Charm City Hash House Harriers

07/30/2024

Only 4 more days until trail! 2pm! Colostomy S**g has a fun trail with woods and abandoned things! And a virgin hare! Its going to be a blast!!!!

06/13/2024

We don't have a trail this weekend but no worries! DCH4 was kind enough to do a trail in our backyard.

DCH4 Trail # 2238 – 6/15/24 @ 3pm
June 12, 2024

DATE: Sat, June 15, 3 pm

Hare(s): Amazon.cum and Pita

Location: Route 70 Park n ride
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Interstate+70+at+Security+Blvd+Park+and+Ride/@39.3014698,-76.7130071,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89c81b8ad51d40ab:0xaa15158136b28704!8m2!3d39.3014657!4d-76.7104322!16s%2Fg%2F11xjf87nj?entry=ttu

Distance (Runner/Walkers): 4 – 5 mi/walkers 3 – 4

Shiggy Level (5 of 10): mostly on well-trampled paths, small amt. of pavement

Not Stroller Friendly

Def Dog friendly AND There is a massive pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/ -509

Cost: $7 unless you sign up to hare w/in the next 6 months, then it’s FREE!!! [this Sat. ONLY]. OR, if you adopt a dog from BARCS (for free), I’ll pay your hash cash.

Other Details: There is a MASSIVE pet adoption event at the Timonium Fairgrounds btw 10 and 3 so, go get a dog and bring it to trail!! https://www.barcs.org/events/ -509

05/28/2024

Are you new to hashing or the area? Wanna check out other kennels/areas/trails? Tour du hash is coming up! Charm city details will be posted in another post.

Saturday June 1 10 AM – MVH3
Saturday June 1 3 PM – DCH4
Sunday June 2 10 AM – OFH3
Sunday June 2 3 PM – Hillbilly
Monday June 3 7 PM – White House DC
Tuesday June 4 7 PM – S**T
Wednesday June 5 7 PM – OTH4 Woodbridge
Thursday June 6 7:15 PM – EWH3
Friday June 7 8 PM – Charm City
Saturday June 8 10 AM – Smutty Crab
Saturday June 8 4 PM – FUH3
Sunday June 9 10 AM – Hangover
Sunday June 9 3 PM – BAH3

04/17/2024

Our sister kennel is hosting their full moon trail this Friday. Then bring your half hungover selves to CCH3 trail at 2pm on Saturday!

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Fridays details:

Trail #1914
BAH3 Full M( )*( )n: The Pink One
BRING A CRANIUM LAMP!

When: FRIDAY, April 19 @ 7 p*e em SHARP
(Bring a cranium lamp!)

Start: CWF Softball Fields, Laurel, MD
Park in the lot on Bald Eagle Dr. The lot on 198 is blocked off.
Use these coordinates…
(39.0908833, -76.7711916)

Things may get moist, so bring a dry bag.

Hares: Jr. Bacon Heaveburger, Bambi’s Bitch, Spewart Little

Hash cash: $7 (SEVEN DOLL HAIRS)

Runners: 4-5 miles
Walkers: fewer

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.0906221,-76.770785,171m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

On-after: Bank Shot Bar and Grill

Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.

01/10/2024

WHAT: CCH3 Trail #272, followed by ye ol' a**l start-o-the-year planning meeting inside a bar
WHEN: Saturday JAN 13. 2024
pre-lube at 6 pm
circle at 645 pm
hares away at 7 pm.
WHERE: Speakeasy Saloon & Dining House, 2840 O'Donnell Street, 21224
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6ZDzTgKB8NjzJ8uP9
HARES: Paint the Goat and Facial Profiling
HASH CASH: 10$
NOTES: Bring CRANIUM GEAR!
Bring a ON-AFTER CLOTHES FOR BAR(s)!
Trail features live hares dropping band-o-beeros!
Don't know what that means? Come to trail and find out!
After (a modest) trail, we will partake in more of our holy beverage at Speakeasy and plan CCH3 events, weekends, and the etc. for 2024.
Come with your ideas, come with your friends, come alone, come on the phone -- we don't care, so long as you come!

★★★★☆ · Bar & grill

12/20/2023

11/28/2023

WHAT: CCH3 Trail # 268: A Christmas Trail

WHEN: Saturday 12/2 at 4pm

WHERE: Canton Waterfront Park, 3001 Boston Street, Baltimore, MD 21224 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Tm2ZhEfZku6kGNVq9). Parking at Canton Waterfont Park, Boston Street, Target parking lot if nothing else is open.
Pre-lube 3pm at Good Vibes Cantina, 2903 O'Donnell Street, Baltimore, MD 21224

HASH CASH: $10

HARE: Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

NOTES:
Trail is A-A, 3 miles for walkers and runners, doggies and strollers should be fine! 1 trail (I think I might get spunky and make 2, idk), ends by 6pm so we can watch the Baltimore Parade of Lighted Boats (let's hope it's good).

Well well well if it isn't that time of year again. Lickity thought she could get away from haring in December but some hashers refused! Neigh they said! You will bring the entertainment in the jolliest time of the year! Fortunately she found something else holiday related without venturing back into Hampden.

A week or two ago, the hare thought she'd be kind,
To give a trail for hashers to catch her from behind
The hare was lean and cold, setting out lots of booze
Trail just on road, leading to lights on cruise

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run around naked in this way, Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to run round naked Christmas day.

Dashing round the block, not wearing any dacks,
One hand on your c**k, to give your balls more slack,
Bouncing up and down as we run to and fro,
We'll jingle with our ge****ls wherever we may go.

ON AFTER: The Dive, 3123 Elliott Street, Baltimore, MD 21224

11/13/2023

WHAT: CCH3 Trail #267: Scream 6.9 - Goodbye to Screamer

WHEN: Saturday November 18th @ 2pm

WHERE: 1420 West Mount Royal Street (https://maps.app.goo.gl/3uRegUsWuE4SP16w9) @ 2:00pm
Prelube: The Brass Tap (1205 W Mt Royal Ave, Baltimore, MD 21217) @ 1:00 PM)

HASH CASH: $10

HARES: Bambi’s Bitch, My Big Fat Greek O**y, and Daddy’s Little Screamer

NOTES: In this installment of the Scream franchise, Daddy’s Little Screamer prepares for the horrors of homeownership…in the South! (6.9 screams!). Like any good horror movie, this trail through Bolt-OnOn Hill includes dead old men, dark alleyways, coiling urban shiggy ready to ensare you, and of course, b***s, err, booze.
Can you survive long enough to receive Screamer’s legendary pudding shots? Better come dressed in your favorite Charm City haberdashery so you won’t be left behind for Ghostface!

ON AFTER: 1420 West Mount Royal Street ~5 (after circle)

11/09/2023

Upcoming Charm trails and opportunities!

Saturday, 11/18, 2pm: Screamer's Farewell Party and Trail (details coming soon)

Saturday, 12/16: 12 bars of Christmas (details coming soon)

10/18/2023

A**l General Meeting Soon! Rego Now! - https://hashrego.com/events/cch3-charm-city-h3-agm-edgar-allen-hoes-a-gothic-?fbclid=IwAR3ZysrwsiL3cFgPwxOiEcYMm17Ju3WucV86v340POd6X7NTByda1LOSjcw

Prelube at 4 pm at Mother's Federal Hill Grille -- 1113 South Charles Street, Baltimore Trail starts - 5pm Trail Ends - around 7pm Post-trail AGM at Mother's Grille with end circle, dinner, and open bar! AGM - 7pm - 9pm Trail notes: That's right, this year's CHARM AGM and 12 Bars of Christmas events...

09/28/2023

TRAIL #264 - Saturday 2pm - The Return of Sweater Weather!
HASH CASH: $10
HARES: Paint the Goat and G-Spotify
NOTES: Celebrate the start of fall with a trail that is not in Canton! Trail is A-A. Runners 6-7 miles, walkers 3-4 miles, dogs on a leash should be fine. Pre-lube at Checkerspot, where they now have video games but do not
yet have food (but you can bring your own).
On after: Help Spewart and Trampsubstantiation clean up their yard!

11/27/2022

Drinking Practice - Thursday 12/1 - Drinks/HH at Homeslyce (336 N Charles St, Baltimore, MD 21201) and then wander over to watch the fireworks at 7pm

Food Vendors & Bars Open*

10/01/2022

The weather forecast for the rest of today looks okay for trail—we told hurricane Ian “just the tip” and he seems to have oblidged. This trail is about to get laid and it might be even faster and easier than originally advertised (it’s an O**y trail 🤷🏼‍♀️).

04/08/2022

🎶🎶Noooooote!🎶🎶 It's time to stretch those vocal cords while wetting them with libations. Cum out to Checkerspot at 7pm on 4/08. Bring your favorite songs to teach others and learn new ones as well. This Choir Practice will be led by your nefarious Co-Songmeisters: Front Load-Her and Armed & Manger-ous. It's sure to be a s**t show of a good time. P.S. Participation is mandatory

03/12/2022

We lost a hasher - Seamen Biscuit. If you are out there Seabiscuit let us know you are safe!

02/17/2022

Charm City wants you to be a Hare! Here are some available dates and upcumming trails!

3/11: Pre-Green Dress Trail, Hare: Lickety Splitz Down the Pole

3/26: Hare: Whiney Little Bitch

4/1: Hare: Just Adrianna

4/16: Hare: Colostomy S**g

4/30: Need Hare(s)! #

5/14: Need Hare(s)!%

5/21: Daddy’s Little Screamer

6/3: Tentatively Tour da Hash Trail, Need Hare(s)!^

Please no pushing or shoving, there are plenty of dates available! So step on up!

02/17/2022

DC Full moon is back! This month EWH3 is hosting - Thursday night in silver spring!

Everyday is Wednesday H3 proudly presents EWH3 1279 Full Moon: That Time EWH3 Mooned Their Mom Trail! What: It is a proven fact that Pheobe was the baddest bad ass and mum of the group on Friends, no sense in arguing with street smarts. In honor of bad asses around the mean streets of the DMV,

08/03/2021

Who: You! Humans, runners, walkers, dogs that can handle a little mileage. Bring your moms, bring your friends, bring your friends moms.
Where: Prelube at City Limits, start at banner field.
What: Trail! Come enjoy some miles, shenanigan's, maybe a hijynx or act of debauchery as well. Bring hash cash.
When: Friday 7ish pm

05/04/2021

Upcoming trails!!!

Saturday 5/8 -- 7 pm.
Roosevelt Park, Hampden, Baltimore.
Hares: Judge Prudy & Facial Profiling
Theme: Hons, hon. And flamingos.

Friday 5/21 -- trail 7 pm. party 9 pm.
Pigtown, Baltimore.
Theme: Horsees, jockeys, and the people who get dressed up to watch them. Centaur costumed are also acceptable and highly encouraged.
Down Under's Preakness Trail and Party!

Saturday 6/19 -- 2 pm.
Hares: Brown Sugga and Jr. Bacon Heaveburger (possibly with a side of Sugga Packets)!

Want to hare? send us a message :)

03/13/2021

Our Green Dress Pre-Lube Trail is tomorrow Saturday 1pm Canton Waterfront Park