20/01/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Let me take you on an unforgettable adventure I just had with my Silver Fox, a quintessential Luo gentleman. This past weekend, we left the chaotic embrace of Nairobi behind, ready to dive headfirst into the wild and wonderful beauty of Laikipia County at the charming Lalanasi LODGE. Buckle up because this is going to be fun!
Now, the drive itself was nothing short of enchanting. We hit the road on Thursday, I swear the city began to vanish in our rearview mirror, replaced by rolling hills, acacia trees, and, if Iâm not mistaken, a couple of cows who seemed to be auditioning for a new reality show! The fresh air that greeted us was invigoratingâlike that first sip of coffee on a Monday morning when you've hit snooze one too many times. Each twist and turn of the road felt like a plot twist in a movie, and the flowers popping up along the way seemed to wave hello. I could feel the excitement bubbling up as we got closer to our destination.
Upon our grand arrival at Lala Nasi Lodge, I was instantly smitten. Picture this: a hidden gem nestled on a lovely farmâwhere ranching and dairy animals run the show! We were welcomed by cheerful sheep and playful goats that seemed to be practicing their stand-up comedy routines. Trust me, nothing says relaxation like a sheep giving you a âwhatâs upâ look while munching on grass.
The lodge and our cozy Tentet Camp blended into nature so seamlessly that it felt like we were part of a painting. Each morning, we woke up to a symphony of nature: birds chirping their best hits, leaves rustling an appreciative applause, âGood morning, sunshine!â
Their meals are fresh and organically grown in the farm. We savored some incredibly fresh meals, all thanks to the lodge's organic vegetable garden. Everything came straight from their farmâeggs, milk, meat, and even porkâeach dish was so delicious! And get this: they also have a secret aromatic garden filled with various herbs that can help heal or prevent all kinds of ailments. It felt wonderful to know that our food was not only fresh but also good for our health!
Now, letâs get to the main eventâthe adventures! We kicked things off with zip-lining through the trees and the dam. Imagine this: there I was, an adult girl harnessed in, soaring high above the ground like I was auditioning for a superhero movie! The wind whipped past my face, and for those exhilarating moments, I genuinely felt like I could conquer the world. I mean, who needs to be grounded when you can fly, right?
After the buzz of adrenaline wore off, we traded in our superhero capes for paddles and went canoeing on the serene waters nearby. The farm has several dams. Each stroke of the paddle felt like a soft hug from Mother Nature. We saw colorful birds soaring above us and, lo and behold, a few cheeky geese who decided we were the newest members of their fan club. The calmness of the water was a perfect remedy to our Nairobi madnessâa little slice of tranquility!
Fishing was also on our agenda, and boy, did we try hard! We cast our lines like seasoned pros but, in classic fashion, ended up with nothing more than each otherâs great company. Well, I fished 2 small ones. Silver Fox got nothing. He is impatient. But who needs fish when you have stories and laughs flying around? We practically invented a new kind of fishing called âCatch and Release Your Dignity!â
The following day, we hopped onto quad bikes. Talk about exhilarating! It felt like we were racing through an action movieâan off-roading sequel nobody knew they needed. The bumps, the dust, the thrill! At some point, I did half a lap looking like a dust-covered rock star, but hey, itâs all part of the adventure, right?
Horse riding was next on our list. We trotted through the bush, the rhythmic sound of hooves was oddly soothing. It felt like we were in an old Western film, minus the gunslinging, of course. And while we were out there, we spotted wildlife that made us feel like we were in an episode of âNational Geographic.â Who would have thought nature could be so spectacular?
One of the real highlights was the guided nature walks. With our knowledgeable guide leading the way, we wandered through hidden trails that felt like something out of a fantasy book. Each step opened up new treasures of flora and fauna that made me feel like I was in an exploration clubâminus the serious attire!
On Saturday, we continued our adventure, we decided to take a refreshing swim, which lifted our spirits. After that, we set off on a beautiful evening drive through the lovely countryside. The sun began to set, and the sky changed into wonderful shades of orange and pink, making our drive even more special. Our goal was Thompson Falls, a stunning waterfall in Nyahururu, just about 30 kilometers from our lodge. The sound of the water falling was like music to our ears as we stood there, amazed by the beauty of nature. It was the perfect way to end an unforgettable day.
And just when you think it canât get any better, we finished off our adventure with a romantic bush dinner under a canopy of stars. Imagine this: candles flickering, delicious food that could make a Michelin chef weep, and a sky so full of stars it looked like a spilled jar of glitter. It was the perfect way to bond, sharing dreams over laughter and good food. Honestly, it was so magical it could win an Oscar for "Best Romantic Scene."
My fellow adventurers, if youâre itching for some nature therapy, thrills, and a cozy escape, I wholeheartedly recommend Lala Nasi Lodge. Itâs a perfect marriage of country charm and wild excitement. Trust me, youâll leave with a heart full of memories and a spirit ready for more adventures. This beautiful corner of Kenya is just waiting for you to dive in, and who knowsâyou might even bump into a goat or two! Thank you!
