Discover the secrets of our silent streets, ๐๏ธ meet ordinary Maltese who lived extraordinary lives ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ, and delve into the dangers of dark days past. โ ๏ธ
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Discover secrets of our silent streets, ๐๏ธ meet ordinary Maltese who lived extraordinary lives ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ, delve into the dangers of dark days past โ ๏ธ, one Malta-themed tour at a time!
๐๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ - Where your journey into Valletta's true, blood-soaked story kicks off, hidden beneath that charming Baroque ๐โ๏ธ๐
Ready for the gory and brutal details, hidden beneath Valleta's golden limestone faรงade? Because once you start...there's no turning back! ๐ฐ๐
Finish your tour with an epic view of the Grand Harbour, a breathtaking 360 perspective of Maltaโs deepest natural harbor, turned impregnable fortress and built by blood, b***y, and corsairsโฆ ๐ฒ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Who says history is dull? Not on our watch! ๐ฏ๏ธ Yesterday's brave adventurers from ๐ฒ๐น Malta, ๐ฎ๐น Sicily, ๐ฌ๐ง the UK, ๐บ๐ธ America, ๐ธ๐ช Sweden, and other far-off lands faced Vallettaโs dark past and came out smiling...and a little richer! ๐ฐ
๐ Our sea wolves navigated treacherous waters and shadowy streets of Valletta, all while laughing in the face of danger and sinful pleasures. And yes, theyโre now Licensed to Steal! ๐
All reviews are special for usโฆand the kind words of FAAโs Astrid Vella (Flimkien gฤงal Ambjent Aฤงjar) have certainly made our day brighter than our Maltese summer! โ๏ธ
We take immense pride in making history come alive with colourful characters and dramatic tales, mixing facts with fun. Thank you for this review recommendation! It makes the enormoussssss unimaginable time dedicated, behind-the-scenes tweaking and researching.... all worthwhile at the end โ๏ธ THANK YOU!
26/06/2024
๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ -Last May, entertaining a family when the weather was cooled, but the stories still scorching hot! ๐ฅ
Rest assured no matter the weather - Our Licensed to Steal tour dives into topics as hot as hell (where many of the people you'll meet surely now reside) and uncovers dark truths all year round! โ๏ธ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
For those into happy endings, our brave Birthday Boy, who spiced up his name day with our ๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ, survived and made it to our final last stop at the ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ง ๐บ๐
Behind us are breathtaking early evening views of our Grand Harbour โจ
Yet, will he see this harbour and Malta the same way again? Definitely not! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
As we end our tour by the Valletta Lower Barrakka Garden...I swear on my Corsair's honour...No threats or pointed weapons influenced the birthday boy's smile, in any way... ๐๐ก๏ธ๐คฃ
What better way to celebrate a name day than with our ''๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ' Private Birthday Tour? ๐โ๏ธ Our brave adventurer dove into danger and mischief, truly experiencing a wild start to a new year of life. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ฅ Our guests can also addโฆ. back with an extremely hilarious spontaneous moment occurring due to...impeccable timing (which we best keep as a secret fun memory) ๐คซ๐คฃ
๐ฐ Here are some of our ambitious sea wolves seeking fortune through misery and piracyโฆ... ๐ฆนโโ๏ธโ ๏ธ
๐ We welcomed brave adventurers from Malta ๐ฒ๐น , the UK ๐ฌ๐ง, Romania ๐ท๐ด, and ๐ธ๐ช Sweden โ all united by dreams of glory and gold! ๐ฐ
โ๏ธThey indeed found what they were looking for as your captain guided them through Vallettaโs vicious streets!
๐ And as promised, all came out alive, wealthier, and Licensed to Steal! ๐๐
โค๏ธ
17/06/2024
๐ดโโ ๏ธ Six years ago, on June 16, 2018, we didnโt just create a tour; we made "History" in Valletta with the FIRST ever dramatized Corsair themed adventure in character and in costume! ๐ญ
Guess what? Weโre back... weโre better dressed in Corsair clothing with more firepower ๐ฃ and an even fiercer attitude! ๐ฅ So watch out, our Corsair crew is taking no prisoners this round two! ;)
This week...we once again take to Vallettaโs streets with our newly revamped "๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ - ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ" scheduled group tours.
Adventure, excitement, and naughty surprises await you! ARRR YOU READY ๐ก๏ธโจ
14/06/2024
๐ Our ๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ can be perfectly customized and gamified for Team-building events, Birthday presents, Families with children, Henโs parties, and in this case Bachelor parties with 8 brave fun-loving guest adventurers from Germany. ๐ฉ๐ช
Our orders were just as we like them....simple and savageโฆ โMake the Bachelor sufferโ โ๏ธ naturally, no sane Maltese Corsair could refuse such an exciting offer! ๐คช๐ Thank you for this glorious opportunity to make him cry...with laughter!๐
๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ for a must-blast from the past our MTT way! ๐
๐ดโโ ๏ธ Our ๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ takes you to the Lower Barrakka Garden and other off-beaten tracks in Valletta, where others dare not tread. But then again they're not corsairs or looking for some wicked and sinful "fun" like us ! ๐
A ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ-๐๐จ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ if you crave interactive, fun, and naughty tours with quirky insights into life back then and now! ๐ and views to make your friends and family green with envy, wishing they were here! ๐ ๐คฉ
๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐! In May, Malta Themed Tours joyfully assisted AIWM in raising charity funds through a talk on our โLicensed to Stealโ Maltese Corsairs.
Every penny went to โ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ,โ a local agency dedicated to supporting young children battling cancer. ๐๏ธ
๐ช ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐๐ข๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ฅ๐ญ๐ (๐๐๐๐), established 54 years ago, is a nonprofit organization that, through their hard work each year, raises incredible treasures and graciously donates them to numerous local agencies, supporting those in need. Check them out! ๐
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10/06/2024
Welcome to my Malta, where you can start your day with an early refreshing swim at Riviera Bay ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ and be dressed as a Corsair touring Valletta, later on, quicker than it takes to rob unarmed merchants! ๐ฐ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Warm up for a private LICENSED TO STEAL - Blood B***y and Corsairs - Valletta Guided Tour ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
๐Discover more about this private tour option via the below link: https://rb.gy/h6dmpf
09/06/2024
๐ โ My office for the morning - After a busy month of May hosting guests in walled cities, the sea beckons your Corsair guide to find his sea legs! ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ I absouley hate my island...or maybe not! ๐๐ดโค๏ธ VIVA MALTA โค๏ธ
04/06/2024
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ PRIVATE TOUR WITH A SPECIAL REQUEST โ Customizable private tours, slower pace๐ฐ๏ธ and extra secret site visits await.๐บ๏ธ No period costumes keep us under the radar of Mdinaโs guards, dungeons , and evade filthy nosy peasants๐ for those wishing to remain incognito. ๐๐ฐ
02/06/2024
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ PRIVATE TOUR WITH A SPECIAL REQUEST โ Early last month, 3 rebel noble ladies chose to spy on the tyrants of Medieval Mdina incognito... ๐ถ๏ธ So, your corsair guide isn't in period clothing this time, to avoid attracting the attention of guards, informers and other nosy peasants...lest we find ourselves imprisoned in the Mdina dungeons. ๐ฐ Still had great fun!๐ดโโ ๏ธ Thank you!
31/05/2024
Enjoying the medieval magic โจ before the devil claims our soul ๐. In Medieval Malta, it's indeed a rare treat for us humble corsairs to pose with 4 smiling noble ladies ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ...without facing trouble from the lords of the city and church โ๏ธโช. Thank you, noble ladies, from Citrus Malta for this memorable adventure :)
28/05/2024
๐ฅ The sun's blazing hotter than a heretic's bonfire, but don't worryโeveryone keeps their fingers on our tours! Your Corsair guide has got you covered ...as long as you heed his advice. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
23/05/2024
๐ฅ After a day of civil war, famine plague, betrayal, and murder... it does help even the odds when we receive a 5-star review from a fellow Maltese rebel called Sam๐ดโโ ๏ธ. Your support brings a bright spot to our dark and dangerous journey! ๐
22/05/2024
A dangerous ride but with a happy ending....only for those few who follow our instructions throughout..... ๐ A BIG Thank you to Nicole for the awesome review ..... ๐ค
20/05/2024
๐ก๏ธ Always in need of fresh meat for the slaughter...I mean, noble recruits... ๐ก๏ธ Last Saturday, we welcomed another fearless batch of rebels from around the globe ๐โMalta ๐ฒ๐น, Portugal ๐ต๐น, Romania ๐ท๐ด, Russia ๐ท๐บ, and Japan ๐ฏ๐ต! ๐ฐ Ready to battle tyranny in our dark and dangerous 15th-century Mdina. โ๏ธ Thank you for joining and being great fun! :)
Clint Calleja Bellizzi Kenneth Billy Elton McBee Mamo
15/05/2024
๐ฅ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฅ Dear guests, when we ask you to sharpen your swordsโ๏ธ and polish your pistols ๐ซ before our ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ: "๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ", Trust usโฆwe really mean it! ๐๐
๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ ๐จ๐๐๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ ๐ the fountain in front of ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ will be captured and claimed by us once again for the "Licensed to Steal" scheduled tours โโ ๏ธ
14/05/2024
๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐...๐ฐ๐'๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ'๐ฌ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅ Forget Knights in Shining Armour and Baroque, beneath this facade it's all about Blood, B***y, and Corsairs... See you soon, fellow cutthroats and courtesans! โ๏ธ Join us ... escape boredom....and rise through the ranks! PS. If it doesn't work out...don't worry...you won't live to regret it ๐๐
13/05/2024
A Happy ending for our brave rebels who battled against tyranny in a true "Game of Thrones" scenario in 15th-century Mdina. โ๏ธ
๐ A massive thank you, courageous rebels and guestsโyou made it all possible! ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฏ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ - ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ
12/05/2024
A Happy ending for our brave rebels who battled against tyranny in a true "Game of Thrones" scenario in 15th-century Mdina. โ๏ธ
๐ A massive thank you, courageous rebels and guestsโyou made it all possible! ๐๐
๐ก๏ธ Last Saturday, we welcomed another fearless batch of rebels from around the globe ๐โ Gozo, Malta ๐ฒ๐น, Australia ๐ฆ๐บ, Romania ๐ท๐ด, the Czech Republic ๐จ๐ฟ, Mexico ๐ฒ๐ฝ, and even a Maltese friend visiting from Germany ๐ฉ๐ช! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Ready to battle tyranny in our dark and dangerous 15th-century Mdina โ๏ธ They were the perfect recruits and on fire! ๐ฅ (not literally of course) Thank you for being great fun! ๐๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฏ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฒ๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ - ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ
Joseph Bugeja Dan Borg Michael Muscat Andrei Farrugia Giancarlo Vella Nicole Bugeja
05/05/2024
Medieval Maltese - our 15th-century version would be a serious brain workout! ๐ช
For some brain stimulation enjoy and listen to our 15th-century ancestors below:
Itโs always an extra dose of joy and excitement when we get a 5-star review from a future young Maltese corsair by the name of Nathan ๐ดโโ ๏ธ. Back in 2011 we created "Furban Malti" to also bring Maltese Maritime and Corsair history to life for kids and engage them, a topic mostly ignored 10 years agoโฆ โ๏ธ
Well, done Nathan, clearly passionate in History who throughout the whole tour was at the very front, where participation was the fiercest, firing back well aimed and accurate broadsides to our riddles and questions ๐ฅ ๐. Good luck Nathan, and thank you for your review, showing us why it's all worthwhile! ๐
02/05/2024
โ๏ธ The Grand Master of Malta says plundering and enslaving is out, and a new license for guiding is in! ๐
โ๏ธ For a special request the Malta Themed Tours way, load your inbox, sharpen your fingernails, aim, and fire off an email to [email protected] ๐ฃ ๐ฅ
01/05/2024
Dear brave Sven from Germany we salute you for joining our tour, backing our cause. and surviving dark and dangerous 15th-century Malta with a grin! ๐ A BIG Thank you for the awesome review Sven, hope to host you again. Till then all the best and โTschรผss!โ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ค
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๐ What sly offer is your cunning Corsair Captain plotting by the Grand Masterโs palace? Will you dare join? Do you really have a choice? ๐๐
Join our "๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ - ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ" experienceโ the ultimate must-do in Valletta! ๐ฅ๐ฐ
Don't just take our word for it; the eager recruits who survived tell all on our Trip Advisor reviews ๐๐
๐To book a private tour click the below link:
https://rb.gy/h6dmpf
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๐ What sly offer is your cunning Corsair Captain plotting by the Grand Masterโs palace? Will you dare join? Do you really have a choice? ๐๐
Join our "๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ - ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ" experienceโ the ultimate must-do in Valletta! ๐ฅ๐ฐ
Don't just take our word for it; the eager recruits who survived tell all on our Trip Advisor reviews ๐๐
๐To book a private tour click the below link:
https://rb.gy/h6dmpf
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SECOND REAL MALTA TOURS INTERVIEW ON NET NEWS!! Corsairs of Malta Tours kicking off! :) :) ๐๐ฒ๐น๏ธ๐ฒ๐น๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐
ARRRRR YOU READYYYYY?? FOR THE FIRST EVER CORSAIR TOURS HAPPENING IN MALTA!!!! ARGGGGG ;)
โCORSAIRS OF MALTA TOURS โ NOW HAPPENING IN VALLETTA!!
Maltaโs Maritime History is a forgotten action-packed adventure of survival,brutality, passion, exotic delicacies and much more. It is a story of hope and despair and much more, just waiting for you to discover.
Peep into the colourful, promiscuous and yet violent lives of the feared Corsairs of Malta. Stories that must be re-told and re-experienced in the FIRST EVER complete guided tours about our Maltese Corsairs in Valletta.
An ORIGINAL CONCEPT.Brought to you by THE REAL MALTA TOURS .
Those the Maltese Corsairs attacked may have called them โPiratesโ. However, in reality, they were licensed professionals i.e Corsairs, protecting Maltaโs shores.
Yet, to the everyday Maltese at the time (struggling to survive) the Corsairs were Heroes. Their adventures and sacrifices for Malta were the stuff of legends!
Just like a Hollywood Script! Except that our tales REALLY Happened!
So welcome aboard and book your place in the โCorsairs of Maltaโ Group Tours Join our professional Tour Guide Chris Schembri (who has been guiding professionally for over 12 years) on this special Maritime Voyage.
As every location we visit in Valletta during our โCorsairs of Malta Toursโ will take you one step closer to experiencing the Raw and Real history of Malta and its Corsairs.
For in our Corsair Tours about Valletta, the Corsairs of Malta literally โSteal the Showโ.
BOOK a โCorsairs of Malta Tourโ now and experience another secret and forgotten part of our History in Valletta. Before you head back home and deeply regret missing out on Real (known by few ) stories about buildings in Valletta you would never ever imagine!
See you on our tours!
All the best!
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