11/23/2024
FRIDAY SURVIVAL KIT: Luxury Edition 🏞️❄️
Essential Contents:
🏠 Luxury Cabin (with panoramic Bear Lake views)
❄️ Snowflakes Dancing Outside Your Window
☕ Hot Cocoa Station (Marshmallow Density: MAXIMUM)
📵 Zero Work Emails Allowed
🔥 Fireplace Set to 'Cozy Inferno' (Because Cold Feet are for Spreadsheets, Not Vacations)
Prescription: Complete winter relaxation
WARNING: Side effects may include:
✓Spontaneous joy
✓Uncontrollable relaxation
✓Extreme envy from your co-workers
✓Potential addiction to mountain views
✓Risk of never wanting to return to normal life
Dosage: Immediate booking recommended Refills: Unlimited (Because you deserve it)
Professional medical disclaimer: We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure they would approve! Spreadsheets do not. 😎