Salty Captain Cottage

Salty Captain Cottage If you don’t rent my snappy cottage in Irvington next to Tides Inn, you’re a dang fool. I said it. Built in 1875, renovated in 2020.

Cozy and quaint and all that stuff.
07/16/2024

Cozy and quaint and all that stuff.

Thinking of bringing your medieval reenactment club to Irvington for an epic creek side battle? 🗡️🛡️We’ve got the perfec...
06/13/2024

Thinking of bringing your medieval reenactment club to Irvington for an epic creek side battle? 🗡️🛡️

We’ve got the perfect, big backyard to accommodate all of your sword duel and jousting battles.

You should never put anything on top of a good raw oyster. A Bloody Mary isn’t a Bloody Mary without horseradish sauce. ...
08/22/2022

You should never put anything on top of a good raw oyster. A Bloody Mary isn’t a Bloody Mary without horseradish sauce. Oates is way cooler than Hall. All of these topics and more are just waiting to be debated in our cozy living room.

Every day soft light and pops of color peek through the windows, lulling you into tidal states of peace and euphoria. We...
06/17/2022

Every day soft light and pops of color peek through the windows, lulling you into tidal states of peace and euphoria. We also have umbrellas should Mother Nature feel as if a palette cleaner of the soul is necessary.

We have many books. This one, in particular, seems like a good read at the moment. Come, relax and get centered at our l...
06/02/2022

We have many books. This one, in particular, seems like a good read at the moment. Come, relax and get centered at our little slice of heaven in Irvington. We’ll have a cocktail waiting for you.

This season the grass will kick in, the plantings will bloom and the weeds in the driveway will be blasted with our devi...
04/24/2022

This season the grass will kick in, the plantings will bloom and the weeds in the driveway will be blasted with our devilish propane blow torch. 🔥🌱.

When mixing a cocktail in the corner, it’s important to know who’s creeping around behind you. Obviously, their prioriti...
02/11/2021

When mixing a cocktail in the corner, it’s important to know who’s creeping around behind you. Obviously, their priorities are not on par with your own. And that can be an issue, my friends.

Come get some peace of mind in ridiculously surreal times.
01/09/2021

Come get some peace of mind in ridiculously surreal times.

For those who used to play “quarters” on a table, we offer an orchid on our table to celebrate your competitive and inap...
12/23/2020

For those who used to play “quarters” on a table, we offer an orchid on our table to celebrate your competitive and inappropriate spirit.

Holiday stays are the best days. Drink champagne when ya thirsty.
12/20/2020

Holiday stays are the best days. Drink champagne when ya thirsty.

Have you ever had romantic feelings for a fridge?
12/14/2020

Have you ever had romantic feelings for a fridge?

The beacon in the storm.
12/04/2020

The beacon in the storm.

Oysters from cans. Clap your hands. 🦪👏
11/07/2020

Oysters from cans. Clap your hands. 🦪👏

Open and accessible design theory. Also known as “see the glass, grab the glass, fill the glass” design in our leisure p...
10/28/2020

Open and accessible design theory. Also known as “see the glass, grab the glass, fill the glass” design in our leisure pad.

Don’t open this door unless you’re committed to some rest and relaxation. And a few libations.
10/26/2020

Don’t open this door unless you’re committed to some rest and relaxation. And a few libations.

Wind down.
10/26/2020

Wind down.

The porch. Sit here. Sleep here. Admire the light. Be alone. Break out your book. Listen to Steely Dan. Whatever. You’ll...
10/25/2020

The porch. Sit here. Sleep here. Admire the light. Be alone. Break out your book. Listen to Steely Dan. Whatever. You’ll figure it out.

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61 Virginia Road
Irvington, VA
22480

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