
03/08/2025
You: “I’ll just take a quick stroll through the market.”
Thailand: Now you're carrying bags of souvenirs, a coconut in one hand, and bargaining for more.
You: “I’ll just take a regular taxi.”
Thailand: Puts you in a tuk-tuk going 80 mph through tiny streets. Hold on tight.
You: “I won’t spend too much money.”
Thailand: Everything costs $1, so you buy 500 things
You: “I just want to relax by the ocean.”
Thailand: Next thing you know, you’re snorkeling, kayaking, and getting a fish pedicure.
You: “I’ll just try one local dish.”
Thailand: Now you’re on your fifth bowl of noodles and sweating from all the spice.
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