
01/04/2025
🗺️ Spirit Journeys Worldwide Launches New “Time Travel Holidays” – Book Your Trip to the Past Today!
🚨 Press Release – 1 April 2025 🚨
*Ever dreamed of sipping margaritas in ancient Rome? Watching the pyramids being built from a poolside cabana? Or finally figuring out what happened to Amelia Earhart—in person?
Well, dream no more. Spirit Journeys is proud to announce the world’s first-ever fully immersive Time Travel Holidays.
Thanks to a top-secret partnership with NASA, CERN, and two guys named Gary and Paul from Inverness, we’ve cracked the code and are offering limited-time trips to the past.
🕰️ Available packages include:
“Toga & Tan” Rome Getaway (AD 64) – Enjoy authentic Roman spa treatments (warning: may include lions).
“Pharaoh’s Fantasy” Nile Cruise (2580 BC) – All-inclusive except water.
“Highland Fling 1746” – Attend the Jacobite uprising in a luxury tartan kilt with private bagpipe concierge.
✈️ Flights depart daily at 8:08 (and 10:10, and 12:12… depending on timeline sync).
🧳 Luggage limit: 15kg + emotional baggage.
🎟️ Book now and get a free “Return to the Future” voucher – because getting stuck in the 1800s without Wi-Fi is no joke.
💼 Disclaimer: Not responsible for paradoxes, accidental marriages to ancestors, or spontaneous moustache growth.
✨"We’re officially taking you back in time – no DeLorean required. Time Travel Holidays now available at Spirit Journeys. Limited spaces (and timelines) available.
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