Wilmoth Studios

06/16/2024

They say a woman’s work is never done.
But a man’s work is never done as well. In fact it is seldom even started.

08/23/2023

I have recently witnessed displays of “toxic masculinity” but surprisingly it was all coming from women.

03/06/2023

It’s a proven fact that 63.7% of the problems that you will encounter in your life will be the direct result of a bad decision you have made.
Start making better decisions.

02/16/2023

I never understood telling someone the old saying, “Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me “.
Isn’t that basically recommending to your opponent the best possible form of retaliation?

12/23/2022

High temperatures in Green Bay Wisconsin are expected to reach 12 degrees today.
When asked how they are coping with these conditions, one resident responded that it’s not so bad because it’s a dry heat.

10/21/2022

I can only assume that if you don’t Condemn it, you must Condone it.

08/03/2022

I’m the kind of jerk who wants to bring up the elephant in the room. It brings me joy.

07/06/2022

Savers put their needs before their wants.
Spenders do the opposite.

06/15/2022

I guess I tend to be more sociable than political.
I joined the “Proud Boys” because I look good in khakis.
I joined “Antifa” because they throw a great Barbecue.

06/13/2022

I applied for a job with the city today. The application asked what position I was looking for.
I wrote that I wanted to be the guy that just looks into the hole in the ground.

06/09/2022

Remember when people use to try to overcome their adversities.
Now they just want to wallow and immerse themselves in them.

06/07/2022

For generations now, parents have strived to give their children an easier and better life than they had.
Please Stop it!

05/26/2022

I was asked to leave the library today because I couldn’t stop laughing at the 70 year old librarian.
Can you believe the lady was trying to look “hip” by wearing a “Man Bun”?

05/26/2022

04/20/2022

04/17/2022

Just because some stupid opinion pops into your head doesn’t mean you have to say it out loud, in a microphone!

04/16/2022

When it comes marriage,
Don’t argue to win,
Argue to tie.

03/28/2021

Parenting gets easier when you realize that you only have two functions.
1) Be a good example for your children.
2) Make good memories for them.

03/14/2021

Surround yourself with sails, not anchors.

02/26/2021

I’ve always wondered if Col. Sanders was a leg or a breast man.