Long Island Baby Proofers

Long Island Baby Proofers Tom Treanor is an experienced babyproofer with over 13 years experience in baby proofing residential homes in the New York Metro area.

He provides on site consultations for small apartments to some of the largest day care centers in Manhattan and Lon

09/10/2022

This safety gate blends right in!

If you would like a consultation or quote, reach out at [email protected].

04/26/2022
04/15/2016

Wife be**er size 2T life is good

02/26/2015

Hope this happens soon

04/30/2014

Mobile Uploads

04/25/2014

What are you waiting for. Relax this summer!

03/02/2014
"Mommy, Somebody Needs You."

Good cry

Ever since we brought our new daughter home, her older brothers have been the first to tell me when she is crying, whimpering, or smelling a little suspicious. "Somebody needs you," they say. I h...

02/09/2014

Hamptons Baby Gear

01/28/2014

To some of us it's an art form

12/05/2013

Just installed a new gate we began carrying. Gatekeepers makes a beautiful wood gate and custom stain to match

11/29/2013

Long Island Baby Proofers

The infamous morning after

11/16/2013

No your baby won't get stuck under the gate your husband installed. He'll go right through

11/10/2013

I dub thee "My Best Friend, Forever".

11/08/2013

Surgical precision gate mountain make wood repair obsolete when the gates come down. Have a professional install the gates for you and save more money later on.

10/09/2013

Timeline Photos

10/03/2013

All Star Baby Safey- stopping suicidal toddlers in NY since 1999

08/21/2013
Cop Humor

10 ways having a toddler is like being in prison.

10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison

*You can’t do anything without constant supervision
*Every morning begins with someone screaming at you to wake up
*You’re always terrified something bad will happen when you’re in the shower
*You’re always terrified someone is going to crawl into your bed in the middle of the night
*Meal time is fraught with tension
*Someone’s always watching you go to the bathroom
*You never get to choose the movie and then it’s hard to hear it over all the hooting and hollering
*You’re always terrified someone is going to punch, bite, tackle, stab or attack you with some kind of makeshift weapon
*Contraband — like booze, chocolate and adult entertainment — must be smuggled in and consumed in secret
*Conjugal visits are hard to come by, require intense scheduling, and are often interrupted

BONUS: One Way Having a Toddler is NOT Like Being in Prison

Being placed in solitary confinement is a reward, not a punishment

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Melville, NY
11747

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