Trimet

06/14/2024

reminder to be nice to bus drivers on fathers day, or as we call them "bus daddies"

06/10/2024

https://news.trimet.org/2022/04/trimet-board-approves-agencys-first-bulk-purchase-of-all-electric-buses/ #:~:text=With%20the%20Board's%20support%2C%20TriMet,electric%20bus%20technology%20to%20date

imagine paying $80k for a cringey cybertruck when you can ride a million dollar EV with trimet for $2.80 😂

Purchase of 24 zero-emissions buses, plus switch to renewable diesel for LIFT and WES commuter rail service helps TriMet move forward on climate-saving efforts Just days after the world celebrated the 52nd annual Earth Day, TriMet’s Board of Directors has approved climate actions to reduce TriMet ...

06/03/2024

the WES is the gayest Trimet vehicle.
we will not elaborate further.

05/28/2024

even though they dont have a "do not pet" vest, you still cant touch the bus driver

05/20/2024

similar to cows, buses also cannot travel down stairs

05/10/2024

believe it or not, that pigeon in your jacket doesn't count as a service animal

05/03/2024

a bus with no wheels is just a room🚌

04/30/2024

a bus is never late nor early, it arrives precisely when it means to.

- the bible

04/08/2024

yo mommas so fat when she rides the MAX it aint light rail no more

04/01/2024

PSA: the brakes on one bus broke but we forgot which one so maybe wear a helmet

03/27/2024

behind enemy lines on the streetcar rn

03/25/2024

just cause theres an empty seat next to her doesnt mean she wants to date you

03/20/2024

this might be the benadryl talking but im lowkey beefing with the hatman rn

03/18/2024

its driver appreciation day so maybe hold off on your weird s**t for today, yeah?

03/13/2024

the official term for the sticky stuff on bus seats is "bus nectar"

03/08/2024

in honor of International Women's Day, we're driving all the buses slightly worse

03/06/2024

please dont eat on the bus, especially if you found it on the bus

03/05/2024

new station, new us

get here before the weirdos do

The Gateway Transit Center reopened to MAX trains Monday, March 4, with its first expansion in nearly 40 years. Community leaders were on hand, not just to celebrate the end of a weeks-long disruption to the MAX Blue, Green and Red lines, but also the conclusion of a major milestone in a multi-phase...

02/29/2024

don't forget to reset your clocks for leap day

02/08/2024

throwing someone under the bus is only recommended metaphorically

02/02/2024

reminder to wear clothes when riding the MAX

02/01/2024

prank idea: schedule a bus and then dont show up lmao 🤣

01/29/2024

fyi brown bagging your 40oz on the bus still counts as drinking

01/24/2024

starting today left-handed people are allowed to sit wherever on the bus

01/19/2024

STAY HOME - THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO LOSE ARE YOUR (tire) CHAINS

01/10/2024

in the priority seating area you are required to move bitch, get out the way

01/02/2024

he's a 10 but he doesn't thank the bus driver 🤮

12/24/2023

might make a new bus route 69 to hit all the strip clubs in town 🤙

09/19/2023

if you cant bring them on the bus why are they called cans

09/13/2023

98% of Trimet surfaces having m**h on them means that 2% were clean