The Similation

The Similation We put together remote vacation packages throughout Jamaica, entirely based on your personal budget, interests and time frame - off the beaten path.

Junglebar and natural vibes anyone? Come check out  in   Cafe-bar, ital farm-to-table cookshop, permaculture farm       ...
06/02/2021

Junglebar and natural vibes anyone? Come check out in
Cafe-bar, ital farm-to-table cookshop, permaculture farm

SAVE THE DATESat. Feb 20th~2h Afrodance session with  in the jungle, ital farm-to-table dinner by , fresh drinks and vib...
03/02/2021

SAVE THE DATE
Sat. Feb 20th
~2h Afrodance session with in the jungle, ital farm-to-table dinner by , fresh drinks and vibes by
$3000 cover for the dance class and dinner.
RSVP by Thursday, Feb 18th
+18763545634 or

I wish you guys could get a smell of the garlic I just transplanted 🤩😋🤩😋🤩😋 the garlic chives/leaves will DEFINATELY be i...
24/01/2021

I wish you guys could get a smell of the garlic I just transplanted 🤩😋🤩😋🤩😋 the garlic chives/leaves will DEFINATELY be in today's lunch at .
It's my first experiment transplanting garlic, I hope I found a good space for them to grow tall over the next months 🤞🤞... but just look at those beautiful roots 😍🤩😇🤩

Loaded up on all natural soothing and healing soaps from the lovely  Link us for orders in Portland
12/01/2021

Loaded up on all natural soothing and healing soaps from the lovely
Link us for orders in Portland

Laughter, nature, good food, upful vibes and silly faces can only be ingredients for happiness and healingCome check  an...
12/01/2021

Laughter, nature, good food, upful vibes and silly faces can only be ingredients for happiness and healing
Come check and - it's a must stop in
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What do you think lies hidden beyond these stairs going into jungle heaven? Put  and  on your must-see to do list for   ...
04/01/2021

What do you think lies hidden beyond these stairs going into jungle heaven?
Put and on your must-see to do list for to find out and swipe to get a little preview of our oasis.

Stay hydrated and keep your heart clean in 2021 with your daily dose of fresh jelly water. Order wholesale jellys or bot...
04/01/2021

Stay hydrated and keep your heart clean in 2021 with your daily dose of fresh jelly water.
Order wholesale jellys or bottled up and freshly frozen from . Regular deliveries in Portland and special deliveries out of town. ......

I am constantly surrounded by fresh food, everwhere I look from the moment I wake up and look outside I see food produci...
14/12/2020

I am constantly surrounded by fresh food, everwhere I look from the moment I wake up and look outside I see food producing plants, neighbors and friends come by with produce or exchange goods. Food is life, it gives people joy. That also means we mostly eat seasonal which is an immense change in lifestyle. With this incredible quality and quantity of available ingredients just from our street and farms alone I don't want anything to go bad am an constantly trying to preserve as much as possible and am always experimenting new ways to make one ingredient into as many different dishes as possible.
I only freestyle cook, I am somehow incapable of following recipes or making the same dish look and taste exactly alike. Every fruit, veg, nut, leaf, seed etc. has its own characteristics, form, taste, sweetness. One coconut will never taste exactly like the next, two guavas from the same tree will have different consistencies and won't neccessarily share the same color and sweetness. Every piece of produce is an individual and that's how we have to treat our ingredients while preparing them.

---Farm to Table lunch in the jungle---Most of the ingredients om the plate come from our and our community's farms (in ...
26/11/2020

---Farm to Table lunch in the jungle---
Most of the ingredients om the plate come from our and our community's farms (in () below), some of them which I had harvested in the morning fresh.
● coconut rice (coconut, turmeric)
● cucumber salad (cucumber, sorrel bird pepper, lime, basil)
● callalloo summer rolls in tahini sauce (lemon, ginger, bird pepper)
Paired with fresh juices (guava, sorrel, june plum etc...) - das in the shot of rum for the vibes
Link us for an order, we are open on request
***amaica

Cute little harvest today
22/11/2020

Cute little harvest today

Even after 2,5 years of envisioning, creating, building, opening and running  we are still so in love with this place......
13/11/2020

Even after 2,5 years of envisioning, creating, building, opening and running we are still so in love with this place... it changes its apprearance and beauty daily due to nature's mood.

Nature is true powerThis year Jamaica was hit with extreme weather situations back to back affecting everyone: month lon...
13/11/2020

Nature is true power
This year Jamaica was hit with extreme weather situations back to back affecting everyone: month long droughts leading to bush fires followed by month long heavy rains and storms leading to landslides.
Every morning you wake up and breath remember that plants give you oxygen and everytime you eat fresh produce remember that nature fed you - so let's stop interfering with Mama Earth and let her do her thing so we can continue to live.
This is the view out my bedroom window and I cannot be more grateful to wake up every morning being reminded of nature's impact.

Who wants to sleep in this cosy cabin surrounded by nature? This is where you get your dose of motivation, inspiration, ...
29/10/2020

Who wants to sleep in this cosy cabin surrounded by nature? This is where you get your dose of motivation, inspiration, relaxation, meditation, stimulation for your senses.
Contact for info.

Get your variety of fresh juices by  at   Guava, sorrel, jelly, june plum, honey dew, beets, watermelon etc. $300 eachLi...
24/10/2020

Get your variety of fresh juices by at
Guava, sorrel, jelly, june plum, honey dew, beets, watermelon etc.
$300 each
Link us for some vitamins freshh off the farms.

In the past few weeks  has been more quiet, so we have been focusing on the farm and on fresh produce. So we started to ...
23/10/2020

In the past few weeks has been more quiet, so we have been focusing on the farm and on fresh produce. So we started to make and freeze a ton of fresh juices á $300 - Jelly ($200), Watermelon, Beetroot-Ginger, Guava combinations, Sorrel, june plum variations, Watermelon-beetroot... we do deliveries to Porty, $1200min. order.
The fruit comes either from our farm directly or from our farmers' coop in Treasure Beach. ..
--> Ask us what else we have in stock (coffee, cinnamon bark, bush tea, sorrel...)

This pretty much sums up what we do almost every day 😅 Fox came to do   at  in   and used  as his gym. If you ever feel ...
21/10/2020

This pretty much sums up what we do almost every day 😅
Fox came to do at in and used as his gym.
If you ever feel like going on a boot camp - we always need helping hands on the farm!

One of the coolest airbnbs in the hills of Port Antonio overlooking the Rio Grande Valley. Perfect place to quarantine o...
20/10/2020

One of the coolest airbnbs in the hills of Port Antonio overlooking the Rio Grande Valley. Perfect place to quarantine or remote work. 360° view and nature, food growing all around, great company and complete calmness.
Link for requests.

With winter around the corner in the northern hemisphere, more people working remotely or from home offices and short va...
30/09/2020

With winter around the corner in the northern hemisphere, more people working remotely or from home offices and short vacations being less accessible and affordable - how about a workation in the Caribbean during the winter?
Make the jungle your home and office, escape the cold and the madness - right here in Port Antonio, Jamaica.
We have Wifi and fresh hot and cold drinks at , provides ital vegan lunch, and the private guesthouse is right on the farm.
Come with your partner or a group of colleagues / friends.
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One of the most beautiful little get-away organic earthship style guesthouse in Portland. 360° view over the Rio Grande ...
05/09/2020

One of the most beautiful little get-away organic earthship style guesthouse in Portland. 360° view over the Rio Grande Valley, 30min away from downtown Port Antonio, organic farms around you, great company and host Sylvia Kamala Sciannimanica
Link us for details

Gesamte Unterkunft in Stony Hill, Jamaika. Mother Nature ist ein freistehendes rundes Steinhaus mit begrünter Dachterrasse. Das Haus verfügt über ein Kingsize-Bett, einem eigenem Badezimmer,...

I don't think the world needs more coca cola ads and publicity, but big ups to another talented Jamaican street artist. ...
03/09/2020

I don't think the world needs more coca cola ads and publicity, but big ups to another talented Jamaican street artist. Hand painted ads and murals are part of Jamaican uniqueness.

Congratulations to this beautiful  , she became a mommy last month! It is her first year bearing fruits 🎉🎊 For us farmer...
03/09/2020

Congratulations to this beautiful , she became a mommy last month! It is her first year bearing fruits 🎉🎊
For us farmers it is one of the most exciting things - to watch a tree you take care for for years reach maturity and bear fruits for the first time. We celebrate it and give thanks for more life (and food 🥑🥑), as plants are living organisms just as us humans.
By the way, who said money doesn't grow on trees?!
Link us for orders by

We are restocked at  with fruits from the west! Come for various melonjuices and watermelon daiquiriesLink us for ital l...
15/08/2020

We are restocked at with fruits from the west! Come for various melonjuices and watermelon daiquiries
Link us for ital lunch at , or get your fry-at-home frittaz and ready tomatosauce to take home!
Juices - $300 - $500
Tomato sauce - $500
Frottaz batter for 4 people - $500

Who recognizes everything from their trip to Portland and what's your favorite part? --Before I saw dem paint this up I ...
10/08/2020

Who recognizes everything from their trip to Portland and what's your favorite part?
--
Before I saw dem paint this up I said every parish / town should have a representing sign instead of a pepsi or lasco sponsored sign. Loving this.
--

JUNGLE HEALING Sat., 25th, at  Noon - 10pmFeel the junglevibes, come for yoga at noon and tpm, $1000 p.p., or a hike thr...
22/07/2020

JUNGLE HEALING
Sat., 25th, at
Noon - 10pm
Feel the junglevibes, come for yoga at noon and tpm, $1000 p.p., or a hike through the jungle and our farms, $2000, get fresh organic produce and natural products from and 's pop up stores, eat ital food and snacks and fresh juices and drinks by , listen to music all day by .munroe, , and our . Gilly is moving to Sweden next week so let's give him a farewell he deserves and it's my first earthstrong to celebrate in Jamaica the next day! So weekend at ISSA MUST!!!

Next weekend, July 25th  - JUNGLE HEALING, noon - 10pm - Porty issa must ! Put on yoga pants and hiking shoes, bring you...
18/07/2020

Next weekend, July 25th - JUNGLE HEALING, noon - 10pm - Porty issa must ! Put on yoga pants and hiking shoes, bring your shopping bags and fill it up with organic produce and natural products from our pop-up stores, come with thurst and hunger, we will fill your bellies.

Last month's  gave me vibes to start painting up our bar at . Check  online event - live music all day with artists from...
18/07/2020

Last month's gave me vibes to start painting up our bar at . Check online event - live music all day with artists from around the world, get your g***a, get creative to Jamaican vibes and win an ital lunch or dinner at our ital cookshop , valid until 4/20/21!
#420 #

Watch out for more details coming up this week for our Jungle Healing next Saturday, July 25th at ,noon - 10pm- two yoga...
15/07/2020

Watch out for more details coming up this week for our Jungle Healing next Saturday, July 25th at ,noon - 10pm
- two yoga classes
- two pop up stores ,
- two farm hikes with Jesse
- farmers market from the Bonny View Hill Cooperative
- ital food from
- music by local artists , .bmxandskatepark,
- Vinyl Sunday is back for likkle day vibe
- and we have to send off to Sweden with a proppa vibes!!
- all earthstrongers that weekend (including me hihi) get a special shot on the house!
--> bring your shopping bags, bring your jungle shoes, bring your vibes and dance social distance style ;)

SAVE THE DATEmore infos coming soonBut make sure to mark your calendar and BE IN PORT ANTONIO on Sat., July 25th! It is ...
11/07/2020

SAVE THE DATE
more infos coming soon
But make sure to mark your calendar and BE IN PORT ANTONIO on Sat., July 25th!
It is going to be a full day of music, drinsk, fresh produce, food, and reasons for CELEBRATIONS!
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Ital cookshopCaféBarOrganic farmGuesthouse -->  at  in  Link us for details!        ***amaica                           ...
20/06/2020

Ital cookshop
Café
Bar
Organic farm
Guesthouse --> at in
Link us for details!
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 is back open on request! Give us a call and let us know when you want to come by! We've got juices, coffee, beer and ru...
13/06/2020

is back open on request!
Give us a call and let us know when you want to come by! We've got juices, coffee, beer and rum!
The Moussa Pot will stay closed for a little while still, but we will have some snacks ready and fry-at-home frittaz, sauces...
NEW: we have juices to go now!
Come for a drink, jungle vibes, and an amazing view! See you soon!!

For coffee lovers: We get the Blue Mountain Coffee directly off of the James Dennis organic Farm in Section, 4000ft abov...
27/05/2020

For coffee lovers:

We get the Blue Mountain Coffee directly off of the James Dennis organic Farm in Section, 4000ft above sea level.

I fell in love with Section and its coffee on my very first trip to Jamaica and have bought coffee exclusively there. We make occasional trips up there just to buy coffee for our Café , it is absolutely worth it. So worth it that we want to share it with you.

They are a bit more pricy ($3000/lb), organic, hand-picked, hand-roasted, hand-grinded. Coffee is a labor of love.

Sometimes I sit with the farmers and learn how to roast the beans correctly, giving it a steer myself when they run out of their prepared bags. The smell and taste is unbelievable.

Let me know if anyone is interested, once I get enough orders we will make a coffee run.
Delivery in Portland and Kingston during our Bags A Freshness deliveries!

3 more bags left for our delivery to   tomorrow! Pm or whatsapp me now +4917659554904 for your order! $2500 incl. Delive...
14/05/2020

3 more bags left for our delivery to tomorrow! Pm or whatsapp me now +4917659554904 for your order!
$2500 incl. Delivery for first delivery!
Bags comes with:
Sweet potato
Irish
Plantain
Banana (not in the pic yet)
Cabbage
Coconut
Pumpkin
Tomato
Scotch bonnet
Cucumber
***amaica

Bless up everyoneWe are trying to extend our "Bags a Freshness" produce deliveries to Kingston, beginning next Friday.  ...
09/05/2020

Bless up everyone

We are trying to extend our "Bags a Freshness" produce deliveries to Kingston, beginning next Friday.
The bags are "one size", including ~15lb of fresh produce, a mix of ground food, veggies and fruits - whatever is available that week.
We cooperate with several farmers for the most variety and to support each other in these times.
The cost is $2500 per bag incl delivery for this test run in areas of Mona, Liguanea, Barbican, new Kingston, Constant Spring road.

Please let me know by Tuesday, May 13th, if you are interested in orders so I can put together a whatsapp group with infos.
Simi #: +4917659554904

Port Antonio price is $2000, delivery every Thursday.

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Put in order for our weekly "Bags a Freshness" today!Free delivery between Porty and Boston every Thursday afternoon.$20...
06/05/2020

Put in order for our weekly "Bags a Freshness" today!
Free delivery between Porty and Boston every Thursday afternoon.
$2000/bag, ~15lb of ground food, veggies and fruits.
We cooperate with various farmers to get variety and to support one another in these times.
This week comes with a variety of:
Tomatoes
Pumpkin
Scotch bonnet
I believe Pak Choi, Cucumber, orange
Sweet potato / irish
Cabbage
Plantain
***amaica

Life is always better with color, music and dance - before, during and after  . So put on music at home, get in your hap...
04/05/2020

Life is always better with color, music and dance - before, during and after . So put on music at home, get in your happy outfit and dance it off.

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Bonny View Hill
Port Antonio

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