12/31/2021
There is no more bold, elegant, sophisticated, or patriotic way to ring in the new year than reserving an evening in Ron’s New Years Eve Room of Intrigue! Featuring such delights as:
✅ A yard of Twix Bars
✅ Pretzel Rods
✅ Chicken in a Bisket - the only chicken flavored cracker on the market today!
✅ Two bottles of Champagne (of beers)
✅ Two shirts commemorating your evening at the Most American Bar in America
✅ Exclusive use of Ron’s board games of cunning all night
✅ A Ham (not pictured)
If you want to reserve the best seats in America to ring in 2022 tonight, inquire to us ASAP via private message. The price is shocking, but the value is beyond measure. Seats 2 in theory, but feel free to get weird.
