Ozarks Amphitheater

09/15/2024

Good Afternoon Campers, today’s episode of the Ozarks Amphitheater’s “Lost, Found or Confiscated” will be titled thanks to Cypress Hill “When the S**t Goes Down” cause it is obvious you came here to Party!

Let’s jump right into items that should have stayed at home and therefore confiscated at the gate. 4 shooters of various flavors. 1 aerosol bottle of E.L.F. makeup mist and set. Curious, wouldn’t misting your makeup make it run before you set it or that may be the look you are going for? A sundry of sharp pokie things. A small collection of enhanced gummy like substances. And of course, this diatribe would not be complete without the inclusion of course, of the devils lettuce brought to us in various forms and disguises…sneaky…sneaky…

Jumping to clothing and accessories, 1 Nike sweatshirt, 1 Columbia jacket and 1 black tee shirt. 1 black lacey over the shoulder boulder holder…but to be honest…the cup size of said brassiere could only accommodate a medium sized stone as the true definition of a boulder is a natural rock fragment larger than 25.6 cm in diameter. One deconstructed black lacy fan, and one black blingy sandal size 9W. Several pairs of sunnies. 1 gold in color watch and earrings along with a string of white pearl like beads and 2 broken baubles.

A wallet with the photo of a guy living his best life. Speaking of photos of guys living their best life we have yet more photographic proof in the form of a key chain and a photo of Murphy and Stanley chilling out on their plush blue dog bed definitely living their best lives.

Several more keys and 1 family sized pack of Extra gum...hence the name “extra”. A tube of “Polite Society” B.I.G. Mouth lip gloss, does anyone else see the irony here? 1 tube of Nourishing Lip Tint with Hyaluronic Acid which is curious as I would never imagine “acid” to be nourishing. And speaking of things not nourishing to one’s body, a collection of vapie things and a collection of lighters most probably used to light items not nourishing to your body.

Finally, only one koozie is pictured as the rest of the collection were rather moist this morning or more like soggy, sorry just couldn’t do it and I apologize in advance if you left a koozie in hopes of it being featured.

It’s time to check your wallet for missing contents:
Carter Groppe
Brittany Long
John Miller
Joshua Smith

Shameless Plug; if the items seen is this collection are not claimed they will be featured in the 1st ever Ozarks Amphitheater’s Lost, Found or Confiscated Garage Sale on October 12th with all proceeds going to Dogwood Animal Shelter.

Once again, thank you for supporting us and live music. Now go out and make this day your “girl dog”!!!

Please Note: Poodle Statue for Scale
YelaWolf Souls Of Mischief

09/15/2024

09/15/2024

Calling Joshua Smith and Carter Groppe the contents of your wallet are currently at the ADA Gate. Ask an Usher for directions!!

09/14/2024

Tonight's Prior Party features 3 DJ Sets on the Stonebroke Stage and 3 more in the Co-Mo Connect Plaza before the Cypress Hill concert! Tickets are available at ozarksamp.com

09/14/2024

Did you have to take an Uber last night because you couldn't find your key fob?
It and probably your car are waiting for you at the Ozarks Amphitheater.

09/14/2024

Check out some things to know before the Cypress Hill show tonight! More info and tickets are available at ozarksamp.com

09/14/2024

Good Morning Campers, today’s episode is a first in the magnitude of items. Which brought on a new dilemma as to what Koe Wetzel song title best suits this occasion. It’s between these two song titles; “Something to Talk About” which there is a lot to talk about or “Cold and Alone” which I am sure how your discarded belongings were feeling sitting on a table outside waiting for me to collect them this morning.

Please note: because of the massive collection of discarded items my table space was grossly inadequate to showcase all of today’s offerings in one sitting. Thus resulted as you see below in me assembling them into 3 separate groups. Photo 1: Items that shoulda stayed at home. Photo 2: Items that shoulda stayed with or on your person. Photo 3: Is a combo of items that you shoulda held on to or left in your car. The use of the word “shoulda” harkens back to my parochial elementary school days where nuns with rubber tipped pokers taught us the simple rule of regret as in you should never live with the regret of woulda, coulda, shoulda. And at that point of my life it referred to homework. As in I shoulda done it, I coulda done it and I wish I woulda done it…I digress…

So let’s jump right into today’s narrative shall we?
Photo 1: Last night was apparently the night of baby blue or black mace canisters. 4 aerosols bottles of hand sanitizer. 1 can of Capri Breeze, as in “Dear Lord, it is hot out, I sure wish I had a breeze up my capris’ right about now” in aerosol form. 4 miscellaneous containers of “Devil’s Lettuce”. 3 tumblers and 1 lone bumbershoot. 2 canned beverages…seriously, where were you trying to hide those? (never mind, I am not that curious). If we were doing field study it would appear to the keen eye that Fireball Whisky is the clear winner of smuggled shooters. And as it pertains to sharp pokie things, Milwaukee Tool is the clear winner.

Onto to Photo 2: neatly tucked into the fray, the mundane…clothing with some added bits and pieces added for flair. 1 burgundy jacket with fringe, 1 tan shirt and 1 black flannel. 1 blue Nike sweatshirt. 2 gray hoodie/pullovers and 1 gray t-shirt and a lone orange safety vest. 1 “Bad Influence” sash, which I must say…wouldn’t life be easier if everyone wore descriptive sashes so you could see from a distance who you should possibly avoid? 2 posters must be able to tell us what they say to claim. A small collection of koozies. 1 inhaler and a toenail clipper. 2 sets of keys. A collection of vapie things, 1 lone lighter and a tin of RedSeal Wintergreen Smokeless To***co. 5 sunnies along with a limitless supply of lipsticks and glosses. 1 headband, 1 hair clip and a hair tie strategically placed around a container that may contain fragments of the devils lettuce. Yet again, curious…was the hair tie to act as a distraction during the bag search?

Photo #3 as in items that you shoulda held on to or left in your car. 10 hand bags which unfortunately are either over the 5 x 7 approved clutch purse size or a backpack in nature. And yes, these are the items that should have either stayed at home or in the car. And yes, rules sometimes do not make sense but unfortunately in today’s society we do our best to maintain a safe atmosphere for all of our guests. Now onto the things you shoulda held onto: 1 flip phone, 1 lilac charger, and an array of baubles or bits and pieces of them.

Finally, it is check your wallet or lack there of time:
Robert Allison
Vincent Burnop
Blythe Littlefield
Laurie Martino
Morgan Russell
Billie Steward

Thank you once again for supporting us and live music. The weekend is upon us so get out there and enjoy every second…you deserve it!!!

Shameless Plug: The 1st Ozarks Amphitheater "Lost, Found or Confiscated Garage Sale" will be held October 12th with all proceeds benefitting Dogwood Animal Shelter.

Please Note: Poodle Statue for Scale.
Treaty Oak Revival Kat Hasty Jared Hicks Wesley Smith

09/13/2024

Don't miss out on Koe Wetzel with Treaty Oak Revival and Kat Hasty tonight! Select tickets are still available over the phone or in person at our box office.

09/13/2024

Join us for night 2 of Jared Hicks on the Stonebroke Stage followed by Wesley Scott and the Silver Dollars in the Co-Mo Connect Plaza! Select tickets are available at our box office.

09/13/2024

Good Morning Campers, today’s rather lame episode of the Ozarks Amphitheater’s “Lost, Found or Confiscated” will be somewhat of a novella (a short novel or long short story) and thanks to Frank Foster Music we will be calling this one; “Been Gone”. As in when you are looking for said lost item you’d be thinking to yourself…”Self, that’s been gone for a bit, now where could I have left it?”

One pair of polarized sunglasses that if I must say, look rather striking on our spokesmodel. One gently used VFW motorcycle kickstand pad. One Dallas Cowboys long neck koozie. Two tubes of lip gloss. The End…

Thanks again for supporting us and live music. Now go out and suck every ounce of fun out of this day and we look forward to seeing you tonight!!!

Random Shameless Plug…The 1st Ozarks Amphitheater Lost, Found or Confiscated Garage Sale will be held October 12th…All proceeds will be donated to Dogwood Animal Shelter.

Please Note: Poodle Statue for Scale.
A Thousand Horses, Cody Parks & The Dirty South, The Comancheros, Wesley Smith Jared Hicks

09/13/2024

Here are some things to know before the Koe Wetzel show tonight! More information is available at ozarksamp.com and select tickets are available in person at our box office.

09/12/2024

Great Food and a Concert...Need We Say More??

Did you know the Ozarks Amphitheater has incredible food?! See that and more on this week's episode of Happy Hour presented by Jennings Insurance Group.

09/12/2024

Check out some things to know before the Frank Foster Music show! More info and tickets area available at ozarksamp.com

09/11/2024

This week's Yuengling Spotlight shines on Peggy Albers! Peggy makes waves in all her endeavors from providing top-rated real estate advisement and vacation rentals to bringing national attention to the Lake of the Ozarks on HGTV.

Yuengling Beer

09/11/2024

Described as a "southern rock band from the Show Me State, channeling Merle Haggard, Motorhead, Judas Priest, and Johnny Cash," The Comancheros embrace both their Missouri roots and uniquely heavy western sound.

Catch them in concert tomorrow evening with Cody Parks & The Dirty South, A Thousand Horses, and Frank Foster as part of our 2024 COMC Concert Series.

Get tickets now at ozarksamp.com.

We'll see ya this weekend!

09/11/2024

Join us tomorrow at the Prior Party featuring Jared Hicks on the Stonebroke Stage and Wesley Smith and the Silver Dollars in the Co-Mo Connect Plaza! Tickets are available at ozarksamp.com

09/10/2024

Frank Foster is headlining this Thursday with special guests A Thousand Horses, Cody Parks & The Dirty South, and Missouri's own The Comancheros.

Part of our 2024 COMC Concert Series, this high-energy lineup is a sure to be a rockin' kickoff to Bikefest weekend.

Get tickets now at ozarksamp.com.

Frank Foster will be live at Ozarks Amphitheater – Camdenton, MO – Thursday, September 12th, 2024 – Book Now! TICKETS

09/09/2024

Foreigner's new album Turning Back The Time: the ‘4’ era (1981) releases October 4th, the SAME day they're performing at the Ozarks Amphitheater! The new greatest hits collection, ‘Turning Back The Time’ is available for pre-order now: https://foreigner.lnk.to/TBTT

Tickets are available at ozarksamp.com

09/09/2024

In honor of the TATTOOS album coming out on Friday, we are giving away a VINYL RECORD plus a pair of tickets to see Brantley Gilbert at Ozarks Amphitheater on October 5th!

Register Here: https://app.hive.co/l/3wnwod

*Contest ends Friday, 9/13 at noon. Winner will be contacted via email.

09/06/2024

Congratulations Lloyd Everett you've won this week's Quirky Question for a free piece of Quirk Merch! Please message us to claim your prize.

09/06/2024

We want buskers for the 7th Lake of the Ozarks Food Truck Festival! If interested, please apply by sending a short video of your talent and availability to [email protected]. More info on the festival can be found in the link below:
https://www.facebook.com/share/VfsHQFbsVQm4UKYZ/

09/05/2024

If you attend a concert at the Ozarks Amphitheater, you might be a celebrity!