Safari Club Zanzibar PLC

27/05/2024

*ડોક્ટર* :-. શું તકલીફ છે તમને . *?*
*રમેશ* :- સાહેબ, રાત્રે ઉંઘમાં *ડર* લાગે છે કે *પલંગ* નીચે કોઈ *સંતાયુ* છે 👰.......

આ કારણે *ઉંઘ* નથી આવતી !

*ડોક્ટર* :- આ માટે તમારે સતત *૬* મહિના *વિકમાં* *એક* દિવસ આવવું પડશે.

*રમેશ* :- એક વખત ની ફી કેટલી થશે. *?*

*ડોક્ટર* :- ત્રણ હજાર

*૬* મહિના પછી *ડોક્ટર, રમેશ* ને *રસ્તામાં* મળી જાય છે..........

*ડોક્ટર* :- કેમ *રમેશ* , તું *ઈલાજ* માટે પછી આવ્યો જ નહીં. *?*

*રમેશ* :- અરે ડોક્ટર. ,

મારે તો *લાખો* નો *ખર્ચ* બચી ગયો... મારા એક *વાણિયાં* *મિત્ર* એ *ફ્રી* માં મારો *ઈલાજ* કરી આપ્યો. .........

*ડોક્ટર* :- શું વાત છે , *વાણિયાં* મિત્ર એ *ફ્રી* માં તો શું *ઈલાજ* કર્યો *?* *?*

*રમેશ :-* કાંઈ નહીં સાહેબ,
એમણે કહ્યું....

*પલંગ* વેચી નાખ,
ને *ગાદલું* જમીન પર પાથરી સુવાનું રાખ.......!!
😣😖😜😩😩
કહેવાનો *મતલબ* .....
*ડોક્ટર* પાસે જતા પહેલાં *વાણિયાં* *મિત્રોમાં* ચર્ચા કરી લ્યો ,

*કારણ* ...... *?* *?* *?*
જ્યાં *વાણિયાં* મિત્ર હશે , ત્યાં જરૂર *કંઈક* *સારો* રસ્તો મળી જાય છે ....... !!
*વાણિયાં* મિત્રોમાં *સંબંધો* નું *સન્માન* કરવું કારણ તેમને *વાણિયાં બુધ્ધિ તો ગળથુથી* માં જ મળેલું હોય છે...... !!

🤝🙏🏻💞🙏🏻👍🏻

22/05/2024

*Check New York Times view about PM Modi :*

*Joseph Hope, Editor-in-Chief of the New York Times:*

Narendra Modi's sole aim is to make India a better Country. If he is not stopped, in the future, India will become the most Powerful Nation in the World.. It will surprise even the USA, the United Kingdom, and Russia..Japan.

Narendra Modi is moving towards a specific goal. No one knows what he wants to do....and his intentions, strategy, cannot be predicted.

Behind the Smiling face, he is a dangerous Patriot. He uses all the Countries of the world for the benefit of his Nation......India.

First he destroyed US ties with Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Next Narendra Modi has created an alliance with Vietnam, shattered China’s Superpower dream and made use of the three Countries.

The long-running dispute over oil extraction overseas between Vietnam and China has benefited India. With India's support, Vietnam began producing Oil in China's Southern Seas.

Vietnam now supplies all of its Oil to India. The United States has different support for this. He made Pakistan a poor Country without going into a war.

He brought the Port of Iran under his control.

He has set up an Indian Military base on the border with Afghanistan, very close to the area that divides Pakistan.

In order to increase Indian trade, he has also built a route through Iran (leaving Pakistan) to Afghanistan.

Narendra Modi’s desires are going Up one by one. Sections 370 and 35A have been repealed.

One day he will completely capture Pakistan occupied Kashmir. Pakistan will fall into 4 pieces in the coming seasons. This will happen on the warning of Narendra Modi.

Saudi Arabia, Pakistan's traditional ally, will also play a Key role in the Partition of Pakistan..

In Asia, this man who finished China and the United States, has canceled the SAARC Summit and shown his power to the World.. Narendra Modi has succeeded in maintaining India's superiority over Asia.

31/03/2024

28/03/2024

26/03/2024

Dates, often hailed as nature’s candy, offer a wealth of health benefits that positions them as one of the most nourishing fruits on the planet. Integrating just three dates into your daily diet can significantly enhance your health and vitality, making this simple habit a gateway to a myriad of wellness advantages.

What Sets Dates Apart?

Packed with an impressive array of nutrients, dates are a powerhouse of essential minerals like potassium, magnesium, and iron, alongside vital vitamins such as vitamin K and various B vitamins. Beyond their rich nutritional profile, dates offer health benefits that can elevate your quality of life in several key areas.

26/03/2024

♐ *બ્લડ પ્રેશરમાં શું ખાવું અને શું ન ખાવું જોઈએ* ❓

એક વખત સંપૂર્ણ માહિતી વાંચી તમારા ફેમીલી 🪀 ગ્રુપમાં જરૂર Share કરજો 🙏 ✅

📌 તાજાં શાક, ટામેટા, કોબીજ, ગાજર, મૂળા વગેરે જેવાં કાચા સલાડ, અંકુરિત કઠોળ જેવા રેષાયુક્ત આહાર જમતાં પહેલાં અને જમતી વખતે પુષ્કળ માત્રામાં લેવા હિતાવહ છે.

📌 ખાટાં ફળ અને પોટેશિયમ પાત્ર સમૃદ્ધ ફળો જેમ કે લીંબુ, સંતરા, મોસંબી, કેળા, નારંગી, જામફળ, લીચી, પ્લમ, પેર, નાસપતિ, નારિયેળ પાણી વધુ લેવાં જોઈએ.

📌 સાદા નમકની જગ્યાએ ‘લો સોડિયમ' નમક વાપરવું. આ નમકમાં સોડિયમ ઓછું હોય છે. અને ખારાશ માટે પોટેશિયમના ક્ષાર વાપરેલાં હોય છે. જે બીપી વધારતું નથી. બીપી થોડું હોય કે વધુ, તેને હળવાશથી ન લેતાં તેનો યોગ્ય ઉપચાર કરવો જોઈએ અને મીઠું ખાવામાં યોગ્ય પરેજી પાળવી જોઈએ.

📌 વજન વધુ હોય તો વજન ઘટાડવાના ઉપાયો શરૂ કરવા.

♐ *હાઈ બ્લડ પ્રેશરમાં શું ખાવું ન જોઇએ*❓

❌ ભોજનમાં રહેલું નમક બીપી વધારે છે.

❌ ભોજનમાં દાળ-શાક, છાશ, ફળ, વગેરે માં ઉપર થી નમક ન નાખવું .

🪀 *આવી ઉપયોગી માહિતી શેર કરવાનું ભૂલશો નહીં*

19/03/2024

*PAPAYA & TONGUE EXERCISE*

In the future, the new treatment method for malignant tumors will no longer be chemotherapy, radiotherapy or surgery, but changing one's diet to improve the new blood vessels!

Great medical knowledge!
A high-quality diet is the natural chemotherapy three times a day.
The following information should be taken seriously, it is simple and easy to implement, and it is very good!
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What you may not know is: Papaya, which is usually easy to obtain, is the king of fruits!
The tomato that the doctor praised was nothing compared to papaya.
Papaya has been selected by WHO (World Health Organization) as the fruit with the highest nutritional value for two consecutive years, that is, the king of fruits!

The nutritional value of papaya is:

1. Calcium: Papaya has 2 times that of apples.

2. Vitamin C: Papaya has
13 times that of apples, 7 times that of bananas,
7 times that of watermelon,
8 times that of cherries, and
1.3 times that of pineapples.

3. Vitamin A: Papaya has
10 times that of kiwi,
18 times that of apples, 1.5 times that of guava, 15 times that of banana,
1.5 times that of watermelon,
15 times that of cherries, and
16 times that of pineapple.

4. Vitamin K: Papaya has
5 times that of bananas,
2.5 times that of watermelon, and
4 times that of pineapples.

Great again! related to eye protection...

5. Carotenoids, lycopene, B carotene, lutein and zeaxanthin, etc.:
Papaya has 2000 times better than kiwi! Kiwis, apples, cherries, pineapples, bananas, guava, none of these have these ingredients.

Great! The above data source is the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) 2016.
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TRUE STORY FROM A PATIENT :-

I have been suffering from cancer for 6 years. I have undergone chemotherapy. Some doctors told me to eat more papayas. My gratitude is indescribable, I just hope that more people can benefit from it!

When you go to visit people in the future, if you choose fruit as a gift, you can bring p

17/03/2024

Jobless corner Stone Town Market, Zanzibar.

17/03/2024

Now, lighter side of ,ગુજ્જુ 👇
*GUJARATI PEOPLE IN THE WORLD*
15 Lakhs (15,00,000) in U.S.A
9.5 Lakhs (9,50,000) in U.K
3.5 Lakhs (3,50,000) in Australia
3.3 Lakhs (3,30,000) in Canada
2.5 Lakhs (2,50,000) in Uganda Tanzania, Kenya, Zimbabwe
2.3 Lakhs (2,30,000) in U.A.E
1.5 Lakhs (1,50,000) in Singapore
85,000 in Saudi Arabia
70,000 in France
55,000 in New Zealand

The 3rd most popular language in U.S.A & U.K is GUJARATI.

The 2nd most common language after Spanish in U.S.A is GUJARATI.

Most of GUJARATIS’ are in family business & few are on job.

Everywhere GUJARATI goes they are always in peace.

This is as per the Google & Wikipedia Survey

GUJJU BOLE - KEM CHHO

*Gujju Tip 1:*
Thepla is our bread and Athaanu is our butter

*Gujju Tip 2:*
A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking,
But the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 hours of
Non Stop Garba !!

*Gujju Tip 3:*
You are a 'pakka' gujju if you have gossiped about
someone for hours and then said, "javade aapde shu"

*Gujju Tip 4:*
Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as
Aa mara Mrs. Chhe
or
Aa mara Mr. Chhe !

*Gujju Tip 5:*
The World says Save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature;
But Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya

*Gujju Tip 6:*
Ek party ma, Gujjubhai asked a girl, "Tame dance karso" ?
Chokri ubhi thai gayi ane boli "Haa"
Gujjubhai: "Toh aa khursi hun lailau"?🤔😬

GUJARATI Brothers😂😂

15/03/2024

*🔹कर्ज-निवारण व धन-वृद्धि हेतु रखें इन बातों का विशेष ध्यान 🔹*

*🔸झाडू को कभी पैर न लगायें ।*

*🔸 भोजन बनाने के बाद तवा, कढ़ाई या अन्य बर्तन चूल्हे से उतारकर नीचे रखें ।*

*🔸 घर के दरवाजे को कभी भी पैर से ठोकर मार के न खोलें ।*

*🔸 देहली (दहलीज) पर बैठकर कभी भोजन न करें ।*

*🔸सुबह शाम की पहली रोटी गाय के लिए बनायें व समय-अनुकूलता अनुसार खिला दें ।*

*🔸 घर के बड़ों को प्रणाम करें । उनके आशीर्वाद से घर में बरकत आती है ।*

*🔸 रसोईघर में जूठे बर्तन कभी भी नहीं रखें तथा रात्रि में जूठे बर्तन साफ करके ही रखें ।*

*🔸 घर में गलत जगह शौचालय बन गया हो तो शौचालय में नमक रखने से नकारात्मक ऊर्जा का प्रभाव दूर होता है । नमक को शौचालय के अलावा कहीं भी खुला न रखें । इससे धन-नाश होता है ।*

*🔸 घर की नकारात्मक ऊर्जा (negative energy) दूर करने के लिए हफ्ते में एक बार नमक मिले पानी से पोंछा लगायें ।*

*🔸 घर में जितनी भी घड़ियाँ हों उन्हें चालू रखें, बंद होने पर तुरंत ठीक करायें, धनागम अच्छा होगा ।*

*🔸 घर की छत पर टूटी कुर्सियाँ, बंद घड़ियाँ, गत्ते के खाली डिब्बे, बोतलें, मूर्तियाँ या कबाड़ नहीं रखना चाहिए ।*

*🔸 घर में जाला या काई न लगने दें ।*

*🔸घर की दीवारों व फर्श पर पेंसिल, चाक आदि के निशान होने से कर्ज चढ़ता है । निशान हों तो मिटा दें ।*

*🔸बाधाओं से सुरक्षा हेतु हल्दी व चावल पीसकर उसके घोल से या केवल हल्दी से घर के प्रवेश द्वार पर ॐ बना दें ।*

*🔸प्रतिदिन प्रातः सूर्योदय के पूर्व उठकर स्नान करें, स्वच्छ वस्त्र पहनें । असत्य वचन न बोलें । पूजाघर में दीपक व गौ-चंदन धूपबत्ती जलायें । हो सके तो ताजे पुष्प चढ़ायें और तुलसी या रुद्राक्ष की माला से अपने गुरुमंत्र का कम से कम १००० बार (१० माला) जप करें । जिन्होंने मंत्रदीक्षा नहीं ली हो वे जो भी भगवन्नाम प्रिय लगता हो उसका जप करें ।*

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