Obi's Adventures

04/12/2023

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18/10/2023

Obi mini pupdate......
Well ahm just in fae mah walk the day, and it's proper baltic oot there ! Narnia's no got a look in! Even needed mah jaiket tae protect the auld danglies !
Met a couple o sheepdugs so ah chased them fir a bit, but hid tae gie in as their legs ur much longer than mah wee wans.
Ah wiz oot the other day n went in fir a dip, but when ah came oot n went back in the motor, ah got the shakes, so mah pawrents decided nae swimmin in the sea fir me til the spring. Pur pants man !
Altho ah ahm pure rocking mah trendy jaiket ! ;-)
Get yir jaikets oan oot there !
Protect your danglies
Obi oot !!!

15/09/2023

Obi Pupdate........
Awrite troops. No been.oan here much as i've had the lurgy, snotty nose n sneezin. Not even been fir mah daily dips!! "Whits that aboot?" So ah wiz oot fir a walk along the seashore the day an a could see mah dad wiz in a hurry and he rushed me back tae the motor.......we pull up an we get oot an then it hits me, the smell!! The smell o dug hair and fear :( , he'd taken me tae the groomers ffs!! Now Barry's a nice bloke and ah pure luv his dug Zed, a smokin hot wee alsation cross!, but ahm no too keen on thae clippery fings and they scissory things. He gave me sum chicken, so ah decided tae let him get oan wi it, and he telt mah dad that ah wiz a good, good boy today :) He even sprayed me wi dug aftershave so ahm pure smokin hot. Ah tried oot mah new look oan Zed, and she wiz interested, but ahm playing hard tae get fur noo. Anyhoo here's a pic o me this mornin and two fae after mah chop. Mah dad says ah smell great fir a change! Whit a cheek ! He's pure honkin sometimes an ah don't say nowt ! Ahm away tae p**s in his pocket.
Laters
Obi oot

22/06/2023

22/06/2023

20/06/2023

Been swimming .....A LOT recently. Love mah daily dips🏊‍♂️

26/05/2023

Me, oot in action...... Huv ye's ever seen a mair hansum dug?

29/04/2023

Obi Pupdate
Awrite troops, whit's occurin? Been oot fir big long walks🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ aw week, an mah maw👩🏼‍🦳 is pure chuffed ave started liftin mah leg🦵🏻 when ah go fur a pish as I used tae squat, n she didnae like it. But ontae mair important fings, ah clocked this wee burd🐯 in the park today, a Lhasapoo called 'Polly' ...... well she wiz proper fit, and I thot I fancy that wee bitch! So she started running aff n playing hard tae get but ah wiz efter her like a fly oan 💩. Eventually ah tired her oot n ah got a wee niff at her furry bits! She wiznae resistin or nuffin but that scent wiz mingin🤮🐟, so ah left it alone and moved oan tae better smelling fings! Mah dah👴🏻 took photaes o mah pusuit o the minger so he's posted a few snaps📷 so ye's aw can see she wiz easy oan the eyes👀, but defo not oan the nose👃🏼🤢.
Ahm also proper toilet trained noo which is another relief fur mah auld da👴🏻as he's the wan that hid tae clean up the pish puddles💦 n the doggie doo💩. I let the oldies👩🏼‍🦳👴🏻 know ahm requiring oot by whinin at the door, so ave got them well trained noo that they're catching oan!
Ah went fir mah daily dip the day, but no in the sea🏖, in a wee river that runs froo da park🗺 n it wiz pure tropical🌞 compared tae the sea, so ah asked masel "why dae the aulds👩🏼‍🦳👴🏻 no take me here every day" .....pair o bawbags!
Mah dah got me a new bone🦴 yesturday so ahm gonnie furgive him as it's proper tasty😋 (Unlike that wee burd) He also got me tripe ears👂🏻 n mah maw👩🏼‍🦳 wiznae chuffed😡, as apparantly they smell as bad as that wee 'Polly'🤣
Anyhoo ahm aff tae demolish that tasty bone. Shame, as ah wid hiv preferred tae demolish that wee Polly.
Laters peeps
Obi oot 🐾

23/01/2023

Obi's infrequent pupdate:
Awrite troops? Whit's happenin wi you guys. Been daeing loads o stuff recently, involving beaches🏖, pet shops🦴 n food shops🛍. Aw the visits wur fir me😁. So ah goat new threads🦺 as, like mah daddy👴🏻, mah belly has ootgrown mah rid coat. New wan kinda looks like a 'tactical' jaiket🦺, but thats mostly cos they got wan that i could "grow intae", which really means it's way too big🐳 oan me ! Ah also goat a new harness🧬, thats even goat a haundle oan it tae lift me up !, alang wi two clips fur mah leads. These grown ups👴🏻👩🏼‍🦳 ur tryin tae finish me aff by the way☠️. See the distance they clowns🤡 make me walk🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️, it's pure mental! Mah dah took me oot on Fursfay, alang the beach🏖 fur aboot two mile2️⃣, then the auld dear👩🏼‍🦳 comes in n says " Awww wee soul looks bored" I'll take him oot fir a walk🚶‍♀️!!! Bored...NAW, ya stupit wumman🙄, Ah wiz pure knackered😴!!! So then SHE takes me oot fur another bloody walk🚶‍♀️! Ah wiz pure ragin 😡 Oh n ah wiz walking aff the beach🏖 heading fir oor motor🚙, so ah stands at the boot end waiting tae get lifted in, and then mah maw👩🏼‍🦳 reminds me we didnae come in the motor🚙, un ah hiv tae walk🚶‍♀️ aw the way hame🏠!! Wiz pure gutted btw🤬.
Oh aye, ave decided ahm gaunae sleep in mah own bed🛏 fae noo oan as mah dah👴🏻 farted💩 the other night and ah nearly boaked🤢🤮!! I wiz like, nae chance matey, ah thought ah wiz stinkin😷, but you take the chocolate biscuit🍪 when it comes tae smelly! He wiz oot wi the camera📷 again,so there's mair photaes🪪 o me fir you tae go "ahhhhhhh" at! Mah dah says I look like a wee angel👼 in the pics, but in reality ahm a wee devil👹! WTF ! The cheek o him! Ah pure hansum🧔🏻‍♂️, so um ur, and everywan we meet when we r oot walking🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ says "oh he's gorgeous😍", " Awwww look at him, he's beautiful😍"......and mah dah finks he's pure hilarious n replies "...and what aboot the puppy!" Jaysus🙄, If he uses it again ahm seriously gonna bite👄 his baws⚽️⚽️. His patter's like waater 🫣. Right ahm aff fir a slash, catch yees later.
Obi oot🐾

20/01/2023

Obi's Infrequent Pupdate:
Awrite peeps, hows it gauin wi you guys👋🏻? Ave been puptastic, but wtf is gaun oan wi the weather🌧❄️🌂? Last week ah wiz gettin drooned every day☂️🌧 n this week mah wee baws are gettin frozen aff❄️ ! Ah stayed wi mah uncle John👨‍🦳 and aunt Mary👵 yesterday while mah dad👴🏻 was away at hydro🏊‍♂️ again, ah goat 3 walks🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ !! Ah mean ahm no a bloody greyhoon 🐕! Mah wee legs🦵🏻🦵🏻 goat aw wobbly again n when ah crashed😴, they woke me up n took me back tae mah dad👴🏻! Ave been doon tae the beach🏖 loads recently n loved aw the sand in mah paws🐾. Ah like chewin the seaweed🫛 but mah dah pure freaks oot😱 when ah dae that🤣 They keep tryin tae get me to go intae the water💧, Ur they pure mental🤪?, it's baltic🥶 in there n wi mah wee short legs, mah danglies⚽️⚽️ wid be dippin in. Nae chance matey😳, I aint gaun anywhere near the waater.
So noo ah can sit🪑, lie doon🛏, gie either paw🐾, jump, n fetch. Ahm still havin probs rememberin tae go ootside🏞 when ah need a pish, and that seems tae bother the aulds👴🏻👩🏼‍🦳 big style. Ah mean ahm only wee, it's no like ahm an alsatian🐕‍🦺 n flood the place🌊!
Mah dah tries tae take photaes📷 o me aw the time so I just dinnae staun still at aw n drive him radio rental🤪. Ave goat him lying in the sand tae get a pic noo, it's hilarious😂. Anyway he managed tae get me tae stay still long enough fir a few shots🐶🐕🦮so here they ur. Ahm gettin big noo an ah have fun mah bark, growls, moans, n funny noises tae annoy them wi.
If onybody hiz any questions❓️❓️❓️ they wanna ask me fire awa n i'll answer them in mah next pupdate.
Obi oot 🐾

08/01/2023

Obi's Infrequent Pupdate:
Afternoon bawbags👋🏻. Just felt ah hid tae come oan here n express mah dissatisfaction😡 at being dragged oot in the freezing cauld🥶 this efternoon. Last night🌃 ah wiz aw cuddly🥰 n gave them boaf kisses😘 n hugs. I mean mah dad👴🏻 even posted aboot how cuddly ah wiz, didn't he?🤔 Anyhoo, they gets up this mornin, gie me mah brekkie🦴, take me oot fir ma 'bizniss'💩 and then thr two o them lock🔒 me in mah crate, gie me treats🍬 n toys🥎, and BOLT➡️ tae the shops🏬 wiffoot ME!!! Ah mean WTF! Locked in mah cell wi naebody tae bite or bark at! So they appears back n tell me they needed shopping🛍🛍, and they also "popped" intae the PET🐕🐈🐇🐀 shop😲 Well that wiz it I wiz just aboot tae go full tonto😖, when ah noticed a humungus bag o puppy food🛍, a new shiny metal lead and a new extending lead! (Ahm no really wantin tae go intae details as to why these new purchases were required🤫, but suffice tae say mah teef ur awfy sharp!!) So they fed their faces👩🏼‍🦳👴🏻 n say "Right Obi, walkies🐕" n a dunno whit it is but when they say that ah go pure radio rental!🤪 So ah gets my jaiket oan🦺 an aff we aw trot🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️. Within aboot 30 seconds ah realise mah poor wee baws🏐🏐 wur in danger o freezin❄️ tae mah belly! Ah mean baltic🥶 disnae come close!! So as I wiz saying, last night ahm aw cuddles🥰, n the day ah get abandoned🚷 in mah cage n taken oot in artic conditions☃️ an a hurricane wind🌪! So oan that basis ahm gonna bite the 2 o them the night🌃 n expect some nice things the morra. As usual pics attached o me freezing mah baws aff! Mair pupdates tae follow when I can be arsed.😘
Anyhoo stay safe bawbags.
Obi oot ! 🐾