The Worst Tours

26/05/2022

You may guess by now the kind of debate we try to have in our tours: Politics, Urban and Social Policies, Urbanism, Architecture. Example: After the fire in this very central Mansion (burned more than 10 years ago) nothing happens; and in a square where some homeless stay (without house), also near the "Homeless Shelter" of Social Security (not social houses with privacy but a Shelter without any privacy)...
Sh*tloads of empty houses, empty factories, military facilities disused, vacant buildings.
Some of them owned by the Catholic Church, institution with the privilege of not paying 'Proprety taxes', but feeding the homeless in the streets... not giving them a home. Períod. (this particular case, ppl say it belongs to the French Embassy...)

26/05/2022

" to be sold: Fabulous garden with facade. Call us now! "

20/05/2022

"what to do in the derelict buildings of this city?"

20/05/2022

"what to do in the derelict industrial facilities of this city?"

15/05/2022

- So, "worst" (whatever) is it about tourism?
- Well, not really, though touring with *ppl*, visitors, tourists, locals, anyone, for sure
- ...and you don't visit a single monument?
- "What is a monument?" Very often we go through *the tunnels*...😅
-"Tunnels"?? You mean, Waisting ppls short time 3-days-trip, is that so?
- ah, you must see the other side, the other side *of the mirror*/ tunnel! Break on through to the other side 🌻🌺🏵🦄🦚🍭

12/05/2022

10/05/2022

"El Maligno" Worst tour!
Double "El Maligno anti-Cheer Leaders Worst Tour": Novisad(Serbia), Bucarest, Chicago, Liverpool ♡

08/05/2022

" what happened to the F O R D factory ?"

08/05/2022

'bridge-watching' and 'feeding-cats-on-the-way-tour' 😸

08/05/2022

we shall say this only once: "...very very old Egyptian Hieroglifs" 😅👌

04/05/2022

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04/05/2022

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03/05/2022

One of the worst cats tour (ever)

03/05/2022

Worst tour: Is that you Kim?
'K' for Kim?

24/04/2022

Made our day!💛🌞
"Hello Pedro,
A big OBRIGADA for your fascinating, fun tour!! I learned a lot and was impressed with how you brought so much depth to my understanding about cities and how Porto works!
It appears that you attract a very interesting group of participants, judging by my brief conversations with several of them.
Thank you again for your most unique and lively tour!
Susan Barnes
( girl in the neon yellow jacket)""

20/04/2022

Worst Tour ever of the day with students from an Austrian University, debating the past, present and possible future of housing Coops 💛

16/04/2022

" - So, you do tours with 'tourists' ?
- Well, no. We do tours with Human beings, generaly speaking: persons, workers on vacation, students, 'locals' from different locations of the globe somehow"

13/04/2022

- 'pastilha' : multicolor waterproof 'anti-rain' (and decorative) exterior wall cover.
"in Porto, rains a lot. Worst Weather. Worst Tours. Don't come to Porto." ☀️😅

11/04/2022

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