Are We There Yet

08/26/2024

Come experience what has disappointed millions of people for over 225 years!

Mammoth Cave National Park recently rated as one of the “most disappointing U.S. tourist attractions”! While we think the world’s longest cave system and over 4,000 years of human history is AMAZING, others find that the cave is “very dark” and there is “nothing cool” here to see.

If you would like to experience the disappointment of Mammoth Cave, visit our website and choose from one of our many activities that will leave you unfulfilled! You can be disappointed by a “dry hole with very few stalagmites and stalactites” or discover nothing “other than trees” on over 80+ miles of hiking, biking, horseback riding, and water trails. (Fair warning – there are bugs in the outdoors, cellular phone service is spotty, and there are stairs on some of our cave tours.)

A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave!

Make your cave tour reservations and find all the information you need to plan your very own “not enjoyable” visit to Mammoth Cave National Park at: https://ow.ly/8ifx50T59Eo

06/26/2024

Attention Cincinnati customers!!! You can now get to the beach faster with Exclusive Nonstop Vacation Flights to Montego Bay with Allegiant Air for travel *** 5/24/25 - 7/26/25.*** You can also save up to $150 on an air/land packages exclusively through my agency! ***Valid now through 07/11 for travel through 03/08/2025 (blackout dates may apply).***Find your perfect nonstop routes for 2025 travel today. Contact me for further info or travel tips.

06/19/2024

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01/14/2024

Without cheating, who knows where this is?! Curious but don’t wanna guess? Just click the link that accompanies this post! Contact [email protected] for a free quote!

"It's really set up as a boutique hotel destination."

01/08/2024

Put on your mouse ears and give me a call or inbox to price your next Walt Disney World Getaway!

11/28/2023

Welcome to Margaritaville Beach Resort Nassau where you can slide into fun on our waterslides or float away on our lazy river – either way, every splash is a memory in the making!

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11/28/2023

Wow! The sale is still on! Contact Are We There Yet today for a free no- obligation quote! 606-289-4087

11/16/2023

Save on a magical vacation package for your family this spring! Children (ages 3-9) dining and theme park tickets are half off with the purchase of non-discounted 4-night 4- day Walt Disney Travel Company package at select Disney resort hotels!

Valid for arrivals most nights from:

March 3 through March 24’th 2024
April 7 through June 30 2024

Inbox, call, or email for more details or a no obligation quote today!

[email protected]
606-289-4087
Or message here

11/07/2023

Are you looking for something fun to do inside North America?! Always wanted to go out West? How about a trip to Las Vegas with your friends or significant other?! Right now, with Allegiant Air, I can offer you flights from Lexington for an extended Las Vegas weekend from just $250 per person round trip! What a deal! Remember to travel responsibly, have a wonderful time, and take lots of fun photos ! Contact me today for more info at 606-289-4087 or email [email protected].

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10/31/2023

Book early and save at Walt Disney World Resorts! Inbox or call for more info while deals continue!