24/11/2024
🎄 The Nightmare Before Christmas 🎄
This isn’t your cozy family holiday. Definitely NOT for kids.
🛑 Warning: Adults only. Leave your kids - and your holiday innocence - at home. 🛑
Stuck in Porto this Christmas? Looking for something darker, stranger, and wildly unpredictable? Forget the shiny traditions- the glowing lights, the pretty dinners. This is Christmas gone wrong: unraveled and flipped on its head— unapologetically bizarre, twisted, chaotic, and just a bit unhinged.
This isn’t the Christmas you’re grew up with—it’s the one you didn’t know you needed. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe never see Sante the same way again.
🎨 What’s Happening?
🎨 Art Talk: dive into Santa’s weirder, wilder side - Santa like you’ve never seen him — from buttplugs to the Coca-Cola conspiracy… Think greed, ads, and messed-up pop culture.
🍴 Dinner: A strange and unexpected feast that refuses to follow the rules. what’s on the menu? You’ll just have to wait and see.
🎁 And, of course, Personalized Gifts: But don’t expect cozy surprises. Your gift will reflect your answers to our Nightmare Questionnaire… the more honest you are, the better (or worse) your gift might be 🎅.
🎭 Freaky Surprises: Expect the unexpected. Santa might not be in a giving mood this year…
📅 24/12/2024, 19:00
📍 Location shared upon registration
👥 15 people max. Book now before Santa adds you to his Naughty List.
💶 50€
📞 Register: 915309544
📧 [email protected]
Or DM
Join if you’re ready to ditch the sugar-coated traditions and see what’s really hiding under the Christmas tree.
It's time to face the real Santa Claus… and Oh Oh Oh… he's not so jolly 👹
Let’s make this a Christmas to remember (or regret). 🎄🖤