31/12/2023
"I would say ‘Happy New Year,’ but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. So i can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person. But this New Year is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar. And Every New Year I have the same question: ‘How did I get home? So I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say, ‘I ordered this a year ago! 🍺🍺🍺😘😘😘
