09/01/2025
After an email saying, [We know we're getting married in a castle with 150 guests, a fog machine , and a live llama for photos but]...
"Can you do it cheaper?"
🧐
I once heard a story about Picasso sitting in a cafe in Paris when a man came over and asked for his autograph. Picasso picked up a napkin and duly obliged, but as he handed it over he said,
"That will be 10,000 Francs"
"10,000 Francs!???" said the man. "But it only took you 10 seconds!!"
"No" said Picasso "It took me 40 years"
Here's my tuppence worth...
What Starbucks really sells: Not coffee. Rituals.
What Airbnb really sells: Not homes. Experiences.
What Spotify really sells: Not music. Moods.
What Coca-Cola really sells: Not soda. Nostalgia.
What IKEA really sells: Not furniture. Possibilities.
And what do I sell?
Not just a ceremony.
Instead I sell a moment in time, one that feels effortless for you but is crafted with care and intention. It’s not just about reading words from a book — it’s about creating a space where everyone feels present, connected, and part of something extraordinary.
And I bring much much more than just a script. I bring years of training, continuous learning, countless hours of reading, workshops, research, travelling around Scotland looking for the best ceremony spots, always trying to bring more value and a deeper experience and a deep commitment to perfecting my craft.
I bring zen when your nerves take over, fun when the moment calls for it, banter when your guests feel like haggling, and calm when emotions run high. I’m there to hold the space, to guide you and everyone there through the experience —grounded, relaxed, and ready to handle anything that comes my way.
It’s about weaving your story into something timeless, blending fun, warmth, and a touch of Scottish tradition to create something meaningful. Whether it’s incorporating ancient rituals or finding the perfect words to share your journey, I craft a ceremony that feels uniquely yours.
It’s also about the details most people don’t even notice —reading the energy of the room, adjusting the tone as we go, or stepping in to save the moment when something doesn’t go as planned. It’s about being flexible, responsive, and fully present.
In other words, your ceremony sets the tone for your entire day, making sure your guests are relaxed, engaged, and ready to celebrate one of the most important moments of your life.
What I sell isn’t a product or a quick service. It’s a feeling. A moment. A memory you’ll carry with you forever ❤️