guildford

Name: The Ghost Tour of Guildford
Address: Outside Holy Trinity Church, High Street, Guildford, GU1, GB
Telephone: +441483506232
Price range: $
Rating: 4.8

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A page for people who support or have enjoyed one of the weirdest nights out Guildford can give.
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31/10/2024

Over 100 people came for the spooky tonight!!!
Thanks to Kylynn Clare for taking this image of me conducting the choir.

31/10/2024

Yes, OF COURSE it's running tonight. And tomorrow night. Just turn up for 8pm!

21/10/2024

Much fun tonight with 2nd Guildford Scouts. Hugely enjoyable tour with a lovely group and a great deal of silliness ensued. Thanks to Jack from the Troop for forwarding the images.

04/10/2024

Just in case anyone doesn't know, there's no Ghost Tour tonight. However, after tonight it's running every Friday until the end of November (and October 31st). Still one or two dates left around Hallowe'en for private group bookings, but not many.

27/09/2024

No one came last week... it's not running next week...
But TONIGHT? Oh yes. Yes, TONIGHT (Friday 27th September) THE GHOST TOUR OF GUILDFORD is running. If you turn up outside Holy Trinity Church for an 8pm start you'll see it is.
And it's not going to rain either, so you can't use that excuse.

16/08/2024

Just a reminder - late in the day - there is no tour tonight. Next Friday, though. If you turn up tonight you're a silly person.

18/07/2024

Just an advance warning that the tour is supposed to be running tomorrow night, but I tested positive for COVID this morning. I'll turn up tomorrow, in a mask, and hope that no one comes!
The tour is not running next week due to a prior engagement.

11/07/2024

Again, there's no Ghost Tour this Friday, 12th July. Working elsewhere. Back next Friday, 19th July.

02/07/2024

The Ghost Tour is running as usual this week but... have you seen???
Three different shows at Guildford Fringe, all involving me and people who have covered for me or helped out with past Hallowe'en tours. Starting this Saturday. Please come and support us! Sales are... um... not great and there's a lot of work gone into them. If you like the silliness of the Ghost Tour, you should love THE LUCKY AND DUCKY SHOW, or ZOMBIE CHICKEN for families. BETHNAL GREEN is much harder-hitting.
https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/the-lucky-and-ducky-show/
https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/zombie-chicken/
https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/bethnal-green/

27/06/2024

Just a reminder there is no Ghost Tour this Friday night, 28th June. The next one is Friday 5th July.

20/06/2024

Just in case anyone is wondering, the Guildford Shakespeare Company production of Romeo & Juliet does not affect The Ghost Tour Of Guildford. For it's duration I'll be taking a different route, missing out one story but adding another - generally, we won't clash. The tour IS running tomorrow, 21st June, at 8pm outside Holy Trinity Church as normal.
HOWEVER - it's NOT running on June 28th due to me doing a few performances down in Devon.

07/06/2024

It's a quiet old year on Ye Ghost Tour Of Guldeforde and I wonder what I can do to get more people along. Free fighting? Flaming dog poo walking? Verbal abuse? Open to all ideas that don't lead to prosecution.
Anyway, it's on tonight at 8pm outside Holy Trinity Church as usual. If no one's there I'll go home and smash up biscuits.

02/05/2024

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?
To be honest, I'm not interested. Not unless it was in Guildford.
After a week off, The Ghost Tour of Guildford is back tonight, Friday 3rd May at 8pm outside Holy Trinity Church at the top of the High Street. It's been a veeeeery quiet year so far in spite of taking out a Facebook ad so, if you've been constantly putting it off - stop it!

23/04/2024

Just a reminder there is no Ghost Tour running this Friday 26th April. Next night out is Friday 3rd May.

05/04/2024

It's usually some way into the season before I start getting no one turning up, but tonight it happened. Only week two of the year and no tour. I don't think the rain starting helped. I had a gentleman phone me up who said he was coming with a group of people and, at 8:05pm, no one was there so I walked home. At 8:25pm (now home, prop bag out of the way and changed back into my normal clothes) I get a call saying they've been delayed and will be there soon. Thankfully, he's amenable to bringing them all next week. It was only when I was nearly home I remembered that friends were having a meal nearby (which I had to turn down) and - if I'd brought any money with me - I could have gone to join them. Thus tonight is a bit of a rubbish one and I think it's time for a spirit that has some 'proof'. Ahem.

29/03/2024

TONIGHT!
First public Ghost Tour of 2024 at 8pm.
Oh yes, I'm definitely ready.

25/03/2024

Oh God, no!!! Don't let it be true!!!
It is.
It's back. The 2024 season begins this Friday (29th March), 8pm, outside Holy Trinity Church at the top of the High Street.
No need to book. £10 adults, £5 U16s, £1.38 corpses.
www.ghosttourofguildford.co.uk

07/12/2023

Not only was tonight the last Ghost Tour of 2023 (a private booking for Bookham Explorer Scouts, and a huge amount of fun for me) but one of tonight's group (and I love the fact it could be anyone) was my 25,000th customer.
That's the amount of people in the photo below who've heard my rubbish since 2001.
Back on Good Friday 2024 if we're all still here!

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Outside Holy Trinity Church, High Street
Guildford
GU1

Opening Hours

8pm - 9:45pm

Telephone

+441483506232

Website

http://www.ghosttourofguildford.co.uk/

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The Ghost Tour is running as usual this week but... have you seen??? Three different shows at Guildford Fringe, all involving me and people who have covered for me or helped out with past Hallowe'en tours. Starting this Saturday. Please come and support us! Sales are... um... not great and there's a lot of work gone into them. If you like the silliness of the Ghost Tour, you should love THE LUCKY AND DUCKY SHOW, or ZOMBIE CHICKEN for families. BETHNAL GREEN is much harder-hitting. https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/the-lucky-and-ducky-show/ https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/zombie-chicken/ https://guildfordfringefestival.com/events/bethnal-green/

Oh God, no!!! Don't let it be true!!! It is. It's back. The 2024 season begins this Friday (29th March), 8pm, outside Holy Trinity Church at the top of the High Street. No need to book. £10 adults, £5 U16s, £1.38 corpses. www.ghosttourofguildford.co.uk

Just another reminder that the Ghost Tour is running tomorrow night and that THIS is on Saturday night. Gretel has a message for you.

The Ghost Tour IS running this Friday, 1st July. The following night I am involved with something very silly at The Star in Quarry Street. If you enjoyed the pointless bits of The Ghost Tour, you'll enjoy this. Tickets can be booked here: https://guildfordfringefestival.com/.../grimms-sweary-tales/

THAT'S SURREY TV - 19th July 2019

I did a 'thing' for That's Surrey TV (that's the channel just showing local news every half hour on Channel 7 of your TV) last month. Here is that 'thing'.

A complaint from disgusted of Shamley Green

The Ghost Tour is now closed until Good Friday 2018 except for private bookings. The final tour of the year last week was a fairly quiet and sedate affair but I had an experience with someone who REALLY DIDN'T know what they were coming to - and let me know it - for the second time in 16 years. At the start of the tour, a middle-aged woman and her mother were with the group, dressed like Russian oligarchs. In spite of the publicity material and already having listened to five minutes of my delivery when it came to collect the money with my usual insults she snapped back "I BEG your PARDON?" I thought no one could really be that dim, so I burped back at her which got a disgusted "OH!" as they crossed the street. They stayed for 25 minutes, the woman only looking at the floor or looking away into the distance - anything except engage with me. They left before we reached the Guildhall and the mood of the group shot up afterwards. I was going to let it go, but I had this answerphone message this morning which I think is excellent publicity. Do enjoy it.

THE GHOST TOUR OF GUILDFORD - HALLOWE'EN 2012

Videos from the Hallowe'en Ghost Tour. High-pitched giggles courtesy of your guide. If you want to fast forward to the amazing rendition of THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT, it's about 40 seconds from the end.

The unmitigated EVIL of letting your actors surprise you...

Some people have a lot of answering to do... During the first Hallowe'en Ghost Tour of Guildford, 26th October 2012...

Ghost Tour (Hallowe'en 2003) - Guildford Odeon & RGS

Happy Christmas from the Ghost Tour. From way back in 2003, here's some more things I don't do on the tour anymore. The stories of the old Guildford Odeon and the Royal Grammar School.