11/01/2024
Dear Luxury Hotels,
Your marble bathroom is cute, but does it come with a sunset that makes angels jealous?
Sincerely,
Bear Lake Luxury Rentals 💅
Look, we get it. You could stay somewhere with a fancy turndown service. But here's the thing - we offer turndown service from Mother Nature herself. She dims the sun juuuust right, paints the lake in colors Pantone hasn't invented yet, and throws in a mountain backdrop that makes your Instagram followers actually mean it when they type "OMG."
Sure, our kitchens are fancy enough to make a Food Network star sweat. And yes, our beds feel like sleeping on clouds (the expensive kind). But true luxury? It's that moment when you're sipping your morning coffee, watching ospreys dive for breakfast, and realizing your "wake-up call" is actually the sun doing its thing over crystal-clear waters.
PS: We'd apologize for the humble brag, but... gestures at literally everything around us
