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Malta Themed Tours Discover the secrets of our silent streets, ๐Ÿ—๏ธ meet ordinary Maltese who lived extraordinary lives ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ, and delve into the dangers of dark days past. โ˜ ๏ธ
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LIVE FORGOTTEN STORIES - Discover secrets of our silent streets, ๐Ÿ—๏ธ meet ordinary Maltese who lived extraordinary lives ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ, delve into the dangers of dark days past โ˜ ๏ธ...one Malta-themed tour at a time!

50 shades of...Green..and in style....only in my city of VallettaI never tire of visiting my capital city, always a new ...
21/02/2025

50 shades of...Green..and in style....only in my city of Valletta

I never tire of visiting my capital city, always a new perspective to discover and little gems to uncover

If you're looking for Valletta's 50 Shades of Sin and Secrets our island prefers hidden... join our :
๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ โ€“ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐š๐ง๐ฌ

This isnโ€™t just a tour; itโ€™s your once-in-a-lifetime escape to defy the odds, dodge danger, and live like a true 17th-century Maltese maverick.

Are you ready to climb the social ladderโ€”even if it means losing your life and your soul? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Book your spot now via the below links:
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๐Ÿ’”โค ๐•๐€๐‹๐„๐๐“๐ˆ๐๐„๐’ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐’๐๐„๐‚๐ˆ๐€๐‹ ๐“๐Ž๐”๐‘  โค๐Ÿ’”๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐’๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซShoutout to our latest Sinners from the U...
19/02/2025

๐Ÿ’”โค ๐•๐€๐‹๐„๐๐“๐ˆ๐๐„๐’ ๐ƒ๐€๐˜ ๐’๐๐„๐‚๐ˆ๐€๐‹ ๐“๐Ž๐”๐‘ โค๐Ÿ’”
๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐’๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ

Shoutout to our latest Sinners from the UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, Poland ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ, and fellow locals ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น! ...Who all ditched the normal clichรฉ Valentine's evening or a fun and original experience...where love not only hurts...it kills!โ˜ ๐Ÿ’”

๐“๐‡๐€๐๐Š ๐˜๐Ž๐” โค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿท Tired of the same old Friday plans? TONIGHTโ€ฆJoin our love-starved, loot-hunting captain through Malta's most sinful streets - where history gets VERY personal!

๐Ÿšจ Secure your sinful escape via the below link:

๐Ÿ‘‰ https://maltathemedtours.com/scheduled-tours

โš ๏ธWARNING: Youโ€™ll never see Valletta, Malta, ....or opening a bottle of wine the same again!

07/02/2025

๐๐„๐€๐“ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐ƒ๐‘๐”๐Œ๐’โ€ฆ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐š๐ฉ๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ง ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ž๐ซ!

๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐…๐ซ๐ข๐๐š๐ฒ (๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ) ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š'๐ฌ ๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฒ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐œ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐...

We tour in the rain and are not sailors of just fine weather but tonight is set to be raining cats dogs and a quite fair share of elephants....

We always put the safety of the crew first, so for your safety and enjoyment this Fridayโ€™s (TONIGHT'S) tour is cancelled.

All bookings have been refunded today and we will be sending personal messages to each of you faster than a cannonball to explain further and notify you of the cancellation + refund

We will sail again, till then thank you for booking ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐“๐„๐€๐Œ ๐๐”๐ˆ๐‹๐ƒ๐ˆ๐๐†, ๐‚๐‹๐ˆ๐Œ๐ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐’๐€๐ˆ๐‘ ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐๐Ž๐‘๐€๐“๐„ ๐‹๐€๐ƒ๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅA massive shoutout to the fearless crew of The Seafood Market Grill...
07/02/2025

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐“๐„๐€๐Œ ๐๐”๐ˆ๐‹๐ƒ๐ˆ๐๐†, ๐‚๐‹๐ˆ๐Œ๐ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐’๐€๐ˆ๐‘ ๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐๐Ž๐‘๐€๐“๐„ ๐‹๐€๐ƒ๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

A massive shoutout to the fearless crew of The Seafood Market Grill by Adam , Gลผira, who braved our special 3-hour Team Building Edition of our ๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š โ€“ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

โš”๏ธ In Vallettaโ€™s Golden Age, your life could hang by a threadโ€ฆ and so did the fate of these daring souls who escaped the 17th-century rat race for a shot at riches, power, and survival.

๐Ÿ’ฐ But only one team could emerge victoriousโ€”winning enough gold coins to outfit their own corsair ship and escape the clutches of poverty.

How did they earn their treasure?

โœ”๏ธ By solving riddles and outwitting history
โœ”๏ธ By working together to survive the same cutthroat challenges our ancestors faced
โœ”๏ธ By bribing their host & captain (oh yess...because letโ€™s be honestโ€”itโ€™s a corsair tour, and gold talks! ๐Ÿ˜‰)

โณ Time flew fast, and so did my swordโ€”but in the end, only one team walked away richer, wiser, and victoriousโ€ฆ while the others, well, letโ€™s just say history can be cruel. ๐Ÿ˜

๐๐จ๐š๐ซ๐๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ - Think your team has what it takes to outsmart, outplay, and outbribe its way through Maltaโ€™s sinful past?

๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐› ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ฅ๐š๐๐๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฅ๐ค ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐ค ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐? ;)

Get in touch on +356 7705 8201 or email at [email protected]โ€”letโ€™s make your next team-building event one for the history books! ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’€

Thank you, thank you Daniel from Munichโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช We pride ourselves on digging up historical gems that aren't in your average ...
05/02/2025

Thank you, thank you Daniel from Munichโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช We pride ourselves on digging up historical gems that aren't in your average tourist guidebook, (or on the internet!) in period-accurate costume which helps bring history to life, one connected detail at a time.

Danke schรถn dear Daniel for such a heartwarming review on Trip Advisor!

To experience what our friend daniel did...Join one of our Scheduled tours via the below link:
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31/01/2025
31/01/2025

๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€œMELAโ€ dear Maltese & Gozitan friendsโ€”this one's for you ๐Ÿ”ฅ
PART 1
(With subtitles, of course, for our non-Maltese rebels ๐Ÿ˜‰)

I donโ€™t often get the chance to host tours in Maltese
but guess what? A few one-off tours in Maltese are in the works!

๐ŸŽถ There's something magical about sharing our islands' secrets in Malteseโ€ฆitโ€™s rhythmic, rapid, and ripe for mischiefโ€ฆour rich Maltese language flows like honey but cuts like a sword through our rich history!

๐Ÿฐ And speaking of secrets... I'm brewing something special in the ancient streets of Birguโ€ฆIโ€™ve been and still am super duper busy in Birgu, crafting a brand-new themed tourโ€ฆ the first of its kind with an updated perspective.

๐ŸŽญ A deep dive into the arrival of the Knights of St. John, their turbulent early years, and the kind of political backstabbing that would make Niccolo Machiavelli blushโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ

History is Birgu is about to get a whole lot wilder....I promiseโ€ฆ

Continue to follow me for this rare treatโ€ฆ before the Inquisition catches on. ๐Ÿ˜


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29/01/2025

Is history as dry as a 300-year-old biscuit? Not on our watch! ๐Ÿช

Forget dusty textbooks - you're about to travel back in time and become the star of Malta's secrets ! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Whether you're joining a rebellion against tyrants during 15th Century Mdina, or escaping 17th-century poverty during Vallettaโ€™s Golden Age....Our guide from the past will transform history into an interactive fun edge-of-your-seat thriller!

Step into Maltaโ€™s raw past where:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Poverty is your starting line
โš”๏ธ Rebellion is your career path
๐Ÿ—๏ธ Survival is your ultimate game

Your guide insโ€™t just a storyteller โ€“ heโ€™s your partner in historical crime! We've spent thousands of hours crafting an authentic Maltese experience that's pure, unfiltered historical excitement!

Donโ€™t just take our word, hear it from those the dared make our past their present playground!

If you're looking to escape the ordinary and uncover Malta's soul , then the next step to destiny is to check our next walking tour dates via the below link:

https://maltathemedtours.com/scheduled-tours/

Thank you fellow adventurers!


Selmun Palace stands silent... but not for long!Itโ€™s said to be hauntedโ€ฆ, but weโ€™re not here chasing Ghosts โ€ฆWe've been ...
27/01/2025

Selmun Palace stands silent... but not for long!

Itโ€™s said to be hauntedโ€ฆ, but weโ€™re not here chasing Ghosts โ€ฆWe've been crafting something extraordinary here and the paranormal is not our targetโ€” transformation is ๐Ÿ˜Š

A time-consuming project in the making is about to break free soon. ๐ŸŒ‘

Till thenโ€ฆenjoy the views dear friends!

22/01/2025

๐“๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐“๐„๐€๐’๐„๐‘: ๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ โ€“ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐š๐ง๐ฌ

๐Ÿ’€ In 17th century Valletta, the fastest way to heaven was through hellโ€ฆ

Valletta isnโ€™t just picturesqueโ€”itโ€™s downright dangerous. Forget sunsets and selfies; you're here to gamble with fate and claw your way out of poverty. ๐Ÿ’ฐ

๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐ฐ๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž:

Your Maltese guide? A love-struck sea captain down on his luck (and maybe his morals), tangled in more drama than a Netflix series. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Rejected by his love, shunned by the Knights, spied on by the Inquisition, juggling mutinous sailors and dodging enemy cannonballsโ€”heโ€™s determined to make his mark or sink trying. โš“

Join our Sinful Secrets of Valletta tour to uncover Maltaโ€™s juiciest tales of rebellious locals who laughed in the face of rulesโ€”and where even nuns have skeletons in their closets.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’€

This isnโ€™t just a tour; itโ€™s your once-in-a-lifetime escape to defy the odds, dodge danger, and live like a true 17th-century Maltese maverick.

Are you ready to climb the social ladderโ€”even if it means losing your soul? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Book your spot now via the below links:

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20/01/2025

๐“๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐“๐„๐€๐’๐„๐‘: ๐’๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ โ€“ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐š๐ง๐ฌ

๐Ÿ’€ In 17th century Valletta, the fastest way to heaven was through hellโ€ฆ

Valletta isnโ€™t just picturesqueโ€”itโ€™s downright dangerous. Forget sunsets and selfies; you're here to gamble with fate and claw your way out of poverty. ๐Ÿ’ฐ

๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š ๐ฐ๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž:

Your Maltese guide? A love-struck sea captain down on his luck (and maybe his morals), tangled in more drama than a Netflix series. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Rejected by his love, shunned by the Knights, spied on by the Inquisition, juggling mutinous sailors and dodging enemy cannonballsโ€”heโ€™s determined to make his mark or sink trying. โš“

Join our Sinful Secrets of Valletta tour to uncover Maltaโ€™s juiciest tales of rebellious locals who laughed in the face of rulesโ€”and where even nuns have skeletons in their closets.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’€

This isnโ€™t just a tour; itโ€™s your once-in-a-lifetime escape to defy the odds, dodge danger, and live like a true 17th-century Maltese maverick.

Are you ready to climb the social ladderโ€”even if it means losing your soul? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Book your spot now via the below links:

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